Chapter 081: Wedding
The wedding is finally about to start in the midst of a lot of noise.
If Ye Fan and the others were ready to leave, now would be the best time, because the eyes of all the demons present were focused on the red carpet.
But they obviously didn't have this idea, first, it was really novel, second, they hadn't found the black cat yet, so they couldn't run in vain, and third, he looked around and found that there were more than a dozen openings leading to the open space in the field, so they didn't even know how to get back......
After three rounds of drinking, Ye Fan took out his mobile phone and glanced at the time, which was exactly eight o'clock in the evening.
On the red carpet in front of him, there were already various characters who began to play and sing, and they were all the tunes that were often heard when they got married in the countryside, they were very familiar, Ye Fan thought about it carefully, but fortunately, the tune was lingering in his mind, but he couldn't remember it.
After a burst of cheers,
The groom walked out of the hole on the left hand side first, his face as white as the latex paint on the wall, and even a little reflective, probably because of his makeup today.
"Tsk! This little zombie is very particular. Cai Wuxing said in a low voice.
Ye Fan nodded, this zombie is indeed small, maybe only one meter and five meters tall, according to the division of medicine, the height of an adult male can basically be regarded as a dwarf.
Of course, it may be that people are at this height before they die, and they will definitely not be able to grow taller after becoming zombies!
However, being short does not mean that the ability is low, no, people are now the king of Meiling, and they even marry a daughter-in-law! Therefore, a man's success does not lie in the outside.
The groom has walked to the center of the field, there is a cheer around, he bows his hands in all directions, the joy between his eyebrows and eyes can not be stopped, the so-called awakening to the power of the world, drunk and lying on the knees of the beauty, people are not at the peak of corpses!
Ye Fan thought about himself again, and sorrow came from it.
There was a small guy next to him who started the roll call, saying some auspicious words, a bit of a wedding emcee.
After about five minutes, the climax is finally coming!
I heard him shout at the top of his voice, "Bride, please!"
The demon beasts present cheered again, and the demons were looking forward to it!
Following everyone's gaze, Ye Fan stepped his feet, and the bride came out from the right-hand position.
But in the midst of all the anticipation, it was the old woman in the red robe who came out first.
"Cut~"
The demons immediately booed in response.
The old woman was not stage frightened, let alone careless, and bowed down and said: "Today's good day and auspicious day, the old woman has thanked all kinds of brothers and sisters here to appreciate their faces, and came to participate in our king's wedding. ”
The demons booed again, and even Cai Wuxing booed twice.
Ye Fan glanced at the time, Beijing time, 8:12 minutes.
He was a little curious about what the auspicious time was in the zombie's mouth.
Fortunately, she didn't have to wait too long, and the old woman said a few words, and then shouted: "The auspicious time has come!
At 8:14 a.m., the instrument was playing again!
Alas, 814, don't die!
Yes, it's zombie!
The bride finally slowly came out of the end of the cave to the sound of the salute......
It's just that he was carried out on the back of the turtle man he just met. After arriving on the ground of the red carpet, the bride was allowed to go to the ground, and then two rows of 8 girls led the way to the groom.
If the bride's appearance is not clear, because it is covered by a red hijab, but looking at this convex and backward figure, and at least 1.65 meters tall, it should not look too ugly, but it is not easy to say, the back killer is also possible, and the aesthetics of zombies may be more chic!
Having said that, it is the same with a chest and legs, and the lights are turned off.
The girls surrounding the bride were all expressionless, rouge was heavy, more like they were holding lime and touching their faces, and they all seemed to be carved out of a mold.
This made Ye Fan can't help but think of the paper-making people in the underworld, and now the custom of paper-burning people is still popular in the countryside in many places.
Burn some of the sedan chairs and maids down, hoping that they will be able to take care of the deceased after they are burned.
It's likely that these handmaidens are zombies or puppets or something.
The bride followed them step by step, and came to the bridegroom without hurrying, and during the time she almost broke down because of the unevenness of the road, but in the end it did not happen.
The groom was anxious and wanted to step forward to help him, but as soon as he took a step, he was pulled back by the old woman beside him, and he had to wait in place.
Fortunately, although the red carpet is big, there is always a time when the bride comes to the middle, and the maidservants retreat behind the two.
The old woman stood between the two.
This picture looks a bit like a mobile phone signal, but just looking at the height, it is a bit of a family of three: mother, grandma, grandson......
The next process is similar to that of the TV series, after worshipping heaven and earth, I heard the turtle gong shouting at the top of his voice: "Send it to the cave room!"
The bride slowly retreated with the maidservants to the music at the beginning.
Ye Fan slapped his thigh, and finally remembered what this song was!
Isn't this the world-famous song!
Everyone knows it, young and old, women and children know it!
Zhu Bajie carries his daughter-in-law!
The mood instantly cleared up a lot!
The pain of obsessive-compulsive disorder is not experienced by ordinary people!
He glanced at the groom's navel and a bold idea came to his mind: Could it be that he wanted a small needle to stir up a large vat tonight?
The groom reluctantly watched the bride leave, and then began to toast, and a table came over.
Ye Fan and Cai Wuxing glanced at each other, both understood each other's thoughts, and slowly retreated to the shadows at the same time, because the grandmother had already suspected them just now, if they accompanied the groom to come over to toast, it was very likely that they would be discovered, and they would be even more troublesome when they fell into the demon den.
Fortunately, there were many beasts in the scene, and the sneaking away of the two barely attracted anyone's attention.
The direction they followed was the same direction in which the bride had left.
Because there are too many holes in the field, just a known hole, so there is no choice, the two directly determined the direction in eye contact, maybe there will be new clues.
After entering the passage, I found that after the bride left, there were other people in the passage, coming and going, in an endless stream, the two who were a little frightened immediately straightened up, and Cai Wuxing even took the initiative to say hello to people.
"Yo! Isn't this my monkey brother! The hair is a lot brighter, and it seems that my sister-in-law's kung fu has been on the rise recently!"
"Yo, Brother Niu, why are you carrying a bundle of leeks? Oh, oh, it's grass! It's good to eat grass! It's healthy!"
"Tsk, Brother Wolf, your blindfold is so good-looking, send me a Taobao link back!"
Ye Fan watched Cai Wuxing go all the way, and unconsciously felt that he had become one with others, and it may not be long before there will be a legend of "Zombie Cai" from Guangfeng in Meiling.
After walking for about five minutes, the two men came out of the cave.
An antique courtyard appeared in front of them, looking at the pattern a bit of an ancient town courtyard.
The courtyard is composed of many houses, and because there is a fence blocking it, Ye Fan can't see the general idea inside.
But by chance, the black cat happened to lie lazily on the top of the wall, and when it saw the two coming, it slowly got up and jumped into the courtyard.
Ye Fan finally knew that they were deliberately leading them here, and looking at the last resentful look of the black cat, it was obvious that he had waited for a long time.
But there are still two guards guarding the façade of the courtyard, and it is impossible to turn over, because there is only a wall in front of it, and the other two ends are rocks.
Ye Fan looked at Cai Wuxing and raised his eyebrows, and signaled: It's up to you!
Cai Wuxing patted his chest: Who else is me!
He slowly stepped forward and talked to the two, after all, he was a famous person in Meiling now.
What the three of them were talking about, Ye Fan couldn't hear it clearly, so he could only continue to explore the surrounding situation.
The place where they are standing now is a dirt road, there are exits at both ends of the dirt road, there are some people coming and going, behind them is the mouth of the cave that has just come out, and in front of it is very likely to be the new house of the zombie king's lair, because there are red lanterns hanging on the gate and between some of the eaves that can be seen!
What the hell is going on with that black cat?
Zombie King's pet?
It's not like that!
It turns out that the pet of the mountain demon?
And that lure them into a zombie hole just to attend a wedding?
Ye Fan was puzzled......
After a while, Cai Wuxing walked over disappointed and said, "Inside is the zombie king's new house, and ordinary zombies are not allowed to enter." ”
Ye Fan expected this answer, and said lightly: "That's only hard to break through!"
Cai Wuxing nodded and shook his head again!
"Huh?"
"Boss! You didn't hear my point! It's an ordinary zombie who won't let me in! I, Liguang Feng, zombie Cai! Is it an ordinary zombie?"
Ye Fan: ......
"I told them that I was the bride's brother-in-law, and I had to send the red head given by my grandmother and put it under the pillow, otherwise it would be unlucky and affect their boss to give birth to little zombies!" Cai Wuxing took a pinch of red thread in his hand and said with a smug face.
"This ...... Okay?"
"Of course!"
After a series of events today, Ye Fan is convinced!
With Mr. Cai's ability, being a mortal is indeed wronged!
Cai Wuxing took the lead, and the two of them swaggered into the courtyard!
But where is the black cat, they don't know anything, this courtyard covers an area of dozens of acres, and there are hundreds of rooms, where to find it?
Suddenly, a familiar voice came from the gate!
To GG!
It was the hoarse voice of the old woman!
She is not as easy to deceive as the two guards at the door, and she herself is suspicious of Ye Fan and the others, if she sees the two of them in the courtyard, she will definitely not be able to eat and walk around!
Ye Fan and Cai Wuxing hurriedly trotted up, found a slightly remote room and got in!
As soon as they entered the room, the two of them were stunned at the same time.
The room is big, but it is also very small, big because of the large layout of the room, small because there are many things piled up in the room.
It can be said that except for a little space at the door, there is almost no space in other places!
Because inside,
Heaps full of corpses!