Chapter 1136

After the premiere, the film review was released.

Unexpectedly, the reputation of "Charlotte's Troubles" is actually not so good.

There are a thousand Hamlets in a thousand people.

Film critic Zhou Zhou was particularly disgusted with "Charlotte's Troubles".

"Director Qin Gang's new film "Charlotte Troubles", before watching it, I was full of expectations, and after watching it, I was full of embarrassment!"

"First of all, it's a character, Xia Luo, a middle-aged man, who has achieved nothing, but he still has to look at Shu, in reality, such a man is just two words, scumbag!"

"It's nothing if a scumbag is the male lead, but what I want to say is, why am I embarrassed? Probably because I'm a woman, or "Charlotte's Troubles" is a movie for men. ”

"Embarrassing one: Could it be that after Charlotte got married, she lay in bed all day and didn't earn anything, so she could be fine (cherishing her wife)?

Could it be that Xia Luo enjoys Ma Dongmei's care and love, and always misses Qiu Ya, is it a crisis of "losing passion"? Not a crisis when she first got married? How anti-intellectual can you expect the audience to do this bowl of chicken soup.

Scumbag, the essence is stupid. If you don't improve your IQ, you'll always be a scumbag. Don't think that you can bluff people with a 'no passion' and 'mid-life crisis'. From this point of view, Da Chun is the wisest man in the whole play – although it's another bowl of chicken soup. ”

"Embarrassing two: Ma Dongmei, it's hard for me to imagine that there will be such a woman in reality, oh, no, the reason why it's embarrassing is not because I don't think there is such a woman in reality, but because, it seems, Ma Dongmei and Xia Luo are more like mother and son than husband and wife, because no matter how you behave, I will never stop loving you, such a living woman can do this, generally called mother.

Let's look at Xia Luo vs. Qiu Ya, in essence, it is difficult for me to understand the meaning of the screenwriter and director, a sling, if you want to counterattack, the difficulty can be imagined, the most embarrassing and incomprehensible thing for me is that the film seems to be hinting at one thing, beautiful women, former goddesses are all green tea B, yes, don't ask me why I think so, but after watching this film, you will think so.

What Charlotte did to Qiu Ya, is it really love? Is it fair to Qiu Ya? But why, the ending is ironic, let Qiu Ya cheat, and the object of the derailment is still Yuan Hua, who is no longer the second generation of children back then. What does she mean? What does she mean? It shows that love is mutual. ”

"Charlotte got it, and then what? He felt empty? What kind of nonsense reason is this? Sure enough, what you can't get is the best, in the last life, because you can't get Qiu Ya, so I think she is the best, she is a goddess, because she got it in this life, she can abandon it, because what she can't get is Ma Dongmei, so I think Ma Dongmei is all kinds of good, what kind of nonsense logic is this?"

"Embarrassing three: First of all, I do think it's not interesting to talk about three views with any movie. Values are not the reason why I am indifferent to any film. I don't think any work needs to make the main character positive and cute, so it's not because everyone in this film is so annoying. The main obstacle is that I can't get the laughs. I tried really hard to laugh, but I just couldn't laugh.

Above!"

In fact, there are quite a few people who have such thoughts, take a look at the comments below.

"Yes, the thief is so embarrassed, I just think that the villain of the whole film should be Charlotte, and everyone else is actually a victim. ”

"The scumbag was reborn, but I didn't expect that I didn't want to repent, and I still continued to be a scumbag!"

"It's actually quite funny, but that's about it. ”

Not only that, but there are even sharper!

Da He, a well-known film critic: "Actually, the correct way to open the whole film should be like this

My name is Charlotte, I've liked our Banhua Qiuya for 20 years, and today she's getting married, and this is the last time I can her, it's not a chance to move her, and I must give her the hair salon pop songs I've been making for years - even though I still have a wife.

At the wedding, I pretended to be forced by my classmates - attempted, and I pretended to be forced by my teacher - failed;

Then after the chaos, Qiu Ya came, and I hurried up to pretend to be forced - full of blood and instant kill.

However, after years of playing the game, I still got up and sang with an amazing recovery speed, and I almost took off my pants in the affectionate style - even though I still have a wife.

At this time, my wife came, and she buried me twice, and I couldn't stand it anymore - because I was a stupid white sweet young man who had not been immersed in this sinister society since graduation, and I wouldn't even turn off the heating and water without my daughter-in-law.

Although I forgot that I had a daughter-in-law.

Of course, I won't forget to pretend to be coerced with my daughter-in-law - I was killed in an attempt.

I couldn't bear the humiliation, so I went all the way into the men's toilet, smashed the glass, washed my head, and fell asleep on the toilet.

When I woke up, I found that I had traveled back in time to my student days, my classmates were all low, and I was already a person who had been pretending to be forced by them for twenty years longer. So I kicked the teacher, burned the curtains, kissed the goddess - I didn't have a lot of evil for many years, I was just a child in my thirties.

Then I found out that my mom was still alive - but then she didn't have much of a role to play except to put on a mirror and get on my classmates. I was so happy because I found out that there were a lot of pop songs that no one had heard, so I started my era of big outfits.

First of all, I parted ways with my original partner Ma Dongmei - your father later went to do wonders and said don't look for him, he was doing well, and then I flirted with the goddess every day - because I sang so well, and finally I was appreciated by that sister to sing at the Spring Festival Gala - in one fell swoop, I squeezed out the little Bichi of the cupola.

Ah, I abandoned my original partner, used other people's talents to get on the top, and tied the knot with the woman I loved, I am a winner in life.

At this time, the appearance of the former rival brought good news to my ex, ah, not bad news, it turns out that this Esby, ah, is not an infatuated girl, she actually poked someone for me and sold the house, I feel that I am really an extraordinary man - fortunately, I kept the javelin, and I casually inserted it in the curtain of my house.

I went to find my daughter-in-law, ah, no, the original match - her noodles are still spicy and delicious.

She still lives in the same building we used to live inβ€”and it's because she's poor, not because of me.

She actually married a mentally retarded man - it's so bad that I gave you a trick to chase her at the time.

So now I come to a conclusion:

Because I introduced her to you at the time, so it's understandable that I'm coming back now.

It's a pity that the mentally retarded gave me a punch because of the fire in the brain circuit, and I was beaten with AIDS.

Even so, I'm still very rich, I live in a 50,000-square-meter sanatorium, the kind where civilians are not allowed to enter at any time, although my mother was by my friends, but I believe that they are true love - Lao Tzu is going to die, and I am in the mood to care if you are true love!

I knew that if I saw my original partner, I would be relieved that I had died, so I didn't even invite her to visit me. In the end, forgetting that this guy was a sports student, she came over the window and sang a song.

I'm dead.

The end of the play!"