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It's been a month since the opening of "Jianjian Bun Shop".

In the past month, for the "Shandong Old Noodles Steamed Bun" of Xie Xiaogui and Liu Meili dozens of meters away from the "Jianjian Bun Shop", it was completely happy and then sad, and they experienced a "two days of ice and fire"!

At first, seeing that at the entrance of the Changjiang Village community and the Changjiang Village station, they set up a talking point, sandwiched their "Shandong old noodle steamed buns" in the middle, and sold them against the two people, so that the business of the two people plummeted, and finally had a shop in the antique street in front, and after they began to sit on the ground, the two people were also greatly relieved, thinking that the deteriorating business would come back to life and improve.

"This plague god is finally gone!" On the opening day of "Jianjian Bun", the two people who breathed a sigh of relief couldn't wait to buy a firecracker with 10,000 rings and give it to Wang Jian.

The reason is very simple, it turns out that "Jianjian Buns" is an "old bread head" sandwiching them from end to end, which can be described as "there is an ambush in front and a chasing soldier after that", any customer who wants to buy steamed buns has to go through two mobile vendors of "Jianjian Steamed Buns", and once these people buy "Jianjian Steamed Buns", they are unlikely to buy their "old steamed buns" again. Only after the mobile vendor at the bus stop is removed, the two "old noodles steamed buns" can pick up a little fish from the floating population at the station.

Now, let the two grit their teeth and hate the "Jianjian Bun" has finally changed from a "mobile peddler" to a "land-sitting household", and has given up the golden position of the Yangtze River Village community and the bus station, and the two of them feel that their hard days have finally come to an end.

Unfortunately, it backfired!

The two of them were surprised to find that even though the "Jianjian Buns" that chased and blocked them moved away, a large number of people passed in front of their "old noodles steamed buns" every day, however, there were still very few people who walked to the stalls of the two to buy steamed buns!

Moreover, in addition to the fact that the business is still not improving, to add insult to injury, Liu Meili was horrified to find that in just one month, her body was like blowing a ball, facing forward, backward, left, and right, rapidly expanding, from the initial 160 catties to the current 260 catties! In just 30 days, it has grown by 100 catties, and it has completely become a ball of meat that is difficult to even walk!

At the same time, her husband Xie Xiaogui's body also began to look strange.

first lost her hair inexplicably, fell out rapidly, and lost a handful every day, and in less than a month, her husband became the host Meng Bandit in "Untrue and Undisturbed", with a bare head and no hair!

Not only that, Xie Xiaogui, who has never had acne on his face, seemed to have a "second spring", and pimples grew on his smooth face, pea-sized acne scrambled outward, convex outward, pus and sores, after the pus flowed outward, it was concave inward, and the whole face, in less than a month, became pitted, like a toad, extremely ugly!

One was so obese that he couldn't walk, and the other became a "bald head" and a "toad", the two of them were so frightened that they didn't even do business, so they quickly closed the door and took time to go to the hospital to see a doctor, and they went to the best hospital in Jiangcheng, and they also hung up the expert number.

"You are endocrine disorders, disorders. I'll prescribe some medicine for you, and you should get better after taking it for a while. "Two veteran experts from the Department of Endocrinology and Dermatology of Southwest Hospital asked them to take blood tests, urine tests, X-rays, and MRIs.

The two hurriedly went home with two large bags of medicine, however, a week later, the medicine was almost finished, and the illness of the two was still not cured - Liu Meili was still as fat as a meat ball, not "beautiful" at all, and her husband Xie Xiaogui's head still did not grow half a hair, and his face was still pitted, scaring to death, and had nothing to do with "wealth".

"Expert! Bullshit expert! I know how to cheat Lao Tzu/Lao Niang's money!" Liu Meili and Xie Xiaogui, who spent thousands of dollars and didn't cure the disease, threw dozens of boxes of medicine on the coffee table in the living room into the trash can, and scolded in unison!

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The same as the two of them is Lin Xiaoya's ex-boyfriend Ni Jun.

After Ni Jun resigned from "Jianjian Bun", he felt that his food had skyrocketed - it used to be at school, at most, he could eat well for twenty yuan a day, but now, it costs sixty yuan to barely fill his stomach!

Even if in order to save money, he doesn't cook, just steamed buns and white rice, and he has to eat at least ten steamed buns or five bowls of dry rice at each meal to barely stay hungry.

This state of feeling extremely hungry and thirsty all day long, and wanting to eat lasted for about a week, and then slowly improved.

Then, Ni Jun, who had been worried and panicked for a week, and didn't know what was going on with him, finally breathed a sigh of relief.

If he didn't threaten Lao Tzu, if Lao Tzu was not forced to break up with Lin Xiaoya, where would he be depressed and sick, and vent his grievances and resentment on food?

This, to some extent, did not blame the wrong person!

Wang Jian, you wait for Lao Tzu! If the mountains do not turn around, one day, the opportunity to make a fortune will be transferred to Lao Tzu's hands! When the time comes, don't let Lao Tzu touch you, otherwise, Lao Tzu will definitely let you not survive or die!"

On the night when the amount of food finally returned to normal, Ni Jun returned to the "love holy land" of the Polytechnic University, the lover slope in the southwest corner of the school, thinking about the past week, every time he had a meal, he lived like a mouse, hiding in Tibet, not daring to be with his roommates, a kind of grief and grievance swept him again, and then let him face the sky again, and shouted the slogan that he liked more and more to the stars, and now it has completely become his life motto:

If you are poor, you will change, and if you change, don't bully the poor teenager!

However, the blessing is incomparable, and the disaster is not alone, just when Ni Jun just finished shouting the slogan, and at the same time he was relieved that his food was finally returning to normal, the other two things that appeared made him ashamed and ashamed, shocked and frightened, and almost wanted to die!

One day, his roommate Gangzi suddenly asked him with a disgusted look if he hadn't brushed his teeth?

"I ...... Did I brush my teeth?" Ni Jun defended innocently, then put his hand in front of his mouth and sighed, and then inhaled, it seemed to be a little fishy, but it was not particularly unpleasant.

"Then you can brush it again, that ...... Belch...... The taste is really a bit big!" Gangzi said with a frown.

Another day, Huazi in the dormitory suddenly looked unkind, and asked him how long he hadn't taken a bath?

"I ...... I just took a shower last night?" Ni Jun still looked innocent, but after being reminded by Gangzi, he still quickly pulled open his neckline, lowered his head and sniffed violently, and when he sniffed like this, he immediately smelled an extremely unpleasant fox smell!

"I ...... I'll go wash again. The smell of fox that almost made him disgusting immediately made Ni Jun's face flushed, and he took out the bath basin from under the bed and ran towards the bathroom.

"Ni Jun's shrimp actually smells like a fox! Damn, why haven't you smelled it before?" Huazi, a native of Shuzhou, whispered a word of Shuzhou dialect.

"Not only does it smell like a fox, but it also has bad breath! You all stay away from him, otherwise, you will vomit out the overnight meal! Because Lao Tzu was sprayed by Ni Jun yesterday, he almost vomited......" Gangzi answered, and also spoke very quietly, also speaking Shuzhou dialect.

Although the voices of Huazi and Gangzi are very small, although they are all speaking Shuzhou dialect, Ni Jun has been in Jiangcheng for two or three years, Jiangcheng dialect, and Shuzhou dialect, which is not bad with Jiangcheng, sounds unhindered.

If the discovery of bad breath and fox odor only made Ni Jun ashamed and ashamed, another thing that was undoubtedly discovered by chance made him frightened, and he almost wanted to die!

Since being reminded by his roommate, since then, Ni Jun has developed the habit of brushing his teeth three times a day and taking a shower twice.

This has reduced his bad breath and fox odor, but it has also cured the symptoms rather than the root cause.

Especially when he exercised a little and sweated a little, his mouth and two armpits would emit an unpleasant smell that made him feel nauseous.

His roommates began to distance themselves from him, consciously or unconsciously, and his classmates stopped sitting with him during class. Some of them even slapped their noses in front of him, making a look of disgust on their faces, which made him angry and ashamed on the spot.

"How can this be? How can Lao Tzu be like this?" That night, Ni Jun once again came to the Lover's Slope in the southwest corner of the Polytechnic University, lying on the grass with his back to the sky.

He thought about his grievances and resentment in the recent period, desolation and misery, unemployment and lovelornness, and now he is still inexplicably bad breath and fox smell, which can be described as full of evil diseases, people are disgusted, and finally can't help crying "Wow Wow Wow", crying and cursing:

"Wang Jian, Lin Xiaoya, and Zeng Jingrong, you three dogs and men, rectify Lao Tzu, harm Lao Tzu, abandon Lao Tzu, and you will not die well! You will not die well! Lao Tzu curses you! Lao Tzu will not let you go if he is a ghost...... Woowoo...... You three dogs and men will go to the eighteenth layer of hell sooner or later......"