Long Yuanhao Chapter 15 Congratulations to Daoyou
A green ring ruler hit Li Shaoyang's pigtailed head with lightning speed, and it crackled.
"I didn't want to come out, you had to let me come out, and you had to lift grandpa's coffin board, the way of the saint has ruined you," the bark-like voice said indignantly.
Ten miles of red land was subverted, and the dust of many years left the ground again.
The wind and sand are gradually charming to the eyes, and the old gray is enough to have no horseshoe.
"Ahem!" Li Shaoyang hurriedly covered his mouth and nose, but still took a sip of 'Grandpa Gray' and couldn't help coughing. The whole world was 'darkened' at this moment.
"I#, old man, how long have you not taken a bath, such a big gray, you won't bury yourself alive" Xiao Shaoyang's face turned blue and said to the gray figure.
The gray figure waved his sleeves, and suddenly a tornado blew, yes, it was a tornado, and in an instant, the ashes disappeared, and Li Shaoyang flew up along the eye of the wind.
There was an old man less than five feet tall left behind, with a few strands of hair scattered on his head, a pleated face, a lupine scarf, square-toed shoes, and a tattered outfit.
is such a 'rotten man' but holding a green ring ruler in his hand, which seems incompatible with his own image.
If it is put outside, some people believe that he crawled out of the coffin, but the key is that this uncle's family really crawled out of the coffin.
The dwarf old man looked at Li Shaoyang who was spinning in the eye of the wind motionlessly, and a smile was forced on his death-like face. What a hatred this is to laugh so darkly!
However, Li Shaoyang's posture is longitudinal, but he can't use millions of catties of power at a young age.
"Ghost grandpa, ...... Put me down, vomit, I'm going to throw up. Li Shaoyang rolled his eyes in the eye of the wind.
"Who is the ghost, who is your grandfather, why should I let you down" The master was willful for three seconds. The bark rub came slowly.
Trust me, he'll regret it.
"I can't help it, vomit ......" Li Shaoyang spat out the filth that spread out in the tornado's 360-degree rotation without dead ends.
Terrifying......
In the void, Li Huacheng was setting up a table to drink, and suddenly another 'dish' was added to the table. This sour is authentic......
"It's so unlucky, it's disgusting to me", Li Huacheng vomited out the disgusting bitter gall in the void, I have to say that it was really disgusting.
Looking at the ghost master again, we have to admit the power of indiscriminate attacks.
On his torn clothes, there was a lingering unidentified substance, accompanied by a viscous liquid dripping down little by little.
At this moment, the world was quiet, the tornado stopped, Li Shaoyang came down, and the voyeur Li Huacheng also kept quiet in a coordinated manner.
The ghost master looked at his clothes and said with a smile: "The old man has been wearing this dress for 100,000 years, and now it has been damaged by you, no matter who is behind you, you must compensate me."
A shrill sound came from his 'toothless' mouth.
As he spoke, he shook the green ring ruler in his hand, and the ring ruler kept changing, until finally it turned into a green abacus.
The technique is very skillful, and the abacus in the hand of the ghost master snapped, obviously not the first time to "do accounts".
There are words in the mouth, "Mountains and rivers walk on two hundred fine stones, Yunluo shirt seven hundred fine stones,...... fine stones" essence stones are important cultivation resources, and they are transformed by spiritual energy.
"Old man," Li Shaoyang called the ghost master.
"Don't get close to me, I don't eat this set" He waved his hand, stopping Li Shaoyang from continuing.
"Total...... Three-seven-twenty-one...... Add ......" The old ghost continued to calculate the various miscellaneous expenses, and a considerable smile appeared on his face.
"Coffin grandpa, your ......" Xiao Shaoyang was interrupted again before he finished speaking.
"Forget it, don't beg me, see how young you are, I'll give you a 20% discount. A total of seventy-seven or eight hundred and eighty-one thousand fine stones, the eight-fold discount is 900,000, and you will be counted as one million at the end, which is interesting enough" The old ghost's ledger is full of flowers.
"Ghost grandpa, I mean to ......" Xiao Shaoyang looked at his and the old man's feet.
"What do you want to say, look at my coffin, envy, jealousy, sleep in it is spacious and comfortable," the old ghost said of his coffin, with a proud face.
"I want to ask, if I pass the customs, do you still want to lie down" Xiao Shaoyang asked cautiously.
"I still need to ask, if I don't lie down in it, will I keep the whip corpse?"
"Why are you asking this?" the old ghost asked curiously.
"It's nothing, just ask casually, I want to give my grandfather a bite in the future"
"I#......" Li Huacheng successfully lay down for the third time, and each time it was more than excessive, he couldn't help but scold.
"Forget it, my ghost master's coffin board can't afford to sell you, this is the material of the Fusang iron tree, there are only two Cangyun, don't think about it......."
"After lying in, you will live longer and live forever" When the trickster said this, Li Shaoyang's face lit up.
He shivered at his ghostly face.
"I#, this must be fake" Li Shaoyang thought to himself.
"I'm telling you, my coffin ......"
The trickster talked about the anti-heaven aspects of the coffin for a long time, and after Li Shaoyang heard the value of the coffin, he kept his mouth shut.
"Rotten wood can't be carved, and you don't understand it when I tell you."
"Hmm, what are you asking me about my coffin for no reason?"
"Is this?hehe......" Li Shaoyang laughed dryly twice, and pointed to the ten-mile blood-colored coffin on the ground.
The coffin opened, and the blood-colored coffin board was full of colorful filth.
At this moment, the gray face of the trickster was really green......
"Old thing, you really deserve it, those who know it every day are also pretending to be Sven, can you still sit down now?" Li Huacheng hid in the void and said bad things.
The trickster felt something, looked in the direction of Li Huacheng, and snorted coldly.
"You're not a good thing, and your grandfather is not a good thing, it's really a crooked upper beam and a crooked lower beam" The trickster didn't know who he was talking to.
The trickster looked at his coffin board with a painful face, and had to give a very civilized term - "inhuman".
"If you can come to me, you must know the rules, there are only two words - unscrupulous means." The trickster said with a straight face, and there was a hint of solemnity in the sound of the bark rubbing.
Xiao Shaoyang also had a righteous face at this time, he came here to find resources to pass the customs, and the person who collected the customs must be this master-like person. He's getting ready to hear the pass.
"The first task to brush the coffin" is only three words!
"What? Brush the coffin, or the first, is it possible that there is a second and third" Li Shaoyang was messy in the wind.
For the next six months, Li Shaoyang was dealing with the coffin board......
Finally, one day half a year later, Li Shaoyang finished brushing the coffin, smiled with satisfaction, and passed the test.
"Ahem!" Trickster's voice came from behind him, "Our subject has officially begun" Trickster laughed out loud, his voice comparable to a wolf's howl.
"I'll fight!" Li Shaoyang couldn't bear it anymore, this was too scoundrel. Swinging the long sword in his hand as a gesture to slash the master.
He knew that these so-called customs collectors could only use the strength corresponding to the customs breakers, so he wanted to try his hand at the black hand.
"Hehe, hehe" The old ghost actually let out a kind old man's laughter, and Li Shaoyang broke out in a cold sweat.
The moment the sword fell, the wind was blowing under the ghost master's feet, and a strange gray mist enveloped his whole body, and his steps retreated dozens of feet in disillusionment
A sword slashed through the air, slashed at the red coffin board, and sparked straight up.
"Go on, go on," the ghost master said lightly towards Li Shaoyang. Li Shaoyang was just about to change his posture and do it again. But this time, the ghost master didn't give him a chance.
The gray light flashed, and a wrinkled face of the ghost master was almost attached to the tip of his nose. The green ring ruler in his hand spun rapidly and hit Xiao Shaoyang's stomach. The strength is far greater than the strength of the Gathering Spirit Duotian.
The strength of the trickster was very exquisite, but he only injured the flesh and skin, and did not move the muscles and bones.
With a muffled snort, Xiao Shaoyang "flew out" for more than a few meters.
Li Shaoyang got up with a disgraced face, pointed to the ghost master and said: "Trick master, you cheated, you didn't follow the rules, your strength far exceeds the Gathering Spirit Dual Heaven" Li Shaoyang was very angry.
"Rules, you may not know it yet, your appearance is the old guy behind you who cheated and introduced you, you can cheat, why can't I"?
When Li Shaoyang heard it, this truth was really right for his uncle......
The trickster spoke again: "You may not know my rules here, I am a ghost master, and I am also a trickster." When our strength is insufficient, we must use wisdom and brains, and do whatever it takes to get by."
The trickster explained his rules like this, there are only two levels on the way to the mustard seed space. One is the illusion level of the five ghosts. One is the wisdom of the trickster.
Through the ages, there has never been a shortage of powerful people in the heroic lineage. They were all defeated at their own hands for no reason......
Some people die in fantasy, some people become vain after all, some people escape a catastrophe, but after all, it is difficult to achieve great things without wisdom, and the heroes of each generation have regrets and flaws of one kind or another, so that Li Huacheng gradually despaired in the eternal years......
"Now, you can pass me by any means, as long as you walk out of my ten-mile Fusang red coffin, you can go, but you can't use force, you have to use wisdom, remember to use wisdom......
The hypnotic voice of the trickster is very penetrating, and at the boundary of the ten miles of red land, there is a light curtain generated, and the radius of ten miles has become a sealed place.
Wei Fuzi smiled and said, "This is a magical power that I have learned and practiced all my life, it can pull people's spirits out of the body and simulate everything with spiritual souls. No force is used here, only primitive wisdom, which I call a trick. ”
"Haha, I'm going out now, and you can think slowly about your primordial wisdom. As he spoke, the figure of the trickster faded and disappeared from the nodules of the ten miles of red land.
In the outside world, the trickster looked back at Li Shaoyang, who was isolated from his five senses in the seal, and his smile was worse than crying.
The green ring ruler turned into a sky bridge to the place where Li Huaren was born. Seeing that Li Huacheng didn't have any ideas, he took a sip of the wine glass.
"Poof...... What the hell are you drinking, the taste is really heavy," the trickster scolded.
Li Huacheng couldn't help laughing: "This, this is vomit from half a year ago, do you remember?" Li Huacheng said stupidly.
Wei Fuzi thought of the tornado incident half a year ago, and the last tooth in his mouth was spit out by him, and he was really disgusted. What kind of person is this, the vomit is kept as a baby for half a year, is this counted until he will come up and take a sip.
It's really a dragon giving birth to a dragon and a phoenix, the son of a mouse can make a hole, for the Yin people, he Li Huacheng has never lost.
After a long time, the trickster came to his senses.
"This is your heir, very good" This is the trick's evaluation of Li Shaoyang.
"He is our last hope, and he is also the end of fate," Li Huacheng said with great emotion.
"I hope he can live my tricks, as long as he has such wisdom, what does it matter if my old bone dies for him" The trickster was not surprised, but just treated it indifferently. This is also his fate, and he has long seen it.
Wei Fuzi suddenly turned back to Li Huacheng and said, "Lao Tzu can't last a few years, and he may not be able to help you in the future."
"What are you going to do?" Li Huacheng was shocked, when he told the ghost master Li Shaoyang's identity, he thought about all kinds of possibilities, but he never thought that it would be this kind of ending.
Wei Fuzi smiled: "He is our last hope, if he is like the people before us, then our existence will lose its due meaning." ”
After a pause, he continued, "My trick is based on a person's wisdom, but I'm not sure I can get him out of my trick." You old fox can cheat, why can't I, a trickster."
At this time, the tricky master smiled, smiled very happily, he arched his hand at Li Huacheng and said: "Fellow Daoist, don't pass it here, there is no time for me to go here, and there will be no more me in the world from now on!"
For a while, the trickster burst out with the strongest strength in his life and returned to the youngest image. Holding the green ring ruler, he walked towards the enchantment of the ghost trick he had personally designed.
Li Huacheng looked at his back, and also arched his hand and said, "I respect your choice." ”
He bowed down and said, "Cangyun Guardian Human Emperor Phantom Li Huacheng sent Daoist friends to Dao" Even though Li Huacheng's heart has been hard as a stone for millions of years, he can't be calm at this time, and another like-minded Taoist friend of the same era has disappeared.
In the ghost trick, Li Shaoyang was using his wisdom to think about how to get out, and suddenly, the ghost trick shook for a while. A scholar who looked like a jade jade walked in with a big smile, holding the green ring ruler of the trickster in his hand......
Without giving Li Shaoyang the slightest time to ask questions, the young trickster spoke directly: "I don't know what the end of the grave is, but I accept my fate, the new person is not yet known, so the old is long gone." Today is my turn," the trickster muttered.
The trickster ushered in the last glory of his life in his own laws.
"Apprentice, fellow Daoist, go all the way," Li Huacheng said lonely