Chapter 305: Deadpool's Great Law of Forcing the Palace
"Mr. Li Kang, this is not a joke, we really can't handle this garbage," said the Cerberus leader in the tone of a businessman. Although he looks dead, he is actually alive, and there are all kinds of terrifying curses mixed in his body, dead things can be easily disposed of, and living things can be killed, but this kind of immortality, in the gap between life and death, is the most disgusting thing in the whole universe, dealing with this kind of thing will make our stomachs uncomfortable for a long, long time, I'm afraid there is no scavenger in the whole universe who is willing to deal with this kind of thing, so we have to add money. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"What? Of course I know he's been cursed, otherwise what would I have paid so much money to do with you? Isn't it because you're the most professional? You're so ashamed to sign a contract and not keep it. Li Kang brazenly accused the Cerberus.
"Dear Mr. Li Kang, please don't question our professional standards, we are professional scavengers of Cerberus Scavenger Co., Ltd., we can swallow all kinds of curses without hesitation, but the curse of immortality, cancer, The mixture of these three things of the self-healing factor is not reflected in the contract, we know that you are used to signing a contract with the devil, you may have confused us with the dirty demon, we are not demons, we are businessmen, what we pay attention to is the word integrity, you do not indicate in the contract that it is to clean up these things, we are not obliged to do these jobs for you, if you can find other scavengers, you can clean up the pollution of the mixture of these three things, please do it. The Cerberus leader raised his head haughtily, turned and walked away.
With the development of the wizarding world, more and more curses appeared, and the Cerberus were the best scavengers to clean up the pollution of curses, and they even formed a joint company, which has a monopoly in the magical scavenger industry..... Even Mephisto didn't dare to get involved in their business.
"Wait.... Please wait....." Li Kang watched, his multiple enchantments were polluted by Deadpool, ordinary people may not feel anything, but the magician can't bear to have this kind of curse around, this level of curse, at any time, there will be subspecies, and it will hit the magician hard.
Unless Li Kang plans to give up this family, he has to admit it, "Say, how much more?"
"Double!" said the Cerberus Leader unquestioningly, "it must be pure red gold, and if it is not pure, we will not approve of it." ”
Li Kang nodded, he turned around and moved the TV set, there was a safe behind the TV, he took out two heavy suitcases from the safe, and opened them in front of the Cerberus, inside was yellow, orange, orange, and gold exuding divine brilliance, "This is the most famous red gold produced in Mexico! The most famous in the world, the United States forcibly seized New Mexico for these gold mines, and it was full of Mexican blood, smell this smell, you can be considered to have earned it." ”
The Cerberus leader looked at the gold in disgust, he looked at his men, and then whistled, and all the Cerberus swarmed up and swallowed all the gold into their stomachs, and the gold was somewhat similar to drugs for Cerberus, which could make them feel cheerful and pleasant.
In the blink of an eye, two chests of gold had been eaten, and the Cerberus immediately got to work, swallowing all the cursed mixtures.
The curse, which spreads like a black spider's web, is forced back, and is finally devoured by the Cerberus.
"Disgusting! disgusting!!This curse - who the hell is it coming from? The curse of the goddess of death is much purer than this!" "The leader of the Cerberus shook his head, they are different from the demons, they are pure hell protectives, they have a very special physiological structure, in the early years, they allied with the demons who came to hell for gold, but now the demons are full of sulfur and stench of gold, they can no longer satisfy them, it is like eating the same thing, after eating too many years, they have eaten disgusting.
"This is Thanos' immortal curse, which he personally placed. Li Kang smiled, these cerberus were still fooled, if they knew that this curse came from the Mad Titan Thanos, I am afraid that they would raise the price to a sky-high price.
"Li Kang!No wonder people say you're not human, you're really a bastard!!" The Cerberus leader cursed loudly, this time making a loss-making deal.
At this moment, Deadpool suddenly woke up again, and he looked around in confusion, "Li Kang, who the hell are you talking to?"
Deadpool can't see Cerberus, as Cerberus is actually in another dimension.
Li Kang punched Deadpool in the past, "Are you sick, aren't you? Why did you come to my house and commit suicide twice without saying a word?"
"I killed myself twice?" Deadpool was slightly confused, he remembered what he had in mind before coming here, "So, you're not going to help me rescue Shakela?"
"I can't help it, Dracula is not what it used to be now, he has Osborne, I don't want to conflict with Osborne now, Shakela is just a succubus, although it's cute, but you still forget about her. Li Kang said categorically.
"Okay, if you don't help me, I'll die to show you again!" Deadpool reached out to touch the hunt, but he didn't.
Li Kang raised the tube hunt in his hand and asked playfully, "Are you looking for such a thing?" he recited a spell, and a hellish flame erupted from his hand, evaporating the tube hunt.
"You're not going to help me, okay! I'm going to have to sharpen until you help me!" Deadpool rushed into the kitchen, grabbing a kitchen knife and about to wipe his neck.
Li Kang raised his hand with a magic lightning bolt and flew the knife out of Deadpool's hand.
Deadpool unwillingly reached out to touch the electric door, Li Kang pulled down the electric switch, Deadpool did not die, Deadpool jumped to the window, opened the window and was about to jump out, this time Li Kang did not stop it, as long as Deadpool did not die in this room, it would not pollute the magic circuit inside the room.
This room, Li Kang's childhood and adolescence, lived here, it has a special meaning for him, and this is also in Hell's Kitchen, the most dense place of magic, is a magic hub, the intensity of magic power, ordinary holy places can't catch up, so Li Kang can't let this place be polluted, few people know this secret, but Deadpool is an exception, he deliberately grabbed Li Kang's cover door and started, the effect was immediate, Li Kang was really afraid.
Deadpool walked out of the window with half of his body, he suddenly came to his senses, and immediately crawled back again, crying, making trouble, and hanging himself.
Deadpool's acting skills are off the charts, crying when he says he is crying, grabbing everything in the room that can be thrown and throwing it at Li Kang's head, Li Kang is angry and angry, but he can't be angry yet, he is at a loss for this matter, although it is easy for Deadpool to fall in love with someone, but he loves so deeply, this is the only time, maybe he should help him? After all, Li Kang doesn't have many friends, Coulson is dead, the news of Wolverine hasn't come for a long time, and Li Kang only has Deadpool by his side.
"Alright! Alright!!!I know your determination, and I promise you. Li Kang had no choice but to give in, but he couldn't stop the last flying soap, and the soap hit Li Kang's defensive aura and was bounced out.
"Really? You didn't lie to me?" Deadpool asked.
"It's true, you are so noisy and suicidal, I can't stand it anymore, I know that I have true feelings for Xia Kela, not a scene, as a brother, of course I want to help you, but you have to promise me that you will live a good life with Xia Kela in the future and have a few more children, understand?" Li Kang said this, and he laughed himself.
"Hahaha.... When I rescue Xia Kela, I will propose to her, you are really my good brother!" Deadpool opened his arms and happily ran towards Li Kang.
"Cut.... The person who is going to get married is still like a child. Li Kang was the innermost taunted, but his body was very honest and opened his arms and waited for Deadpool.
When Deadpool rushed halfway, he suddenly stepped on something under his feet, which was the piece of soap that was bounced off just now, and Deadpool slipped under his feet, but he was very skilled, and a harrier turned over in mid-air, and he was about to turn over and stand up, but behind him was the windowsill.... The harrier rolled over, and the back of his head hit the balcony, "Poof!", Deadpool's head was crooked, and blood flowed down the back of his head, shattering the back of his skull, and even breaking his neck.
"No!!" Li Kang cried out miserably, he went over and hugged Deadpool's head, "If you want to die, you can die outside, but don't die here with me, I am the hub of magic, your curse can easily pollute this place, please hold on a little longer, and I will throw you out of the window." ”
But.... It's too late, the ink-black immortal curse mixture spreads out in an instant, and immediately climbs all over a wall, the general curse Li Kang can be reversed, but the immortal curse is still forgotten, he doesn't have that ability, as long as it is a moment and a half, Li Kang has lived in the home for most of his life, he must give up.
"Ah....!This is really a cycle of heavenly principles, and retribution comes so quickly. Behind Li Kang, there was the joking voice of the Cerberus leader.
"In the safe over there, all my gold is in it, you can do whatever you want.... Dispose of it. Li Kangqiang said with grief.
The Cerberus flocked to the safe, dragged it out of the wall, and ate it with a feast.
Then Cerberus swallowed all the curses that leaked out, and after making sure that Li Kang had no other gold, they left without looking back, since there was no gold, then there was no need for them to stay here, even if Deadpool died here again, it would have nothing to do with them, because Li Kang couldn't afford to pay for it.