Chapter 289: Cunning Pig's Head Class
After the principal talked to Teacher Hou, her attitude towards me was good, greeted me with a smile and never mentioned anything about my early love, I not only once again saluted the power I looked down on before, it was really good to have some ability, and I didn't have to look at other people's faces to live.
Salute to salute, I still decided to stick to my consistent position in the past, not flattering or flattering, and to be an innocent and different Zhong Keyu. First of all, I want to break off friendship with Banban, a loser who has nothing to do, the close pig is stupid, and the time with him is too long, not only lowering my IQ, but also making me unlucky, eight times out of ten accidents are because of him, even Xiao Ming kicked the door that he led over.
When I sat down, Banban's pig face came over again, if I had left it in the usual way, I would have pinched it twice, and today I directly pushed him over, "Stay away from me, don't you see that I'm ready to study?"
"Yo yo yo, it's changed, who is the person who usually sleeps on the table, what is this stimulus, let's be happy when I say it. "This stinky pig's head who has no eyesight, the more he speaks, the more he looks at it, the worse he is beaten.
I don't go to hell who goes to hell, I don't hit this pig's head who will beat him, I decided to eliminate the harm for the people today, and beat him stunned with one punch, lest he talk endlessly, just when I rolled up my sleeves and was about to start, Brother Peng next door preemptively struck and pressed Banban on the table with a small grab, "Banban, why are you so annoying, can you not hinder others from learning if you don't study, I can't finish my homework now, I'm in a bad mood!! don't hum and scream in my ear." ”
Huh?
Shouldn't it be buzzing?
“…… If you make any more noise, I'll blow up your pig's head!! do you hear?" Brother Peng said very violently.
I see, the sound that Banban makes every day is indeed very similar to the barking of a pig.
Once again, I saw the humiliating side of Banban as a boy, being pressed motionless on the table by a girl, and her mouth made a "hum" cry for help. It's a shame to be obedient, but the classmates around us have long been surprised, and now everyone is busy with homework, and there is no time to watch such a dramatic picture, but I can, because I have a lot of time to watch the class at the moment, and if I study, I will inevitably be disturbed by them.
After being let go, Banban did not find Peng Meijia to reason, but criticized me, shouting that I would not be righteous and angry and would not save me if I was pressed on the table by a girl today, he would definitely draw a knife to help, but pull it down, I don't know him yet, the words are good, and when the time comes, he will definitely run away, and he may run as fast as he can.
"Shut up, I'm going to learn, from now on, let's go on one side of the road, you take your Yangguan Road, I'll cross my single-plank bridge, from today onwards, whoever is talking to each other is a pig." I said.
After that, I turned my head and prepared to swim in the ocean of knowledge, and I must make up for all the IQ that Banban had lowered for me before the next exam. Demand immediate action.
"Wait, I'll be a pig for a while, I'm going to go your way, I don't want to sit between you and Peng Meijia, I'm going to sit on your side. ”
Then the two of us switched positions, I sat in the middle position, Peng Meijia on the right, pig's head class on the left, Zhang Yiyi in front, you can see Zhong Xiaojie at a glance at ten o'clock, and this place is really a godsend for sleeping.
I picked up such a big cheap one in vain, and my heart blossomed, and I can make up for it by the way when I am bored with lectures in the future, and the small days are getting more and more moisturized......
The good times didn't last long, and it didn't take long for Aunt Hou to call me to the office at the door, I used to go out directly next to the aisle in the classroom, but now I was blocked by Banban, and it was really difficult to get out.
I'm a pig when I open my mouth, and I can't get out if I don't open my mouth, alas, I knew that I wouldn't say that angry thing at that time.
I stood for a while and finally decided to squeeze it out, no matter what he is, it's not over if he rushes out, I'm not a pig. Hey, Banban is quite discerning, and took the initiative to move the bench forward and let me get a seam out.
Hahaha, I'm going out, it's not a piece of cake for me to get out of such a small slit with a body as light as a swallow and as thin as paper, just when I was about to go out, Banban suddenly leaned back, and I was cut off, and I was awkwardly sandwiched between his back and the table behind him.
If our class wasn't overcrowded, I could have asked the students in the back to pull the table back, but there wasn't even a palm-sized slit in the back, so I had to squeeze out of it............
Uh, uh, uh, even if I fight for my old life, I have to squeeze out today, my head can be broken and bleeding can flow, my backbone cannot be lost, and I resolutely do not beg for mercy from the pig's head class.
Hey, this little rabbit cub is still energetic, the more I squeeze him to lean back, the more I will become jerky, the big husband can bend and stretch, I opened my mouth directly, isn't it just to be a pig for a short time, I admitted, "Give me some free time, I want to go out." ”
"Hahaha, you're a pig, you just talked to me, let you be smart, let you make some room for you, you really dare to squeeze in, now I know that I regret it." "When this fellow Banban saw that I had fallen into his trap, he was in a terrible mood, and he put his hands in his arms and said happily, as if he had accomplished such a great goal.
Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, today I will let you have a little sigh to see how I will take revenge next time, and I secretly made up my mind when I saw his smug face.
Later, things didn't go exactly the way I thought they would......
I still haven't been able to draw a line with a loser like Ban Ban who doesn't study well, and I haven't been able to get along with that bastard Lin Shucong, because we still have a little bit of a common hobby between us - that is, we like to eat.
In the world of foodies, there is nothing that cannot be solved with one meal, and if there is, then take a few more meals.
As you can see, I, Banban, and Lin Shucong are sitting in a newly opened shop at the school gate eating Malatang, and Teacher Hou has something to go back to her hometown for two days. Before leaving, she told me to take care of her vegetable garden, and I could not only give her a good vegetable garden this time, but also help her raise pigs, so that she could raise a vegetable garden for other people's families.
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