At a time like April Fool's Day, it seems that you want to confess, everyone work hard hahaha

"I'll fuck your mother!" This is Nanchang at three o'clock in the afternoon, Chow Tai Fook angrily ran out of his small shop, and then looked at the crowded streets and let out a terrible shout, Zhang Deli, who had already drilled into the alley, heard this unique shout from afar, and Ma Chengkong looked at each other and smiled, and then slapped the twenty-eight who were still smiling, and said: "Boy, you did a good job, you didn't even let go of the door key!"

"I didn't know what it was worth, so I took it all. Twenty-eight rubbed his hands, smiled stupidly, and then took out the things in his pocket like a treasure, he did a thorough search, first Chow Tai Fook hid more than a thousand loose banknotes in the cabinet was stuffed into his trouser pocket without hesitation, and then there was a mobile phone, wallet, keys, and even a pack of pig ears that Chow Tai Fook took to drink...

"Pretend, pretend, pretend, let you pretend, why do you think so much at such a young age!" Zhang Deli gave the fool-like twenty-eight heads, and then looked at Yan Da Fat with a strange face and said, "Old Yanzi, what are you doing?"

"I'm just a paparazzi, take some photos to get some money, feed a bunch of children or something, I didn't have the opportunity to study when I was a child, I picked up garbage on the street every day, and now I have a little money, I see these children, I can't let them follow my old path. Yan Da Fat Man smiled, his face was a little embarrassed, and seeing Ma Chengkong's face with some admiration, he hurriedly waved his hand and said: "It's nothing, I'm just soft-hearted, and I can't see others suffering." ”

"Slaughter more dogs in righteousness!" Zhang Deli sighed, glanced at Yan Da Fat, saw that his eyes were sincere and honest, his face was normal, there was no intention of concealing it, the inexplicable eccentricity in his heart finally lightened a little, shook his head, and said: "If these children under your command are all the same as this twenty-eight, there is no place in this world where you can't go." ”

"If all of these things are the same as twenty-eight, then I don't have to live. Yan Da Fat Man spread his hands and said with a wry smile: "He is a fool, he can't even do his job well, he can't carry a big bag, he can't make baskets well, let him follow Jiugu to do it, he always messes up, it's better to be a little strongman, he is a person who can take responsibility, if he is half as good as a little strongman, then maybe I can live a few more years." ”

"You're kind of funny. Zhang Deli laughed, patted Yan Da Fat Man's shoulder, said no more, pointed to a taxi in front of him and said, "Let's go, go and see your house." ”

Naturally, there were some gossip along the way, Yan Da Fat said a few words of local indigenous news, Nanchang was originally a small place, but a few words of haha kung fu, a group of four people arrived at the edge of Yan Da Fat's small house, Zhang Deli looked up, couldn't help but shook his head, Ma Chengkong's face was also a little embarrassed, he bragged about the price of one million, although there was a bit of basis, but it still relied on the understanding of Beijing's housing prices, in that kind of place in Beijing, it is trivial to sell one million in a random place, but here, it is Nanchang, Beijing, and it is not used。

And this house is indeed difficult to sell, the property purchased by Yan Da Fat Man, strictly speaking, is a shanty house belonging to the slums, the pattern is a two-room big house and a yard, tattered and crumbling, not to mention, there are piles of garbage around, a dirty mess is already good, ugly, it is not an exaggeration to use the garbage dump, a large area of black and pressed small houses to look at, not to mention selling them for people to live for a long time, even if you pass by and look at it, you will feel that life is hopeless, and leave quickly, this kind of place, that is, Yan Da Fat Man will pay for it if he is stupid and will pay for it。

As for the development of things, it is better to save it. Although slums and shantytowns are often the focus of municipal attention, the things in the system, that is, just talk about it, when it really costs money, it has to see if you can fool the rich financiers, so that the development has become a long wait, twenty Chinese New Year's Eve years is not long, and you can wait slowly, and the most important thing is that the place opposite the street has been developed, which means that the funds that can be raised have been used, and if you want to have another vote to develop the Yanda fat man, you have to make money again。

So today's long street, it has become extremely interesting, the south is the construction site of billowing smoke, a piece of development zone schematic diagram all marks that this is a beautiful paradise in the future, elite business district, and as the opposite North Street, it is a dirty messy small house under black pressure, a vibrant, a lifeless, with the long street as the boundary, the most excessive is that in the South Street and the small courtyard of Yan Da Fat Man is directly opposite, a billboard of a high-end residential building has been erected, and the three-meter-large characters are clearly written: "One hundred and fifteen, three bedrooms, only one million and one million!"

"People have the money to add 100,000 yuan to buy a new house, let's not do it this time!" Ma Chengkong glanced at the billboard worriedly, and whispered to Zhang Deli: "Otherwise, let's procrastinate, slowly think of a way, for a while, one million, it's not so easy." ”

"Have you ever heard a joke?" Zhang Deli smiled, raised his head, and said slowly to the three of them: "There is a clothes seller, who put twenty yuan in his pocket, and then raised the clothes by forty yuan and sold it to a cheap woman, this kind of thing, the clothes seller does, why can't we?"

"But that's just a joke, it's still a cold joke..."Zhang Deli's words didn't resonate with Ma Chengkong, he shook his head, and said worriedly: "Buying a house is not buying clothes." ”

"When I was in Panjiayuan, Beijing, there was an old boy who sold ancient books on the edge of the philatelic market, and the book was half-true and half-fake, but one could be sold for hundreds, do you know why?" Zhang Deli squinted his eyes and said word by word: "That's because he sandwiched a fake monkey ticket in it, and the person who reads the book thinks that he has taken advantage of it, and he can get a stamp of tens of thousands of dollars by spending a few hundred yuan to buy a broken book, and don't forget, the one surnamed He did something in Jinyu Island!"

"Are you, do you want to do it again?" At the mention of Jinyu Island, Ma Chengkong suddenly showed an expression of sudden realization, his face looked much better, and he nodded and said: "If that's the case, then this house is really not to be sold." ”

"Old Swallow, this bureau is simple!" Zhang Deli chuckled twice, and then pointed to the shantytown with great confidence and said: "I think this house has been around for many years, tell me, when did you get up?"

"This has to be more than five years, anyway, when I was born, this piece was there, I heard that it was raised in five decades, and it used to be a wasteland, mass graves or something. Yan Da Fat is not a fool, as soon as he heard the little story Zhang Deli said, he generally had some ideas, nodded seriously and said: "If you say that you make up some history, what ancient tombs and the like, it is really possible, this was a suburb before, and the dead were buried outside, but if it was a chaotic wind gang, I am afraid that I can't dig up any good things, or bury some gold, let the news go out and say that there is a treasure here, these children under my hands are the most well-informed on the street, they come forward, they must be able!"

"Then use antiques, I have a way to imitate this thing, and ordinary people can't see it, first buy some real goods and take them out, and then bury the fake in the yard, and then let's find a few children to take a few small real goods everywhere and walk around the streets and alleys, and say, it will definitely attract a big yellow croaker!" Zhang Deli did not do two immortals, simply moved the set of He Qi directly, as for the burial of gold this kind of thing, he never thought about it, the reason is that although the gold is good, but the housewives can recognize the real and fake, it is really not as good as the antique, the last time, He Qi made a lot of fakes in Jinyu Island, curious, Zhang Deli kept an eye, and found a lot of diamond reputation on Taobao Henan brothers.

These Henan brothers said, but also very interesting, under a conversation, Zhang Deli finally figured out their details, this group of people, was originally his peers, but today's people, can be regarded as whitewashing, speaking of deception this circle, there are generally regional differences, as the so-called, Beijing cadres, Shenzhen to play devils, Sichuan to sell children, Fujian high-tech, Hunan digging gold, Henan antiques, it is some characteristics of these places, Beijing colleagues, like to pretend to be big people, a mouth is a relative of the central leadership, and it is the kind that can not be kissed anymore, Shenzhen foreign trade gathers, the peers over there, love to speak bird languageTens of thousands of tons of containers at every turn, Sichuan people like to abduct and sell women and children, this naturally needless to say, Fujian out of the deception are farmers, the appearance is really not comparable to Beijing's big officials and colleagues, so, I like to use the telephone network this kind of high-tech without meeting, generally call you to say that the winner, basically Fujian, if he says that he is from Guangdong, you can say a greeting to his mother.

Hunan's counterparts, speaking of which are still a bit similar to their counterparts in Henan, Hunan's counterparts like to pretend to be farmers with a gold ingots to sell everywhere, and they are rustic like twenty-eight and smile and say: "Sister, this is an ingots dug out of the ground, and it will be sold to you for a hundred yuan." ”

And Henan's counterparts, although they are also from the soil to eat, but their means, it is much more clever, Henan since ancient times is the place of the mausoleum of the princes and generals, every year there are countless antiques unearthed, but this, can really be ancient, one in a hundred pieces, it is already very remarkable, what they do, is to imitate antiques, Zhang Deli found this group of people on Taobao, it is after the whitewashing ashore, the so-called fakes as high imitation handicrafts are openly sold.