Banban and Xie Zhiyuan's father started a friendly and cordial conversation, he and this kind of middle-aged uncle can always find different topics, stocks, red wine, health, golf, really everything can be involved, today and uncle talked about the topic of real estate, he analyzed our local housing prices to the head, look at his mouth lotus witty words, I really doubt that he is the kind of real estate consultant on the street who fools uncles and aunts to buy a house.

"Uncle, I think, in recent years, our local housing prices must have only risen and not fallen, you see, now the housing is so tight, many people have several suites......" Ban Ban said nonsense seriously, Xie Zhiyuan's father really believed it, and nodded again and again on the side.

People can't look good, there is nothing wrong with this, looking at a very shrewd person, how can I not help but flicker like this, I personally think there are two situations of being fooled, one is to be fooled by someone with an extremely smart mind, it is nothing to be fooled by such a person, eat a trench and grow a wisdom, the other is to be fooled by someone who is stupider than himself, this situation is simply a shame, if it is me, I must immediately go out to buy a piece of tofu and die.

Looking forward to, looking forward to, why hasn't the commendation meeting started for a long time, who knows that my heart is dripping blood, I gave up my seat to my uncle just to let him rest for a while, not let him go to listen to the class.

Is this old and young man performing cross talk here, even if you play cross talk, you at least stand up, my legs are numb. Brother Peng winked at me, as if to ask me to hurry up and "invite this uncle away", otherwise the two of them would have to talk until the end of the conference.

"Please pay attention, please pay attention, our school leaders are coming over soon, please sit upright, keep quiet, and leave a good impression on our school leaders, can you do it?!"

There was silence below the rostrum, and no one was birding him.

"Can you do it?!" the man on the podium continued to exclaim.

I don't know what he thinks, he just kept us quiet, and now he forces us to speak.

The students in the front row of "Can !!" finally responded to him, and there was still no one in the back rows from the middle of the classroom to him.

"Okay, the students are all good...... The class teachers sit in the middle of their own classes, responsible for maintaining order and discipline in the venue, student representatives and parent representatives immediately to the designated positions in place, thank you for your cooperation, our conference lasts for a maximum of one and a half hours, everyone has worked hard. ”

I have a hunch that the more he repeats back and forth, the longer it will take for the meeting to last.

"Come, classmate, sit down quickly, I'm going to the front row, it's more convenient when I speak on stage." The uncle who played cross talk in the "accompanying class" finally left, and this time I finally knew what it meant to "please God is easy to send God", and I won't invite this kind of "great immortal" level character in the future.

After I sat down, Banban instantly quieted down, and I could see that I was not in the same channel as him, so he didn't have so much to say to me, and I naturally didn't belong to the kind of person who didn't have anything to say, especially when facing Banban's chatter.

Next, I would like to introduce the school leaders who attended the conference, and everyone applauded and welcomed. "The person who has been shouting before said, if I guessed correctly, he should be the host of this graduate commendation conference, his rambling appearance is really annoying, open your eyes annoying, close your eyes even more annoying, when you open your eyes, you can look elsewhere to divert attention, but after closing your eyes, his voice has become the only thing I have come into contact with in the outside world, and it seems that today's laziness can't make up for it.

According to the requirements of the rehearsal, we have to applaud all the time if he doesn't say the next sentence, because the only role of our coming is to cheer, in case of coldness, the value of our existence will be gone, "Thank you for your busy schedule to participate in our outstanding graduate commendation conference, I announce that the 2014 outstanding graduate commendation conference is now open." ”

I really don't understand how he became a leader with such a rambling person, and he hasn't started talking about it for so long. Perhaps in his eyes, the time of the leader is particularly precious, and the time of our students is worthless, and one day I will definitely go back to the first middle school to educate him well.

"First, play the national anthem, everyone stands!"

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"Second, let me introduce to you the school leaders who attended this commendation meeting......................................................"

I didn't listen to his introduction, I didn't find out that there were four or five vice principals in the first middle school, all of them were a group of dragons who saw the head and the tail of the big horn, compared with this group of people, the grade director, the deputy head of the grade, Wu Heishou and others were simply weak, and they were not worth mentioning at all.

"Finally, please allow me to solemnly introduce the principal of our school and the director of the Education Bureau, Ms. Li Huining, and everyone applauds warmly. ”

It turned out that Banban's aunt was called Li Huining, I really didn't expect that she was still the director of the Education Bureau, no wonder I can't see her at school, a big man. When everyone was applauding seriously and carefully looking at this thin and small lady, Ban Ban lowered his head and fiddled with his fingers, Peng Meijia touched him with her elbow, "What are you doing with your hair down, hurry up and look up at our principal, I heard that she doesn't usually stay in our school, it's rare to have a chance to see the real face, why don't you hurry up and take a closer look, in case you meet at the school one day, you won't even know how to say hello to the principal." ”。

"I'm not interested in the Grand Principal, everyone has two eyes and one mouth, and she is nothing special, why should I say hello to her......" Ban Ban said with his head bowed.

It may sound shocking to others, but I am someone who knows the relationship between Banban and the Grand Principal, and I didn't feel any surprise when I heard him say it.

Peng Meijia said: "Why are you so abnormal, and the principal of the family doesn't owe you money, can you look down on others so much?"

Seeing that the conflict was about to escalate, I hurriedly said: "Everyone be quiet, let's go back to the classroom and solve it, don't let others see the joke." ”

Peng Meijia turned her head and continued to look at the leaders on the podium, and Ban Ban still lowered her head and fiddled with his fingers that had been fully counted.

"Okay, okay, let's be quiet, let's listen carefully to our President Li's speech, and the students with the notebook should quickly remember it, and after the meeting ends, everyone will write a review and hand it in!!"

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