Chapter 826: Shame on the Dead (2)
(Yesterday's second update)
The first to ask this question was Feng Han, "I don't know if there is a bathroom in this elevator~"
Mi Li frowned slightly, "You're not, you can't bear it anymore." ”
"I'm okay now, but I'm afraid I won't be able to hold it back for a while," Feng Han said, "I remember the last time you went to the bathroom was before you got on the plane." ”
"What do you want to say?" Miri asked viciously.
Feng Han: "I just want to say that I was on the plane once." ”
Mi Li: "You drank half a bottle of water more than me." ”
Feng Han: "Then which of us do you say has the feeling first?"
"Oh, don't talk to me, I don't want to pay attention to you!" Mi Li squatted down again.
As he said, Mi Li had been inconvenient for more than four hours, and even though she drank less water than Feng Han, the feeling was very strong.
Just now, when Feng Han told Mei Fengchao about the company structure, she wanted to ask where the bathroom was, but she was embarrassed.
Feng Han couldn't see anything in the dark, so he turned on the phone screen, and saw the faint painful expression on Mi Li's face, he asked, "Do you have any impulses?"
Mi Li wanted to burst into a foul mouth, "Don't look at me!"
"Well, if I turn around and plug my ears, you can do it yourself. "Feng Han said clearly, he will not help if he urinates by himself and urinates by himself.
Mi Li is indeed a little unable to hold back, but as a social person, how embarrassed to do that kind of thing in a public place, eh, blame yourself for being educated too well since childhood, although she was rebellious for a while in adolescence, but she was not rebellious to the point where it was convenient in the elevator.
Feng Han covered his ears, but always listened to the movement next to him, "That, if you want to be really embarrassed, but you can pee your pants, this kind of thing, Xiao Nuomi probably won't do it." ”
Mi Li: "Didn't you say you covered your ears?"
"Cover it, but my fingers are open~" Feng Han said in a smile, "Now it's closed, you can do whatever you want." This is also understood, urinate as you like.
In the difficult choice between peeing pants and peeing on the floor, Mi Li chose the latter, which required her to take off her pants in front of Feng Han, a big boy.
At this time, she hesitated again, "There are cameras in the elevator, right?"
Feng Han raised his head, "There really is one, but now it should be a power outage, so it shouldn't be able to shoot." ”
"But what if I can shoot it. For this kind of thing, girls can't be too careful, "What if you call halfway?"
"There's some truth to that. Then Feng Han began to retreat, approaching Mi Li.
"What are you doing?"
"Now that I'm between the camera and you, you can rest assured. ”
Looking at Feng Han, who was less than half a meter away from him, raising his hands and trying to open himself as much as possible, Mi Li felt indescribably relieved and stable.
Of course, this also caused a problem, the cold did not block the ears.
Mi Li also realized this problem after the beginning, but there was no turning back when she opened the bow, and the urine that was spilled and the water that was spilled couldn't be stopped at all.
After finally feeling comfortable, Mi Li asked politely, "If you don't come too, I'll help you block it." ”
"No, no, I can still bear it," Feng Han relaxed and comforted her, "Don't take this seriously, Zeng Lexin had similar behaviors by my side back then, so people don't have any psychological burden." ”
"Can I be the same as her, she is your wife!"
"Not yet," Feng Han explained, "but after peeing twice, I became my wife." ”
Mi Li glared and said, "You take advantage of me!"
"No, no, you misunderstood, I just explained the facts, and I really didn't make up a story~" Feng Han said sincerely.
Mi Li wondered in her heart, could it be that she would marry him if she was by his side? What kind of law is this? Is it the same with Su Huan and Lu Youxi?
With such a question, the two finally waited for the call, the elevator opened, Mei Fengchao was standing outside, she was afraid that something would happen to the two of them for too long, even if it was not life-threatening, it was not good to be hungry, it was already past lunch.
However, before Mei Fengchao had time to show her acting skills, Feng Han took the lead and said, "Mom, hurry up and let the cleaning aunt clean up, I couldn't help it just now, I urinated anywhere, but you didn't post a sign prohibiting urinating in the elevator, right." ”
"You, you~" Mei Fengchao didn't suspect him, and immediately asked someone to clean it, and at the same time, she also noticed Mi Lihong's fluttering little face, and wondered if this girl saw something?
Feng Han, this stinky boy, I don't know how to avoid other girls, what is there to show off~
"You're all hungry, let's go, Auntie will take you to eat Benbang's food. Mei Fengchao hugged Mi Li and called Feng Han.
"Wait a minute," Feng Han's face suddenly became solemn, "Mom, you go first, I'm going to the bathroom~"
After saying that, Feng Han disappeared.
Mei Fengchao was just about to ask, didn't you already solve it in the elevator, but suddenly, she understood at once and hurriedly closed her mouth.
Mi Li's face turned even redder, she was ashamed, as soon as he said this, Auntie must have guessed it!
The rest of the meal was spent in an awkwardness.
"By the way, Mom, I'm not going to see my grandparents at night. "Seal the cold.
"I can't see it," Mei Fengchao said, "Grandma has a performance in the capital, grandpa went to the field to collect style, and we are the two of us at home, oh, there is millet this time~"
"Auntie, I'll go home today, I don't worry about Xiao Nuomi alone. Miri said.
"What's not to worry about, there is a little apple, go now, it will be evening when you get home, listen to Auntie, don't toss, you two don't care about that day or two when you get along." ”
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When I arrived at the Han family's villa, an uninvited guest suddenly came, Feng Han's future mother-in-law, Han Rong, who is now going to be called my aunt.
"Rong Rong is here. Mei Fengchao was very polite, politely as if this was her house and not Han Rong's.
"Hello aunt. ”
"Hello Auntie. ”
The two juniors stood up and asked for instructions.
Han Rong waved her hand and looked at Mei Fengchao, "Is what you told me before true?"
Mei Fengchao nodded, "I think this is good material, and the two masters also need a movie to be remembered by history." ”
Listening to the conversation between the two, Feng Han suddenly guessed something, "Mom, you shouldn't be going to make a biographical movie for your grandparents, right?!"
Mei Fengchao pouted and said, "What are you talking about, grandparents are living well, what kind of movie are they making?!"
Seeing that her son was confused, she said, "It's for your aunt's parents to make a movie." ”
Suddenly, Mi Li, who had been listening silently, spoke, "Auntie, could your biological father and mother be the godfather of rock and roll Huang Xian and the godmother of folk songs An Xiao!"
Han Rong stood up, "My biological father and mother have been dead for nearly 40 years, and you still know about them?"
"Of course!" Speaking of music, Mi Li talked a lot, "I was a fan of Master Huangxian when I was young, and I only hated that I was born so late for so many years and couldn't see the style of a master's live performance!"