Chapter 2 Tsundere, poisonous tongue

The next day, it was a good day, the sun shone through the gap in the curtain on Ling Ling's right hand with the tube inserted, and a flock of birds were chirping on the trees outside the window, whose leaves were already slightly yellowing.

Maybe it was the chirping of the birds that woke Ling Ling, and he opened his eyes and wanted to stretch a beautiful lazy waist, but he had several pipes in his hands, and he couldn't use them, so he was a little disinterested. Maybe because of a head injury, Ling Ling slept very deeply last night, and even had a dream of returning to ancient times and taking the little girl to lead the yellow dog to tease everyone. So when he woke up in the morning, Ling Ling's spirit was still quite good, and he felt that the injuries on his head had healed a lot, and it didn't hurt much anymore.

When he got up and finished dissipating, his mind was clear, and then Ling Ling remembered the scene that happened yesterday, some magic, some fear of the unknown, and some disbelief, and then tentatively called "system?".

Then I waited for almost 30 seconds, and there was no response. Could it be that I was mentally abnormal yesterday? What happened was fake? I had a dream? Then I suddenly remembered that the system was called "Koshihikari Treasure Box", was it just like the moonlight treasure box that traveled through time and space in a movie I had watched, and I needed to recite a spell! "Prajnaparami", I waited like a fool for about 30 seconds, and then there was still no response. "Hey, it's weird, it's all called the Koshihikari Treasure Box, why is it different from the one on TV?" Ling Ling muttered softly.

"Host, what do you command?" the mechanical voice suddenly remembered in his mind.

"Huh?" Ling Ling was really confused at this time.

Ling Ling couldn't help but relax his mind, and the mechanized female voice sounded in his mind again, "This system is called Super Intelligence Infinite Travel Back in Time to Look Forward to the Future Omnipotent Treasure Box, when you wake up this system, you can call the original name, or you can call the abbreviation: Koshihikari Treasure Box, but you can't just call the system, and this system is Koshihikari Treasure Box, not Moonlight Treasure Box, don't chant any spells like a fool at this system." ”

"Hey, hey, it's still a tsundere system!" Ling Ling thought in his heart, and then silently gestured his middle finger. was despised by the system, how could Ling Ling pull down his face, so he said: "You didn't tell me that I need to wake up like this, who knows if you are Ah Mao or Ah Dog?"

"In view of the fact that the host has recently had something wrong with his brain, which may have affected his IQ, this system does not take care of it in depth, and it is immoral. ”

was scolded for being brain-dead, how can I bear this, but the fact is that my head was smashed, who knows if my brain was affected by something, and I couldn't bear it and couldn't argue with the system, so I had to slowly raise my right hand with a tube and put up a big middle finger.

"Koshihikari Treasure Box?" Ling Ling tried to shout.

"Host, what are your commands?" PS: When the host calls the system, it is enough to recite it silently in his heart, and shouting it out is like being sick.

"I have an MMP, I don't know whether to say it or not. Ling Ling rolled his eyes, he was too tired to raise his hand with his middle finger. Then silently in my mind, "I need to read the instructions that I didn't finish reading yesterday."

Then the next second the instructions that I didn't finish reading yesterday came to my mind.

Caption:

System Name: Super Intelligent Infinite Travel Through Time, Go Back to the Past and Look Forward to the Future, Omnipotent Treasure Box (Abbreviation: Moonlight Treasure Box)

System composition: main body + light brain

Main form: Second-order Rubik's Cube (primary) PS: Now in the host's schoolbag, after completing the primary task, the size can be changed according to the host's will, and as the host completes the crossing task, the level increases, and the main body form changes, up to the ninth order.

Photobrain Morphology: Ideology (Connected to the Host Brain)

System Level: Level 0 of the Second Order

System function: Travel through time, let the host become a time traveler, and become a winner in life in the real world.

System source: unknown (this system doesn't know if it's natural or artificial, don't always ask me this question)

Host Name: Ling Ling

Gender: Male

Age: 23

Intelligence: 101 (normal intelligence, just normal, not stupid and not smart)

Stamina: 80 (weak, lack of exercise, poor physical fitness)

Brawn: 20 (almost non-existent, only slightly better than unrestrained)

Charm: 20 (just make some people look at it and don't hate it)

Luck: 30 (you can only win a maximum of one pack of laundry detergent in the draw)

Ability: None

Props: None

Medal: Duck (ordinary) PS: This medal belongs to the system, and novices wear it unconditionally. Purpose: +1% Intelligence, +10 Luck

Title: None

Comprehensive evaluation: rookie (weak can no longer be weak rookie)

(Note: In the absence of special requests at a later date, instructions only show the parts that are relevant to the host.) )

"Okay, this system is not only tsundere but also very vicious", this was Ling Ling's first thought after reading the explanation. Although he is not a dragon and phoenix among people, he is not so bad. At this time, he just wanted to give the system the middle finger, but the middle finger was tired, so Ling Ling rolled his eyes. Then, I realized that it seemed a bit silly to look at the ceiling with my eyes open and talk to the system in my head, and then I silently closed my eyes.

If not, start the beginner tutorial, and the first step is to draw the starter package. After the cold voice ended, six different colors of gift bags appeared in Ling Ling's mind: white, yellow, red, orange, blue, and green.

"Are you sure you want to start drawing the Starter Pack?"

"OK", Ling Ling saw a circle of light swept over each gift bag at once, faster and faster, about 10 seconds later, it stayed on the white gift bag, and then a string of words appeared in his mind, "The host extracts white, number: 1, the gift package has been sent, pay attention to checking." ”

"White, yes, that's what I like. Ling Ling said softly, with a hint of joy. Because Ling Ling is a very simple person, his favorite colors are black and white. Before he could open the gift bag, Ling Ling heard the sound of "squeak" opening the door, and a few people came in.

"Sir, this is the patient you are looking for, the patient has been severely traumatized to the brain and basically can't wake up. ”

"Oh, thank you, Miss Nurse, I want to talk to Xiao Ling alone, can you please go out for a while?" said a slightly low male voice, this is the voice of a fat man, they have been working together for three months, Ling Ling is still very familiar with this voice, but now he is slightly hoarse and choked.

"Hey, Xiaoling, your life is really too bitter, you are an orphan with a bad life, you finally graduated from college and worked, and your life can be better, and this happened again. Speaking of this, Zhang Fatzi's voice became a little deeper, and he paused for a while before continuing: "My colleagues know that something happened to you, and everyone may not want to see you like this, and then I know you best, so let me come and see you." "I went to the neighborhood where you live and asked, the police are looking for the person who smashed you, I heard that only one window on the upper floor where you were smashed is broken, that is, the house where you live, the police said that there may be a thief who went in to steal something, accidentally knocked something down and then smashed it down. But again, there is no sign of prying on your door, and there is no appearance of it being turned over in the house, and there is nothing downstairs that smashed you, only some glass slag. Looks like you won't be able to find the bastard who smashed you for a while. ”

Then there was another pause, Ling Ling vaguely heard some sobbing and wiping tears, and Zhang Fatzi cried. Ling Ling thought so.

"Hey, even if you find it, what can you do, you are originally a person, you have nothing to worry about, and you can't wake up if you find it......"

"I know you can't hear it, my brother is still rambling so much, I should leave too, there are still a lot of things in the company, I'll come to see you in a few days, I hope you can wake up." ”

Then, the footsteps of "click" getting farther and farther away and the sound of "clang" closing the door, Ling Ling knew that Zhang Fatzi had left. Then, Ling Ling sighed and didn't open his eyes, because his eyes were already a little moist, and he was really a little lonely.

(To be continued)