192. The private words of the male Taoist student
Jia Mu and Chen Xiao became a pair of hard-working brothers, reluctantly tidying up the clutter and cleaning the room.
Chen Xiao has a bad habit of littering, hanging ornaments, hairpins and even robes, always throwing them wherever he goes, he went back and forth in the house three times before picking up everything.
Jia Mu saw that his various accessories were enough to fill two large brocade boxes, and he really couldn't understand: "Big brother, are you here to marry Huaxu?"
"The style of the ornament and the color of the rope should correspond to the clothes one by one, and there is a university question here. ”
Chen Xiao compared a few shirts spread out on the bed, and said: "The neckline and cuffs of this tea-white robe have ink-colored dark lines, which were originally unremarkable, but with the dazzling flame vermilion ornament, it is like the finishing touch, and the overall image suddenly comes alive, especially for our immortal children, such a dress is more low-key and luxurious, and there is also a bit of uninhibited rebellion and sultry chic." ”
The color matching is completely a blind spot in the knowledge of ordinary straight men, Jia Mu looked up and down, left and right, and finally didn't see anything: "Isn't it just white, red and black, is it necessary to talk about it so exaggerated and magical?"
Seeing that he was not enlightened, Chen Xiao gave another example: "Another example is the Songhua green robe, although the color is lighter than the ordinary dark green, but it is still old-fashioned when it is single, and it needs to be neutralized with a hanging ornament tied with a peach tassel to neutralize the dullness, so as to highlight the youthful style of the fresh clothes and angry horses." ”
Chen Xiao is most interested in the business of restaurants and silk villages, because there is wine and food in one place, and there are beautiful clothes and beautiful people in the other place.
Since he was a child, he loved to sit behind the counter and observe all kinds of customers, and he learned a standard tone of soliciting business from the shop guys.
"The original price is ten taels, and the current price is five taels! It's not eight percent off, it's not nine percent off, but it's a fifty percent discount for jumping off the building! You can't buy it at a loss, you can't be fooled if you can't buy it at five percent, it's five percent off and five percent off the whole site!"
Jia Mu listened to the tone very familiar: "The little student in the script seems to like to wear it like this, wearing a pine green robe, and the hem is revealing a dazzling pink placket, is it the same meaning as you?"
"That's right!"
Chen Xiaoxing, who is not doing his job but is versatile, sang a few famous passages of "The Legend of the West Chamber": "The moonlight dissolves the night, the flowers are lonely and lonely, how to be in the bright spirit, and I don't see the people in the moon~"
Lin Ze, who was sitting precariously and couldn't let go of the scroll, couldn't bear it, and smashed two fresh fruits into the heads of the two with a spell: "Can you put your mind on the serious matter of cultivating and learning arts, and don't always waste time looking at the scripts and scripts of stealing incense and stealing jade!"
Jia Mu was quick to grasp the fresh fruit in his hand, and asked back with a wicked smile: "If you haven't read it, how do you know that it is a story about stealing incense and stealing jade?"
Chen Xiao couldn't help rubbing the back of his aching head, applauding the devil's wit, but under the angry gaze of Lin Ze's powerful aura, he had to hide his little fat hand behind him cowardly.
Jia Mu picked two jade pendants, and said while winking at the fat man: "These two pieces of mutton fat jade are crystal white, delicate and moisturizing, and the carvings of auspicious clouds and plum blossoms are very fine, and with the emerald green and tender yellow yarns, they are both elegant and chic." ”
Chen Xiao comprehended: "This is green and willow yellow, which is most suitable for people with transcendent temperament, and it is simply tailor-made for Lin Ze, the light of the Protoss!"
Lin Ze was not moved by the bribe, and said categorically: "It's not good to tidy up the bedroom, don't want to sleep peacefully tonight!"
"Hua Xu's immortal servant is too much, he just collects money and doesn't do anything, and he only comes to clean the room once in two or three days!"
Jia Mu kicked the clothes piled up in the corner, complained, and simply cut through the mess: "Don't want it all, in the future, the master will be dressed in plain robes and be dedicated to learning!"
Chen Xiao took the opportunity to say: "Divide your wardrobe with me in half!"
"You basically wear Taoist robes every day, are you doing these clothes for the sake of your eyes?"
"Looking at the whole Huaxu, only if you have the courage to wear casual clothes as you like, I can only change into some bright clothes when I am resting and playing. ”
Jiamu raised his arm and put it on his shoulder, gossiping: "You love stinky beauty so much, do you have a sweetheart?"
Chen Xiao said sourly: "I'm still casting a net everywhere aimlessly, how can I be like you two gods, one has a childhood sweetheart, the other has a delicate family, and envy others." ”
Jia Mu incarnated as a matchmaker: "What kind of girl do you like, brother will help you find one." ”
"My requirements are not high..."Chen Xiao scratched his head and said with a little embarrassment: "Beautiful scholars can be." ”
Jia Mu smashed his fist into his chest: "Daydreaming at night, why don't you go to heaven!"
"It's not that you don't understand my troubles..."
Chen Xiao said helplessly: "Our old Chen family has been good at business for generations and is not good at cultivating immortals, but my father doesn't believe in evil, so he has to spend money to send his children to Huaxu, my two brothers and one sister have failed to ascend to the immortal hall, and the last hope of the whole family is pinned on me." ”
The fat man stretched out two fingers and shook them, and continued: "Dad gave me two choices, the first is that I become an immortal and become famous with my personal efforts, and the second is to marry a great fairy daughter-in-law, focusing on cultivating the next generation. ”
Jia Mu's three views shattered: "It seems that you have made up your mind to rely on your wife to eat soft rice, it is really promising!"
"There is nothing difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up, it is not a wise life choice to retreat from the rapids. ”
Chen Xiao planned the future with a clear mind: "It's not that I don't eat soft rice, I will do such a vulgar thing as making money, and my daughter-in-law can concentrate on cultivating the immortal law." ”
"The ambition of Dao Sheng was supposed to be to become an immortal, but you are the only maverick and willing to be the man behind the female immortal, what a little clever ghost, amazing!"
Jia Mu took this opportunity to push all the chores to the fat man: "In order to cultivate your hard-working virtuous and helpful qualities, my brother will give you all the chores of cleaning and tidying!"
He also covered Chen Xiao's mouth that was about to scold with lightning speed, and threatened: "I want to go to the ocean of Taoism, as the saying goes, those who hinder my brothers from learning the road of endeavor will be cut off and die alone!"
Chu Lingxi, who was watching from the sidelines, swallowed the five flavors of sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty at the same time, and his mood and expression were very complicated-
"What kind of nonsense and strange thoughts are in the little brains of the men in the fairy world, the blood and qi are in a good year, and the private talk they discuss is actually dressing up and relying on their wives! No wonder the combat power of the immortal clan is declining, have the blood and wolf nature you should have been eaten by dogs?"
Jia Mu sat opposite Lin Ze's bookcase, holding the lake pen respectfully in both hands and presenting it: "Xueba, I have you to recommend the Taoist classics for your brother." ”
Lin Ze used the longitudinal technique to send him five thick scriptures: "These are the old books I used when I first learned the Taoist scriptures, and the difficult points and key points are marked and explained in detail. ”
Looking at a large stack of scriptures that could replace the bricks and smash people, Jia Mu's head instantly grew: "Big brother, you can eat indiscriminately, you can't make jokes, these few volumes alone are enough to boil the cardamom girl into a half-old, can you consider the actual situation and recommend some streamlined and quick versions?"
Lin Ze advised: "The most important thing to practice the Taoist scriptures is to avoid impatience, not to be ambitious, only by laying a solid foundation, the future cultivation will be smooth sailing." ”
Jiamu grew up in the fairy world god clan, so he naturally knew this truth, and if he was in a hurry, he would achieve nothing, so he couldn't help but let out a long sigh and opened the book to embark on the road of hard learning.
Chen Xiao said sarcastically with a sense of revenge: "Devil, you learn leisurely, don't drown in the ocean of knowledge." ”
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