"Why is it him again! I remember the last time I fainted, he was the same person. Instructor Han said.

I said, "Instructor, he is relatively weak, he belongs to the kind of wind that blows down, and he usually doesn't dare to go out when the wind blows." I hugged Banban and said.

Suddenly, I felt that my belly was pinched hard...... Good boy, if he faints, he is not honest, could it be that he is pretending? This time, he will go around you first, in case Instructor Han and other classmates find out that he is pretending to faint, the impact will not be very good.

"Don't be poor, as far as you can say, pinch others. Instructor Han said.

I held him with my left hand and placed my right thumb on top of the class.

"Instructor Han, do you want to give him artificial respiration?" The little fat man who had just come out of the queue saw someone fainting, and walked over with the instructor, perhaps because he was too tired from standing in a military posture just now, at this time he put his hands on his knees, half-bent over and said.

At this moment, my Instructor Han squatted on the ground to support Ban Ban, and after listening to him, Instructor Han turned his head with a gloomy face and said: "It's a shame that you are still a high school student, you have watched too many TV dramas! He is not drowning, what is artificial respiration...... You want to give him artificial respiration?!"

"No, if his life is in danger, he can. The little fat man licked his face and replied with a grin. Why is this guy so funny, hahaha......

"Hahaha......" Although the rest of the class was standing in a military posture, they were still amused by the little fat man's words.

"Okay, everyone disband, go to a cool place to rest for a while, and when the whistle blows, everyone will disband by themselves, and it is not allowed to leave early in advance. ”

After Instructor Han finished speaking, the birds and beasts immediately dispersed, and they returned to the shade and began to enjoy this hard-won happiness.

Instructor Han said: "Why are you still not awake, you get out of the way of me to pinch others." ”

"Ahem...... Oops, I'm so dizzy...... Instructor Han, am I suffering from heat stroke!?" Seeing that Instructor Han was about to do it himself, I didn't expect Banban to wake up by himself, yes, he wasn't stupid yet.

"Your classmate, is there anything wrong with your body, you fainted last time, you fainted this time, you fainted, go to the infirmary for a good check-up, if there is really something wrong with your body, don't participate in military training." Instructor Han changed his usual serious style and said with great concern.

This time, Banban's treacherous plan is finally going to succeed, "Instructor Han, then I'll go to the infirmary now, I'm dizzy." Banban said.

"Okay, anyway, the morning training time is coming soon, if it's serious, I'll take it with me in the infirmary in the afternoon, and if it's not serious, I'll come over to participate in military training." Instructor Han said, "Why don't you accompany him, anyway, you can't participate in military training if you have a cold, and the two of you will also take care of them on the way." He pointed at me.

After getting the forgiveness of Instructor Han, I helped Banban to escape from Ascension in front of everyone's eyes, and after turning the corner, the whistle of the assembly training came again, imagining that everyone was under the majesty of Instructor Han, holding their heads high, facing the scorching sun, don't say, military training is quite fun.

Banban said, "I'm dizzy, why don't you carry me to the infirmary!"

I said: "Don't be cheap and behave, it's good that I didn't demolish you in Instructor Han just now, and you still want me to carry you, it's a fool's dream." ”

"You're embarrassed to mention it, who asked you to say that I was a ...... in front of Instructor Han and the whole class?"

This guy and I fought endlessly, and later I learned that he could accept any shortcomings in evaluating a boy, but no one could accept the word "virtual."

After Instructor Han's pass, Ban Ban and I were not in a hurry to go to the infirmary, because we really couldn't trust Dr. Liu's medical skills in the infirmary.

But in terms of appearance, although he looks more unusual, but he is not like a quack, but his poor memory we have heard, in the past, classmates who had a small cold and a small fever will go to the infirmary, after all, there is more homework in high school and less time to review, no one wants to waste time to run outside the school, but these students who go to see a doctor are not a big problem, after taking the medicine prescribed by Dr. Liu, to ensure that the condition deteriorates, it is impossible to heal without delaying three or five days, you say that who dares to go to him for treatment with such medical skills, anyway, I don't dare, my cold has been carrying, I didn't dare to go to him for medicine。

Besides, Banban's fainting was originally faked, and there was no need to go to the infirmary to see a doctor, so it was better to take advantage of the illness to wander around here, or go to the cafeteria to eat a while earlier, and now go to ensure that you can eat the freshly made chicken legs.

Thinking of the big chicken legs, my stomach growled with hunger, "Banban, anyway, you fainted and pretended, your head shouldn't hurt, or let's go to the cafeteria to eat now, I'll invite you to eat the big chicken legs." ”

"Okay, but your cold hasn't healed yet, should we go to the pharmacy outside the school and buy some cold medicine for you?" ”

"No, I can survive the military training for two more days with a cold!" I said.

Banban's mouth opened into an O-shape, and he shouted: "Zhong Keyu, Zhong Keyu, thanks to Instructor Han so much for your appreciation, you actually used the cold to evade military training, you are becoming more and more scheming, you black-bellied man." ”

I said, "It's an objective fact that I catch a cold, and I didn't do it on purpose, unlike some people who pretend to faint to escape military training." ”

"I just fainted purely to save the toiling masses, not for myself at all, don't you see that because of me, everyone has enough time to rest?!"

I said, "Dare to ask my eldest brother, have you achieved your old man's goal? If I remember correctly, the toiling masses you want to save are still living in misery." ”

Banban said: "Don't say it again, my heart will hurt, it's all because I'm not good, I can't take everyone out of the fire pit." ”

Pull it down, if you don't push everyone into the pit, Amitabha Buddha will burn high incense.

"Banban, Banban......" Just as we were about to go to the cafeteria to eat big chicken legs, someone called out to Banban.

It turned out to be his aunt, the ultimate boss of our school.

Banban said, "Hello principal. ”

I followed suit, "Hello principal." ”

It doesn't matter if he's shouting right or not, I'll just follow what he shouts.

"Okay, okay, I saw the two of you in military training just now, I didn't dare to go over to disturb you, you two went home with me to eat at noon today. ”

No one thought that the aunt with the umbrella turned out to be the principal of our school, and they didn't expect that the class that was usually hung out of Lang Lang had such a big background, and everyone would not have thought that the two of us did not go to the infirmary, but followed the principal home for dinner. Hahaha, I laughed embarrassedly at the thought of this......

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