Chapter 768: I'm Not a Human anymore JOJO!
Shen Lu nodded very approvingly, she was almost fooled into choosing a medical major, if she had chosen a medical major at that time, it would have been no accident, it was likely to be surgery, "There is something, so it is indeed difficult to find a blue friend." ”
"You think, it's still full of meat jokes all day long, and I think a lot of boys are just scaring her away. ”
"It's terrifying. ”
Ye Zhi glanced at Shen Lu, "There is actually a meat joke here." ”
Shen Lu glared at him, how could this kind of ugliness be publicized, "Shut up, you're full of meat jokes." ”
"Isn't it that I can't keep up with the times, why are the little girls so dirty now, headaches, when will my sister get married, I'm afraid that she will be over thirty, and she hasn't married yet, and her life is irregular and middle-aged fortune will be completely over. ”
"It's okay, the surgeon isn't very rich, and it's not delicious to wrap a small piece of fresh meat. ”
“……”
Li Xuan's forehead seemed to have a 'well' word, and almost smashed on Ye Zhi's head without a plate, this thing was really underbeaten, "Can you give some reliable advice." ”
"Actually, it's normal, it's similar to our company's programmer little brother, that's it. ”
"It's all hard work, isn't it...... What did you just say?"
"It's similar to our company's programmer little brother?"
"Hold the grass, how did I almost forget, you programmer of the whole company, this is a scarce resource, do you have any employee card? I have time to take my sister over there to hang around, I can't tell which blind one will take a fancy to it. ”
Do you say that about your sister?
Only those who are blind will look at it, but it's okay.
"But, to be honest, the little brother of the programmer now has a very high vision, and the programmers in our company may not be the same as others on the outside. ”
"What's the difference?"
"There is no bald head and no fat, 90% of them are bodybuilders, that is, some people like to play games, although I don't stop office romances, but that group of straight men of steel, there are a lot of single people now. ”
"Isn't that better? The more you say it, the more I think it's appropriate. ”
"Forehead ......"
Finally, Li Xuan flickered into Ye Zhi's hand with an employee card that could enter and exit the science and technology park.
Although there is no way to go to some more confidential places with this card, it is completely enough to go to some leisure areas in the company and walk around, and the precious 'blue friend' resources in the company can be said to be recognized as 'accessed'.
"But...... To tell the truth, it's also a problem if people look down on my sister. ”
"Uh...... Anyway, after talking for so long, does your old sister have a photo? ”
"In my mobile phone, there are only ugly photos of her, and I am afraid that I will scare you when I see it. ”
Brother, this is definitely brother!
Nothing is wrong with it.
Ye Zhi's mobile phone actually doesn't have many photos of Xixi, and all he can save are proper and strange photos, which can be said to be very ugly, this is the performance of a standard brother.
"It's okay, the ugly photos are just right. ”
said it was an ugly photo, but Li Xuan's sister was not ugly at all, and she was even very beautiful, but the dark circles under her eyes were a little heavier.
And......
The figure is really great, as a surgeon to have such a figure, it is really not easy.
"Isn't it? With this appearance, do you still have to worry about her boyfriend? Are all her colleagues in the hospital blind?"
"She's single, and she's based on sheer strength. ”
"Forehead ......"
"I don't know what she thinks, anyway...... always said that she wanted to find a boyfriend, but my mother introduced her, and she couldn't look down on any of them, and she shirked all kinds of things, and if she couldn't shirk it, she would find a way to mess things up. ”
"Too much vision?"
"Probably not, anyway, her ex-boyfriend is quite fat, and I don't understand her aesthetics anyway. ”
Speaking of this, Ye Zhi also remembered Li Xiaomu, this sister's mother was almost heartbroken like Li Xuan, "Tut-tut, it's really strange to be an older single young woman now, and my agent, Sister Xiaomu, is actually in a similar situation to your sister." ”
"Huh, Xiaomu isn't married yet?"
"No, I don't. ”
"Alas~~~ Every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, and sure enough, you are comfortable with the leaves, and you and Lulu can get the certificate next year, right?"
Ye Zhi glanced at Shen Lulu, who was playing with his mobile phone to look at stocks, and then shook his head with disgust, "Don't mention it, with her current virtue, I'm thinking about whether to get it or not, maybe I will change my girlfriend one day to play." ”
"Leaves. ”
"What?"
"Do you want to try what it's like to be pressed to the ground by me?"
"Can you not be so irritable, you can't say it well if you have something to say?"
"No, you can't. ”
Obviously, this pig wants to do something, the stainless steel spoon in Shen Lu's hand gradually deformed, and Li Xuan broke out in a cold sweat, "Ye Zi, I think it's best for you to take a look at your mind when you speak, I'm a little worried." ”
Ye Zhi obviously noticed it, but his expression didn't change at all, "What are you worried about?"
"I'm worried that I'll accidentally see something and be killed together. ”
"See what? See that I'm a weird superwoman?"
Finally, the stainless steel spoon in Shen Lu's hand was completely bent, "Ye Zhi, are you underwhelmed? Don't think that I won't dare to beat you in public, let me tell you, I, Shen Lulu, will beat you if I want to!"
"Oh. ”
"What's your attitude?"
"Then you eat a melon peel to dissipate your anger. ”
"You're the melon!"
"And how can you get rid of it?"
"Play games with me at night, and I'll reluctantly forgive you. ”
"Hit what?"
"Alliance, I've been getting tired of eating chicken lately. ”
"Recently, the Summoner's Canyon is being demolished, and it can't be beaten. ”
“……”
Summoner's Canyon Demolition?!
Shen Lu took a deep breath, controlled his anger, and then calmly said to Ye Zhi, "I can see that you are deliberately provoking me, smart I will not let you succeed, but you tell me how to demolish the Summoner Canyon?"
"The source code of the game is in my hands, and I can demolish it whenever I want, do you still have any questions?"
“……”
Shen Lu clenched his fists, "Demolition and demolition, then eat chicken, it's always okay to eat chicken, right?"
Ye Zhi was still eating calmly, and after a long time, he raised his head, "The engine of the PUBG plane is broken and can't fly." ”
"Ye Zhi! Why did the engine of this plane break?!"
"Maybe it's because you're too heavy and your seat is broken. ”
"Then it's okay to play speed, penguin speed, right?"
"My flying car has been sent for maintenance, and I can't drive it for the time being. ”
"I think you just don't want to play games with me, isn't it natural to play games with your girlfriend?! Do you think anyone else's girlfriend can be as accommodating as me?, can you be a person?"
"I'm not a human anymore, JOJO!"
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