Chapter 54: What's Next: Salt
"That tourist, you come out for me, who do you call the little arm cub? Tell me the address, I beat you so much that your mother doesn't even know you!"
"That's it, you come out for me, scold our little brother, you are looking for death!"
"At first glance, it's an old immortal, keep your mouth clean, do you want us to brush your teeth and old things!"
"It's a civilized world, that hacker locks the old guy's IP, I'm going to beat him!"
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Suri was said to be a small-armed cub, and fans were reluctant to do so in an instant, especially those children at a lower age who didn't like to hear this derogatory term.
"Yo, I'm older than your grandfather and still want to beat me? Who wants the address I'll send you, you come, or you send me your address, I'll visit from house to house tonight, with cameras and reporters, just down to your doorstep children, your school is okay, your family has Mercedes-Benz and I will make him become Xiali, your family has Xiali and I will let you use a wheelchair, who will not accept it!"
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continued to copy and paste, the young fans were stunned for a while, and the black fans instantly seized the opportunity.
"I'll rub it, look at what Suri's fans are, old guy who touches porcelain!"
"This is a collection of undisciplined people, the underworld, and the gathering place of cancer!"
"Look, there's a kind of IP for this guy, what about that hacker? Aren't you able to preside over justice, come on!"
Shooting at the black fans on the screen to change places, Su Rui's fans hated it so much, but they didn't have any tricks at all, after all, everyone hates touching porcelain.
It's just that tourists don't buy it, and it reappears in an instant.
"Troll, send your home address, I don't think you dare to send it! But I dare to send it, if you come here to arrest me, I promise to arrest me! There are many ways to uphold justice, they beat you, I don't usually do it, the leading fan lives in a five-unit black house number at No. 1003 Pick, Civet Street, XF District, and there are nine people in the house! Five are selling fake drugs, and the other four are trolls like you, remember not to move, of course, unless you move today, tomorrow I will touch porcelain in your community, everyone looks at this is a photo of these forced cubs!"
After a message, there were several photos with dark circles.
Fans were dumbfounded, and said in their hearts, what is the situation, arrogant?
The good guys and the bad guys are all small-armed cubs in this brother's eyes.
"Tourists, first, it's not allowed to put our little brother and this group of garbage together, even if you call our little brother, give us a special name! Second, is the address you sent real?"
"That's it, you remember, tourist!"
Fans flooded the screen with snowflake messages, and tourists disappeared, and half an hour later, several photos of blue noses and swollen faces reappeared in the live broadcast room.
Immediately after that, several photos were posted that were draped over Suri's adobe.
By this time, Suri had already made at least thirty adobes, the smooth surface glistening in the sun.
By the evening, when half of the site was covered with adobe, Suri gathered his tools and sat down wearily next to his makeshift shelter.
"It's really tired, it's better to live a civilized life, by the way, there is a price to pay for escaping from the city, see? We have worked hard all day to have such a thing, how long do we need to work if we want to build three big tiled houses? So you in front of the camera remember to cherish your living environment, there are no civilized rules in the wild, but there is no protection of civilized rules, look at this ubiquitous little thing!"
"Smack!"
Su Rui slapped several mosquitoes, and his palms were bloody.
Dinner was still fish, a few hazelnuts were thrown away, and the condiment was wild onions, which was okay to eat, but Suri still felt that there was something missing.
"We haven't eaten salt for a few days, which is not a good thing! For people like me, who have eaten more than 18 years of salt, my body has long adapted to the salty environment! Every day, the body will excrete a fixed large dose of salt, but it will not be effectively replenished, and I will not see anything in a short time, and there will be many changes after a long time! The most obvious thing is my hair, when the time comes, my hair will turn white, and so will my skin! So I decided to take off the billet and use the adobe drying time to go out and look for salt!"
"The initial plan is this, let's go to the forest where I almost lost my life to find the big beast, and then follow him! Animals have their own ways of finding salt, and a wild boar must have been alive for a long time, and the salt of the plant itself is definitely not enough!"
"In addition, the internal organs of wild animals contain high salt, but that beast was burned by us, and the burning hair has a strong smell on it, so no matter where this guy goes, others will smell it, and from now until the next time the hair grows out, this guy will not want to hunt successfully, so as long as we have a keen sense of smell, we don't have to worry that the girl will hunt us!"
After dinner, Suri did not continue to work as he did every day, but went back into the darkness, and in a short time a bundle of wax sticks stepped back.
"Today we are going to make a basket! The big difference between the basket and the basket is that it needs two straps, and last time our rope nets were all consumed, so we couldn't just make do with it. Make a simple strap with dragon's whisker grass and wax sticks!"
The familiar weaving process, the difference is that Suri made two oval straps at the upper and lower ends, and the whole basket looks about the same height as Suri's upper body.
When he was done, Suri stuck two sticks on top of the basket and fastened a small curtain to it.
"Well, that's what it looks like!"
Walking around twice in the moonlight with a basket on his back, throwing a machete in the frame, a satisfied smile leaked from Suri's face, but the fans were fried at this time.
"I'm rubbing, this is too appropriate! This is clearly Xuanzang!"
"That's it, it's too similar to this back basket, little brother, you're not the reincarnation of Master Xuanzang, right?"
"It's possible, the little brother is a single wilderness survival, and Master Xuanzang is also his own wilderness survival to Tianzhu Kingdom, I suspect that the little brother will find the treasure this time!"
"Little brother will definitely find the treasure, come on, little brother, you will find the treasure buried in the depths of the forest, we support you, Su Rui Xiao Xuanzang!"
"It's wrong, it's called Xiao Xuanzang, what Su Rui Xiao Xuanzang!"
"Little brother, there is a daughter country in the depths of the forest, the king of the beautiful daughter country is waiting for you, when you become the king, we will immediately fly to you as a guard!"
"Guard One reports!"
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"Guards report No. 10,000, go quickly, go to the little brother, we can't wait!"
"Upstairs, you are Xuanzang, your whole family is little Xuanzang! The little brother will not be single, and his future girlfriend is also a masterpiece, you just wait and envy!"
"Those bastards shut up, the little brother will never be single, we remember you for the ones you talked to, don't expect to find a partner in the future!"
"Those who want to go to the daughter country with sperm brains, you will drink the water of the Zimu Spring tonight, so that you can all get pregnant!"
Someone filmed the figure of Su Rui carrying a basket under the moon, and the long shadow was no different from a certain monk in a documentary, and the fans who were out of tune began to ridicule again.