258, flirting with my sister and brother
Feeling that he was soon going to surpass all the peers, classmates and colleagues around him in the matter of the house, whether they looked down on him or not, Wang Jian, who reached the high tide of his life and was so excited that he couldn't sleep, in the middle of the night, in the dead of night, he leaned back against the head of the bed, brushed the sound of fighting, and consumed the inexplicable excitement in his heart.
"Hey, when did Douyin also start to move closer to the slow hand and play this kind of trick of flirting with girls?"
Before playing Douyin, he also played slow hands for a while, but after Douyin came out and had a comparison, he suddenly felt that the "slow friends" in the slow hands were "crushing boulders on their chests, blowing up their crotches with firecrackers, and swallowing toads raw"...... and other performances, it is really too LOW, too vulgar, or the "little brothers and sisters" in Douyin, who show their dolls, show their talents, show their talents, show their scenery, show their knowledge and knowledge, are more compelling, so that he can accept it more easily.
It is precisely because of the different positioning of the two, one for the five, six, seven, and eighth lines and the rural grassroots, and the other for urban students and petty bourgeois white-collar workers, so the anchors who can often be seen in the slow hand are rare in the fight.
Wang Jian has been brushing Douyin for more than a year, and today, this ID is called "Follow Brother Sheng to learn to flirt with girls", and he is still the first broadcaster he has seen in Douyin with "realistic flirting girls" as a selling point.
People have a curious mentality.
Even if he has now become the world's number one handsome, Wang Jian, the first person in Douyin, is no exception.
Moreover, he is bored enough now, and he hasn't seen this kind of scene of running up directly to a stranger (suspected) in reality, usually a strange and beautiful girl (accosting), and I want to see what this guy's flirting level is like, and what kind of reaction the beauties who are flirted with by him have.
Wang Jian immediately opened the homepage of "Follow Brother Sheng to Learn to Flirt with Sisters", clicked on his "works", and found that this guy had updated more than 100 videos, so he pulled the other party's video directly to the end and looked at it from the beginning.
"Day, it's not very good, it's all the level of some passers-by A, passerby B. Wang Jian flipped through thirty or forty short videos of the other party in a row, and he didn't see any real beauties, all of them were ordinary and ordinary goods that could be seen all over the street, so he was not interested in continuing to watch.
At the same time, for this guy's flirting skills, he also feels ordinary, not much special, he has seen too many similar ways of picking up in the slow hand before, to sum up, it is basically three words:
Thick-skinned, thick-skinned, and thick-skinned!
Or, it can also be said: shamelessββ no matter what the other party reacts to, completely self-centered, completely shameless!
Of course, in addition to the basic and necessary elements required to flirt with a girl with "thick skin", I have to say that this guy called "learning to flirt with Brother Sheng" also has something unique of his own.
For example, before flirting, this guy usually starts with a question that makes the other party inexplicable and doesn't know how to answer, and then, when the other party is inexplicable and the second monk is confused, he himself will answer his own questions, ask and answer himself, and come to a "divine turn".
"Hey, beauty, do you know where the north is? I don't know? hehe, you know, beauty, since I met you, I can't find the north and south......"
"Hey, beauty, do you know what 'important' means? Hehe, no matter how 'heavy' you are, I want you to ......"
"Little sister, do you know the difference between you and the stars in the sky? I don't know? Hehe, even the stars in the sky are very high, but you are in my heart......
"Beauty, can I do a magic trick for you? Look, I'm going to change, change- I like you more......"
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Wang Jian saw that this guy flirted with more than a dozen or twenty so-called "beauties", basically such a routine!
If the routine is successful and makes people laugh, he will take the opportunity to open the chatterbox and ask others what they do, and at the same time tell them about their good feelings for each other, what:
"You are so temperamental";
"Your nose is so good, and it doesn't look like a fake at all";
"You made me fall in love at first sight, and the meal was not fragrant";
"Do you know, beauty, I've been secretly paying attention to you for a few days, if I don't muster up the courage today, I'm afraid I'm going to lose you in my life, when I think of this, my heart is like a knife, and I feel uncomfortable......"
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This guy called "Follow Brother Sheng to learn to flirt with sisters", has a nose and eyes, looks good, and has a pair of gold-rimmed glasses with Sven on the bridge of his nose, plus he is holding a mobile phone to shoot videos in his hand, maybe it is still live broadcast, almost all women, in the face of his "don't criticize face" accosting and showing love in public, will not turn their faces, at most cover their faces, or run away directly in shame.
This guy chased after him while laughing, shouting at the beautiful woman not to run, saying that he had no malicious intentions, but just wanted to express his uncontrollable love for the other party.
"Look at three more! If the next three are still at this level, then bye-bye. Wang Jian said to himself.
Although this guy used his cheekiness to make those little daughters-in-law blush, and the appearance of holding his head was a bit funny, but because the appearance of this guy's flirtatious sister was really ordinary, there was no recklessness, and the moves of flirting with the girl were just the ones above, without any new ideas, and the other party's lines that were not known to be repeated many times Wang Jian himself was almost familiar with it, and he felt more and more interested in it, so he was not ready to continue watching.
However, just when Wang Jian was about to quit the homepage of "Follow Brother Sheng's Learning to Flirt with Girls" and watch other short videos, suddenly, Wang Jian's beautiful eyes were big, and his mouth was also opened, and he blurted out a sentence of "":
"it! This girl is on time! Not bad, it's good, flirtatious brother, your kid's appreciation level is finally normal!"
When Wang Jian swiped the third video, a beautiful woman who made his eyes light up finally jumped out, a female bank clerk!
In the shot of "Flirting Sister", the girl's hair is tied back at the back of her head, and she is wearing a white women's shirt inside, the buttons of the shirt are buttoned up to the neck, and below is a light blue bow with a circle of small white pearls, and on the outside of the white shirt, there is a navy blue waist-cinching lady's suit.
With beautiful facial features, a slender and fair neck, delicate and elegant makeup, and a bank uniform, Wang Jian only glanced at it, and immediately couldn't help but applaud loudly!
Because, the female bank clerk in front of him, in all aspects, conforms to all the imagination of the office girl when he was a poor sling silk before!
The female bank clerk sitting behind the bulletproof glass counter saw that someone was coming to handle the business, and although it was professional, a warm and good-looking smile immediately appeared on her face, and she raised her hand to the "flirtatious sister" and said:
"Hello, Welcome to CCB, What business do you need to handle?"
"You can help me check how much money is left in this card. "Flirtatious brother" handed a bank card through a small tin box under bulletproof glass.
"Okay, wait a minute. The beautiful staff took the bank card handed over by the "flirting sister", turned to face the computer on the side, crackled and operated, and after a few seconds, the other party turned his head and continued to smile and said to the younger brother:
"Sir, there is no money in this card of yours. β
"Huh, no money, huh...... It's impossible, I remember it?" said the flirtatious brother, "That'...... What is your business here?
"We have a lot of business in terms of deposits, sir, current, fixed, one year, three years, five years, how do you want to save?" The smile of the beautiful staff was still sweet, and she quietly looked at the flirtatious brother outside.
"My business, it's a bit special, I've run a lot of banks today, and I don't know if you CCB will do it?"
"What business?" asked the beautiful clerk, a curious look on her face.
"I want to keep my heart with you. The flirtatious brother said, finally showing his fangs.
The beautiful staff was stunned when she heard her sister brother say this, turned around, smiled awkwardly, and after a few seconds, she turned around, and her originally fair pretty face was already flushed.
"Don't make a fuss, sir, we're at work now. The beautiful clerk blushed and said, turning her face to the side, probably the first time she met the person who flirted with her brother in reality.
"I didn't make a fuss, beauty? Who told you to smile so sweetly at me just now--tell you, you called me, you know? You are responsible for me! Also, your smile is definitely the most charming smile I have ever seen in my life, don't lie to you......" The flirting brother was full of firepower, directly tore off his face, and began his daily flirting operation.
"Giggle......" The beautiful clerk finally couldn't stand this guy anymore, and she covered her mouth directly while sitting behind the bulletproof glass, giggling and giggling.
Seeing that the beautiful staff was amused by herself, she felt that the time had come, so she began to close the net:
"Don't laugh, beauty, if you laugh again, I won't be able to sleep tonight...... So, beauty, will you do me a favor?"
"What's the busy?"
"What's your WeChat ID?"
"I ......" the beautiful employee grinned, extremely embarrassed, "I'm at work, we can't take the phone ......"
Then, the video is over.
", this is gone?What about the following?Is it going to be on WeChat?" As if he was in the scene, Wang Jian, who was looking at it, suddenly became anxious, and hurriedly flipped to the next short video.