Text Chapter 0219 Playing Monkey

In the morning, Rowan woke up from the couch and went down to buy breakfast. In other words, Liu Panpan's parents sell breakfast.

"Uncle Liu, Auntie, good morning. When Luo Wen went down, he happened to meet Liu Fugui and his wife.

Liu Fugui smiled and said, "Early, Doctor Luo is early." That, my daughter, didn't give you any trouble last night, did you?"

"No, it's just ......" "Hmm? Wait! What's the situation?"

Luo Wen blinked, asked a little unconvinced, and said, "Uncle Liu, did you just say Panpan?"

"Hey, yes. Dr. Luo, don't lie to me, you don't have anything to do with my daughter. Liu Fugui said with a smile. Honest father. Someone's soaking your girl, you're still so happy.

"Well, yes. No hassle. It turns out that Uncle Liu, you know. Rowan said with a wry smile. Think about it too. Xiao Nizi went out with him today, and she often doesn't sleep at home. Liu Fugui and his wife get up so early every day, how could they not notice the situation at all.

"Hey, hey. Come, take what you eat. It's all your own family, don't give money. Liu Fugui said happily, looked at Luo Wen and asked a little strangely, "Doctor Luo, what's the matter with your mouth?"

Rowan sighed, smiled bitterly, and just wanted to say, "This is all bitten by your daughter." But before he could speak, he met the troublemakers.

"Hey, hey, boss, it's this guy, the last time I came here to collect money, not only did they not give it, but they also beat me into a pig's head. Beat me into a pig's head, you just don't give the boss your face! Today, this revenge must be avenged!" said a guy who looked like a monkey with a sharp beak.

Yo, acquaintance. This person, don't say it, Rowan knows it. It's the little gangster who bought a cup of soy milk last time and wanted to blackmail Liu Fugui and was easily solved by Luo Wen.

As for the name, Rowan has long forgotten it.

"Yo, it's you. What's the matter, don't you just do it? Do you know that you're looking for an organization?" Rowan said with a smile.

The man saw Rowan and said, "Boss, this is this kid!"

Next to this guy with a long monkey's gill, there were three people. At first glance, you know it's a gangster. Kill Matt's style, yellow, gray, purple and gold, and his hair can cover his entire face. One by one, they are thinner than the other.

Are you sure you're a professional gangster?

Rowan said funny: "Hey, are you all together? Come to trouble me? Okay, give you a chance to give your name." ”

One of them, who seemed to be the boss, said, "Hmph! You kid knows the rules and didn't come to steal our lines! We are the Skinny Monkey Protection Group! Specially for the stalls, bless safety! I am Skinny Monkey One." ”

"I'm Skinny Monkey Two!"

"I'm Skinny Monkey Three!"

"I'm Skinny Monkey Four!" said the guy who had been beaten away by Rowan before.

Ni Mei's Skinny Monkey Protection Group! Hooligans, hooligans, hooligans! It's so cultured, and the slogans are so chic, I'm a mother, what do you mean?

Rowan said, "You're here for my trouble, aren't you?"

"That's right! We're here to avenge the four thin monkeys!" The thin monkey said, "Boy, if you know each other, hurry up and give me the money and take it out! Give it well, and the old boys will let you go." It's not refreshing to give

, Lao Tzu will destroy you now!"

Lao Tzu is Lao Tzu! What does it mean to be Lao Tzu?

"Yo, aren't you here to take revenge? How did you become a beggar?" said Rowan with a smile.

"Revenge? as long as you have money...... Revenge! Of course we are here to take revenge! But we also want this money!" said the thin monkey.

Just now, this guy wanted to say something like 'as long as you have money, it's okay'? This is a forced change of words, right?

Rowan was really laughed at this time, and said, "You guys are too unprofessional." ”

"Grandma's! How dare you laugh at the old boys! Lao Tzu, this kid first!" exclaimed the thin monkey. Annoyed, isn't it?

Rowan found that sometimes he didn't have to use his hands at all, just moved his mouth. If you practice hard in logistics, you will definitely be able to anger yourself! He said, "Yo hey! The police are here!"

"Policeman, your sister! How could the police come here so early! Bosses, leave him alone! Fuck him!" Thin Monkey Four was full of revenge, where did he want to continue nagging with Rowan, and directly took out a knife from his trouser pocket. Nail clippers?

Yesterday, we cut our toenails together and put them in our pockets, thinking it was a knife!

"Hahahaha, hey, you're too unprofessional, aren't you? Some stall owners watching the play on the side couldn't help but laugh too, and they actually laughed out loud with the sound of pigs.

When did the gangsters who came out to extort like to use nail clippers.

The skinny monkey's face turned red, but he still had to force this matter straight. So, he roared angrily: "What are you all laughing at? Do you think nail clippers can't kill? Hmph! A group of ignorant stall owners! Have you ever seen a real martial arts master? You can kill people with a leaf, and you can make an elephant faint when you breathe out! Have you seen it? Ah! Have you seen it?"

Sounds like it makes sense.

However, Rowan opened his mouth to mend the knife and said, "Yes, you can also use nail clippers, stinky to death!"

"Hahaha!" a group of stall owners couldn't help but laugh along.

"Ahhh "Stab you to death! Lao Tzu will use nail clippers to stink you!"

What did you just say? Poke equals stinky?

"Hahahaha! Look at you, your brain is really not good!" Rowan laughed, and a silver needle shot out of his hand, shooting at the knee of the thin monkey four. Then he sighed and said, "I'm a martial arts master." Ha breath, it can make you faint! But nail clippers kill, I really haven't seen it!"

With a pop, the thin monkey fell to the ground, and the nail clippers in his hand just fell next to his nose, and then he raised his hand to Rowan and said, "It's really stinky", his eyes widened, and he fainted with foaming at the mouth.

"Hahaha! It's really stinking to death!" Rowan laughed. Actually, of course, this is not the case at all. Instead, through Li Chunqiu's acupuncture method, Rowan discovered the functions of many acupuncture points in the human body. The silver needle just now happened to be pierced on the thin monkey four's olfactory acupoint, making his olfactory ability greatly increase in that moment, and he smelled the smell of his feet.

As for fainting, that's totally

It's his personal hygiene. Niang Xipi, how bad this guy's foot smell is. The smell of ordinary people's feet is definitely not dizzy.

Rowan looked at the other three skinny monkeys and said, "Do you still want to come?"

"Hmph, come, come, come, boy, you wait for us, our Thin Monkey Protection Group will definitely make you regret it!" the thin monkey yelled at Rowan with unabated momentum, and then threw the nail clippers in his hand on the ground.

The three skinny monkeys turned around in unison, then spread their legs and began to run in three directions. However, with a click, several policemen came out and gave one of them a flying pounce, followed by a few clicks, and then gave each of them a pair of handcuffs, saying, "Congratulations, you have been arrested." ”

"Oh, it's all said, there's a police officer coming! Look, why don't you believe me Luo someone?" Luo Wen smiled as the corners of his mouth twitched.

A policeman came over and said to Rowan, "Hello, this thug didn't do you any harm, did he?"

Huh?

Rowan looked at the policeman and asked with some disbelief: "Is it you?" Su Meimei? So you are a policeman?" This woman is the girl who lives upstairs in Rowan and lives a very two-dimensional life. Rowan didn't expect that she would be a police officer. No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like it.

Su Meimei put her head next to Rowan's ear, her lips were about to touch Rowan's ear, and she said in a soft and weak voice: "We are not policemen." We're role-playing together! This secret is for one person, and you don't want to tell anyone else. ”

What? role-playing, woman, you're setting yourself on fire.

Rowan shrugged his shoulders and said in a low voice, "Meimei, pay attention to the scale." Hurry up and call the police. "Mamma Mia! I thought the police were coming. This uniform looks like that. At least not to the uninitiated.

"Hee-hee. I know. That, Brother Luo, why don't you come to my room tonight?" Su Meimei said in a very seductive voice in Luo Wen's ear.

If you want to die, you want to die! With such a high temptation value, I'm afraid someone in Luo Luo will be a little unbearable.

Rowan couldn't help but laugh and said, "Hurry up and play with you." What else do I have to do?"

Suddenly, with a click, Rowan looked at the source of the sound. He looked down and saw that it was snow-white.

"Well, I didn't mean to! Luo Wen's face changed, and he hurriedly said. If this is considered a big pervert on the spot, it is difficult to say.

"It's okay. Isn't it just your clothes that have unbuttoned me? Besides, you will be my man from now on! Su Meimei said with a smile, her expression was not flustered, and she buttoned the buttons on her shirt with her hands as usual.

That's good.

Rowan smiled, then raised his hand to wipe his sweat, huh? Rowan found that his elbow seemed to have hit something...... Well, soft ......

He looked down and saw that something terrible had happened, and hurriedly said, "I really didn't mean to." ”

Su Meimei gritted her teeth slightly, and said, "It's okay!, come to my room tonight." ”

But, tonight, it's better not to go anywhere.

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