Chapter Forty-Seven: Xingjun's Visit

"No need, let the brothers all leave, it should be okay here. Ye Jianguo poked his head and glanced into Li Zhi's hospital room, and saw that Li Zhi was beating the air with his spirit slip.

"Is this really not necessary to call a doctor to come in and help take a look?" Xiao Liu stood beside Ye Jianguo, and from his point of view, Li Zhi was going crazy.

"It doesn't matter, so many people came to trouble Xiao Li just now, although he dealt with the trouble, but it is inevitable that he will be wronged in his heart, so let him toss it himself. After Ye Jianguo finished speaking, he walked towards his ward.

"Young man spare his life, I know it's wrong. At this time, Dai Zong was lying on the ground with his right arm pressed by Li Zhi, although the spirit had no bones, but such an awkward posture still made Dai Zong suffer great pain.

"Do you know that there is any inevitable connection between being wrong and me beating you?" Li Zhi freed his left hand and exhaled towards Dai Zong's waist with a spirit jian.

"Don't mind, don't mind, that place can't be beaten! Brother Li, Master Li, as long as you can let me go today, what conditions do you put forward and my promise" Forced into desperation, Dai Zong, who was already about to be tossed and crazy, chose to give up his dignity and prepared to sign an unequal treaty with Li Zhi.

"Okay, I'll do your request, but I'm not greedy, and I don't want to take advantage of you. I have three questions here, if you answer to my satisfaction, I will let you go, if you answer not to my satisfaction, then all the torture you suffered today will have to be experienced again tomorrow, do you dare to come and play?" Li Zhi let go of Dai Zong's arm, and then sat straight on his waist.

"It's not a brain teaser," Dai Zong asked this last question through gritted teeth.

"Although you are not qualified to choose, Grandpa, I am not going to use such despicable means to tease you. Li Zhi said disdainfully.

"Okay, okay, then please ask Li Daxia to ask questions quickly, I'm afraid my waist can't bear your weight. Mr. Dai's face was full of pain.

"Listen, how many moons are there in the sky?" Li Zhi instantly threw out the first question.

"You still say it's not a brain teaser?" Dai Zong turned his head angrily and glared at Li Zhi.

"What are you talking about!" Li Zhi did not hesitate, and the spirit slip in his hand sounded again and smashed on Dai Zong's head.

"I said, I said, there is a moon in the sky. Under the eaves, he had to bow his head, and Dai Zong reluctantly answered this mentally handicapped question.

"No, it's daytime, and there's a fart moon. Li Zhi didn't do anything this time, but immediately raised the next question.

"Is the sun round or square?"

"Li Zhi, you are too much, dare to say that this is not a brain teaser?" Although he was temporarily suppressed by Li Zhi's obscenity, Dai Zong's blood was still stirred up under the constant trouble.

"Answer questions, don't talk nonsense!" Li Zhi raised Lingjian and threatened Dai Zong.

"The sun is square?" In the face of dignity and freedom, Dai Zong decisively chose to abandon the former and embrace the latter.

And by learning the lesson of the previous question, Dai Zong realized that there must be a big hole dug by Li Zhi for himself, so he decided to deal with Li Zhi's unreasonable guy in an unreasonable way.

"Your sun is square, your sun is square......" Before he finished reading Li Zhi's spiritual slip, it would fall on Dai Zong's head on time.

"I'll give you one last chance, as long as your answer satisfies me, the promise you made will still count. Li Zhi moved his wrist, which was slightly sore from the continuous blows, and then threw out his third question.

"Is the sun round or square?"

"Hasn't this question been asked?" Dai Zong's tone had become a little weak.

"Don't you want to be beaten again?" You can answer whatever Lao Tzu asks, nonsense!" Li Zhi said to Dazong viciously.

"So, the sun is round?" Dai Zong replied cautiously.

"His grandma's! Grandpa, I know the problem, you dare to know! Do you say that you are looking for a fight, are you looking for a ......fight?" With the ups and downs of Li Zhi's "looking for a fight" voice, the crisp sound of bamboo slips colliding and the howl of an adult man like a pig also began to wander rhythmically in this empty ward.

And just when Li Zhi and Dai Zong were "playing" together, a mysterious person suddenly appeared on the second uncle's side.

"How can Xingjun be willing to come to my little shabby place to observe the people's feelings?" said the second master as he took out a bottle of Coke from the cabinet and threw it to Xingjun.

"Taste it, it's a new thing in the world, it was a rarity the last time you went down to earth. ”

"I said, Lao Liu, you look down on us in Heaven so much? 40 years ago, someone brought this thing to heaven to meet the Emperor of Heaven.

Although the Emperor of Heaven and his old man were not very interested in this thing at that time, he couldn't stop Tiansun from saying that the things were delicious, and pestered his grandfather to keep asking for it.

Later, the Emperor couldn't stand his grandson's tossing, and directly introduced several cola production lines with a wave of his hand. Since then, it is forbidden to drink alcohol in heavenly meetings, for fear that the old drunkard will drink too much and delay things. Now one person hands out a bottle of Coke before every meeting, and I get tired of seeing this thing now. Xingjun took the Coke bottle in his hand and played with it, without the slightest intention of opening it.

"What's the matter, if you don't drink me, this small bottle of black water will cost Lao Tzu a whole three yuan. Seeing that the things he entertained were not treated by the guests, the second master snatched the Coke back from Xingjun's hand, and then drank the bottle of black drink by dividing it by two.

"Look at your current virtue, do you regret it? At the beginning, the second prince personally came to invite you to work in the heavenly court, but you, a guy who doesn't appreciate it, dared to directly refuse the second prince's kindness.

Okay now, it's all mixed up to the point that you have to worry about drinking a bottle of broken Coke. Xingjun walked straight to the second uncle's recliner, and then comfortably knocked the melon seeds that the second uncle put on the table.

"Lao Tzu was in the world at that time, why did he follow a second prince who couldn't see the hope of being on the throne for thousands of years to go to heaven and start patting the sycophants of people like you. "The second uncle is not annoyed this time, after all, melon seeds don't cost a few dollars.

"Tell me, what kind of dirty task did you take on this time, and what poor people are you going to toss here. The second master looked at the star monarch in front of him impatiently.

"It's not a big deal, it's just that the assessment period of a gang has come recently, and I was ordered by the second prince to follow others to check it out, and by the way, come to the world to have fun, and meet you old friends. Xingjun ignored the disgust written on the face of the second uncle.

"So you're a minion this time, and there is someone else in this team leader?" Hearing that Xingjun was not the team leader this time, the curious second master quickly moved a small stool and sat next to Xingjun.

"The leader of the team this time is the name personally named by His Royal Highness the Second Prince, and it is a lucky villain named Gao Yu. ”