Su Yiyi didn't look at the wonton, but when she heard Zhou You's warning, she quickly glanced at the place where the body civilization buckle was.

Zhou You realized that something was wrong, and immediately blocked Su Yiyi's sight with his body: "Don't look at it!"

"I didn't ...... Didn't see it. Su Yiyi quickly lowered her head, her face flushed.

Zhou You realized that something was even more wrong, and immediately issued a warning: "Don't take advantage of your relationship with Wonton to try something against my body." ”

Su Yiyi turned her head sideways to look out the window and swallowed and foamed, in fact, she did have a lot of bold ideas.

On the other side, Wonton swayed left and right, as if playing hula hoop: "I'll just say it's okay, I'll throw it!"

"Stop! Pull it on, immediately!"

"Oh. Wonton grabbed the zipper at the bottom of the civilization buckle and pulled it up, "Let's go...... Ahh

Wanton screamed and jumped up, his eyes were full of tears, "Meat is sandwiched, what should I do with the store manager?"

Zhou You covered his head, or he would die.

After that, it took a lot of effort and a lot of indescribable ways to solve this zipper incident.

Time was limited, so Zhou You had to establish some of the simplest guidelines in the shortest possible time.

Wonton plays Zhou You, only to say "yes, no, have, no, hello, goodbye" and other simple phrases, only in this way can the shame be minimized, and at the same time will not have any adverse effects on the guests, if an acquaintance finds out about the strange appearance of Zhou You, he will say that he was busy all night yesterday and did not sleep, and now his brain is confused.

As for when to say yes and when to say no, of course, it is up to Zhou You to decide, and the Wonton he plays will always be tied to the Zhou You played by Wonton, one is to guide the action, and the other is to prevent her from doing anything terrifying.

In this process, Su Yiyi's role is crucial, once the situation gets out of control, she must get involved in the scene in time to complete the round work.

"If all of the above fails, and the scene is completely out of control, we have a final solution. Zhou You covered his chest and retched, as if he was about to vomit, "cough...... Ulla...... Rua……”

Soon, he wiped his mouth again and returned to the way it was: "This is the final plan, I will pretend to vomit suddenly, and then you two can drop everything and carry me to a secluded place for the long haul." ”

"Wonderful. Su Yiyi high-fived and said, "This can be regarded as a forced pause." ”

"That being said, but as long as you follow my instructions, you don't have to use this method. Zhou You nodded very confidently, "This is your store manager, even if you face the most difficult situation, you can deal with it calmly." Finally, let's identify the code language again. ”

With that, he turned to look at Wonton and scratched his nose.

Wonton received the signal and immediately replied, "Yes, yes, okay, no problem." ”

Zhou You nodded, then scratched his chin.

"No, no, don't, it can't be done. ”

"Good. Zhou You shook his head and was ready to go, "I'll get the Bluetooth headset done later, and I'll use your voice to control you." ”

"Just like Conan?" asked Suyi.

"Just like Conan. Zhou You showed a smile from a primary school student, "Count the last resort, everything is under control." ”

……

On the grass by the lake, Deng Bin's family of three has been waiting for a long time.

In fact, before they came, they had no confidence in the food here, so they prepared a day's worth of camping food.

By this time, they had already laid out the picnic cloth, sandwiches, sushi, salads, ham, and small cakes had all been laid out, and in the middle were several large boxes of instant hot pot, which were steaming.

They can't eat these things for a family of three, so it is a little bit of a gesture to invite Zhou You and the people in the store to have a picnic.

After waiting for a long time, Zhou You can be regarded as coming, leading the two people in the store, the pace is very domineering, and he is still holding a bottle of nutrition express in his hand, and he opens and fills a small sip after taking two steps, just like the ancient chivalrous man who carried a wine gourd, which was quite chic.

Deng Bin and his wife got up to greet each other, and Deng Bin stepped forward and greeted: "Laugh, shop manager, this is the simplest thing, I'm afraid it won't be able to enter the eyes of your professionals." ”

When Zhou You heard this, he subconsciously took two steps and raised his right hand, looked up at Deng Bin and showed a social smile: "It's too polite, brother, I just want to try this kind of convenient hot pot with boiling water, come on, sit and sit." ”

“……”

“……”

Looking at each other, Deng Bin looked at this old girl in society and fell into deep thought.

Zhou You swallowed silently and spit: Damn, forgot.

Ming Ming designed a series of plans to arrange everything clearly.

However, this play, at the moment of opening, collapsed in an instant.

No way.

"Vomit...... Ulla...... Rua...... "Zhou You clutched his stomach and began to retch, "Ah, my stomach hurts suddenly...... It takes two people to take care of me...... Ulla!"

So, in the bewildered gaze of Deng Bin and his wife, Su Yiyi and Wanton instantly disappeared with Zhou You in their arms.

Rushing back to the reception hall of the dormitory building, Wanton threw down Zhou You and began to roll: "Wowhahaha, you're too showy." ”

Even Su Yiyi admired it: "If you look down on you, the store manager, you will collapse by yourself." ”

Zhou You blushed and scratched his head and said, "It's just, I haven't gotten used to it yet, and suddenly someone called me, so I agreed, purely out of habit." ”

Wanton stuck to Su Yiyi's ear and began to beep quietly: "You see, he always acts very smart, but in fact, he ......"

Su Yiyi also put it in Wonton's ear and said, "No wonder No. 8 is so smart." ”

"Shut up, everyone has a time to make mistakes. Zhou You waved his big arm, "It just so happens that I refuse lunch on this ground, everything is under my control." ”

As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and wrote a message to send to Deng Bin, asking them to eat well, and he had to take care of the wonton who suddenly had a stomach problem.

Just as he was about to regroup, there was a knock on the glass at the door.

The three of them turned their heads to look, it was a sister-next-door girl wearing a professional formal suit, wrapped in a ball head, and a little baby fat face, and she was waving her hand to greet at this time: "Hey~ I can be regarded as having found it." ”

It's Jennifer, the image savior of wonton, the kind shopping guide, and she finally arrived.

Wanton immediately pounced and smiled: "Wow, meet again, sister, I've been wearing my clothes last time." ”

Jennifer：(⊙o⊙)…… Awesome.

At the last moment, fortunately, Su Yiyi grabbed the wonton: "Store manager, when you don't get enough sleep and are too excited, just say a few words......

"Ahh Only then did Wanton remember that on the surface he was traveling, so he quickly retracted his enthusiasm, restrained his steps, and began to stand still, stiffening his face, learning to look like an adult, and saying the standard London accent: "Hello." ”

Jennifer was obviously a little shocked, this tour in front of her, although he looked good, but obviously Gay, temperament similar to the hairdresser's Toni, is he really the demon?

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