Chapter 146: It's a lot of fun to tease your parents

On January 27, Wang Xiaobai walked out of the VIP channel of the airport, took a low-key online car-hailing taxi all the way, and went straight to the home in his impression.

It's not that he doesn't want to call back in advance, or when he calls, he is reminded that the other party is busy, and he calls several times in a row, Wang Xiaobai thought that his father was answering someone else's New Year's call, so he didn't care.

After coming to this world for more than half a year, he came back for the first time, and he rarely even made phone calls.

The most frequent days of contact were still after the box office share of "Those Years" arrived, Wang Xiaobai sent 10 million to his parents, and there were fewer contacts later.

He knows what his parents look like, and his temperament is also very clear, roughly belonging to the kind of person who gives birth to a son is equal to not having a son, it doesn't matter if it's good or bad, just let them know that you're still alive.

Wang Xiaobai's closest people in this world are them, and in a sense, they are the strangest people.

He didn't know if his parents would find out about the flaws.

Along the way, he was worried and his thoughts drifted away.

Before he boarded the plane, Xue Ning reported to him the box office situation of "Charlotte's Troubles" on the second day, 68 million, a drop of more than 20 million, the decline was not big overall, and even exceeded Wang Xiaobai's expectations.

After all, with the blessing of the Spring Festival Gala advertisement on the first day, the effect is naturally leveraged, and the word of mouth has not yet exploded.

On the first night of the Lunar New Year, the capital alone contributed 10 million to the box office, which is comparable to the box office of several remote and backward provinces.

This decline will continue until tomorrow at most, and there will be a rebound the day after tomorrow.

But Wang Xiaobai doesn't want to think about it anymore, it is an inevitable trend for "Charlotte's Troubles" to stand out in the Spring Festival, and it is only a matter of time before it breaks 1.52 billion, and it is impossible to say how much box office it can get in the end.

He wasn't a god after all.

All predictions are based on facts.

The asymmetry of information makes him look particularly magical.

After driving for nearly an hour, I came to a relatively old community, which is the home where "Wang Xiaobai" grew up.

Based on the memories in his mind, he found his home by heart.

This complex has been built for 20 years, and the floors are not high, just six floors, and there is no elevator.

His house is on the second floor.

Looking up at the half-hidden window on the second floor, his steps were a little hesitant, and he stomped his feet slightly after a while, forget it, go in, stretch out his head and slash his head, and shrink his head is also a knife, which can't be avoided.

Walking into the corridor, the pace was slow, and I went up to the second floor.

Looking at 203's door, his hand was raised several times, lowered several times, and finally took a deep breath.

Knock knock.

He knocked on the door, and soon, there was the sound of kicking and tapping footsteps inside.

Squeak.

The door opened.

"Mom......?!"

As soon as he spoke, his eyes widened.

This woman is young and beautiful, with delicate skin, snow-white, fashionable and beautiful clothes, and her hairstyle can also show the traces of new work at a glance.

Is this my mom?

Why haven't I seen you for a year, so young?

Or is it actually not called "I really don't want to be an Internet celebrity", but "My Mother is Eighteen Years Old"?

What's going on?

"You are?"

The woman asked suspiciously, her eyes were full of vigilance, because Wang Xiaobai was not only wearing a big cap, but also a mask and sunglasses, which looked like a burglary, so she had to guard against it.

"Forehead ......"

This question stopped Wang Xiaobai, and when he returned to his home, the door was opened by a stranger, and he asked who he was...... Is there still a royal law?

"Tell me who you are and how did you end up at my house?"

Wang Xiaobai didn't know how to answer, so he simply asked her first.

"You're on the wrong side, aren't you?"

The woman asked.

“……”

This time, Wang Xiaobai stopped asking again, could it be that his memory was wrong?

After a pause, he asked, "Then may I ask, is this 203, Building 12, Zizhu Mingyuan?"

"yes. ”

The woman replied, her eyes showing some pity, and said, "Do you know what year it is?"

"Nonsense, 2019...... No, 2020! You're an idiot to me!" Wang Xiaobai became angry.

"I thought you had just come back from the ancient times......" the woman muttered quietly.

Wang Xiaobai was too lazy to take care of her, but he muttered in his heart, the address is right, so why is the person wrong?

"When did you buy this house?" asked Wang Xiaobai.

"Don't be kidding, although this is partial, the community is old, but it is more than 10,000 square meters, I have 10,000 yuan a month, enough to eat by myself, even if it is good, and I can afford to buy a house?"

The woman rolled her eyes and complained.

"Rented?"

Wang Xiaobai was speechless for a while, didn't he give his parents five million, why did he still make money by renting a house?

"Where's the landlord?

"No, they didn't live with me, it seems that they heard that their son had made a windfall, so the landlord bought a villa in the city center and rented out the house. I don't know what his son did, how he got rich inexplicably, but I heard that he is not handsome, it shouldn't be an Internet celebrity or something, I guess, maybe he made a fortune by doing something written in the criminal law. ”

“……”

Wang Xiaobai has a black line, and his parents didn't say anything about making movies as a star, and this old couple is low-key enough. Otherwise, it wouldn't have caused so many misunderstandings.

"Thank you for thinking so highly of me, but I don't think I'm that bold. ”

"Then who knows, if this person is in a hurry, what will it be...... What?!you...... Are you a young landlord?!"

The woman's brain hadn't reacted yet, and she completely regarded Wang Xiaobai as a stranger and chatted about gossip.

"Huh!"

Wang Xiaobai doesn't smile at the flesh, this woman can earn more than 10,000 yuan a month?

Looks like the rent is going up.

Too lazy to take care of her, Wang Xiaobai picked up the phone and called his father.

Soon, the call was connected.

"Hey, Dad?"

Dad Wang on the other end of the phone...... Daddy Wang, looking at an unfamiliar number, opened his mouth and called Dad, the whole person was stunned, is the current liar service so thoughtful?

Father Wang was relieved that he had finally become a father, and said apologetically: "Child, you are so polite, but although Dad has hundreds of thousands of change in his WeChat wallet, I won't send red envelopes, and I can't give you New Year's money." ”

“……”

What is this?

Hundreds of thousands of WeChat red envelopes...... Change?

That's how our family pretends to be?

He said: "Dad, it's me, I'm Xiaobai, you took a few seconds to produce your own son!"

"Nonsense! at least five minutes!" Father Wang scolded angrily, and then said, "Why did you kid remember to call me?

"Leave it alone, I'm home. ”

Wang Xiaobai automatically ignored his father's dissatisfaction.

"Where?"

"At the door. ”

"I'll open the door for you,...... said," Father Wang said, and then stumbled out of the door, and found that the door was empty, and immediately scolded: "You stinky boy, even if you don't go home for the New Year, you dare to fool you?"

“…… I'm in Zizhu Garden. ”

Wang Xiaobai said with resentment.

My parents bought a new house, but they didn't even notify their son.

I now suspect that my father didn't want to waste even a few seconds in order to save trouble, and he casually picked up a child when he went to the street to buy groceries or charge his phone bill.

“……”

Father Wang was silent for a while, but he was not embarrassed at all, and said, "You stinky boy, you won't notify me when you come back......"

"How about moving early?"

Wang Xiaobai silently mended the knife.

Now he understood why he couldn't get through until he came back, so he said, "Dad, did you block my number?"

“…… Haha, it turns out that that's blocking...... Ah, dad is also a slippery hand, annoyed by the group of sales who come to me all day long to buy this and that, I will learn to block and practice with your number......" Wang Dad smiled embarrassedly, and then, he took out the momentum of being a father again: "Stinky boy, Rory, let's not go home quickly!

Hehe, it's strange to believe you.

After speaking, Dad Wang hung up the phone, and Wang Xiaobai was crazy in the corridor!

Address!

The address of your new home!

I called again, and the other side said impatiently: "You kid is grinding and chirping, don't you let you go home quickly?"

"Heh, address. ”

“……”

hung up the phone again, and Daddy Wang sent a location on WeChat.

Wang Xiaobai glanced at the tenant, and under the trembling gaze of the tenant, he left.

……

came to a villa community, and asked Wang Dad to go out to pick him up in person, which was considered to be in.

Looking at the exquisite two-story villa, with all kinds of high-end furniture inside, Wang Xiaobai's heart couldn't help but twitch, this is all bought with my money. I think that the CEO of a company is still living in a high-end small duplex building of less than 200 square meters in Jiangcheng, the house is still rented, and my parents have already lived the life of a rich man, which is really pitiful.

But when he saw a table full of dishes on the table and a busy figure in the kitchen, he felt that his hard work was not in vain.

It was his dream in his last life to let his parents live a rich and leisurely life.

But his ability is limited, and he only dares to be delusional.

Thinking about it, his eyes moistened slightly.

Coincidentally, Wang's mother walked out of the room with a plate of big elbows, Wang Xiaobai smiled warmly, and said, "Mom, you have worked hard to cook such a big table of dishes for me......"

Wang's mother was very excited and said, "Hey, why are you back?"

“……”

Wang Xiaobai slapped himself, don't you have any points in your family?

Without further ado, serve the table to eat.

"I heard that Jiangcheng people love to eat sweet, and their taste is far from ours, so they must not be used to eating outside, right? Look at your skinny, hurry up and make up for it. ”

At the dinner table, Wang's mother desperately served vegetables for her son.

It's really a pickle.

A small bowl full of green, looking at the same as Huaguo's securities hall, full of green!

Wang Xiaobai doesn't like to talk, and bows his head to eat vegetables.

At the dinner table, Dad Wang opened his mouth several times, but finally couldn't hold it back and asked, "Xiaobai, can Dad ask you something?"

"Well, you ask. ”

"What the hell are you doing, making so much money at once? Don't be a criminal business, if so, then you can't do it, you have to stop it as soon as possible." ”

Father Wang said earnestly.

"Yes, our ancestors have been farmers facing the loess for generations, and we can't do illegal things for a little money. You don't know, when you called me and your dad 10 million, your dad and I were so frightened that no one dared to say anything. It's not that you're afraid of people borrowing money, it's that they're afraid that if people know that you're so profitable, they'll report you. ”

Wang's mother was also on the side to help, and the old couple was heartbroken for Wang Xiaobai.

Wang Xiaobai has a black line, don't you even know what your son is doing after working together for so long?

I didn't tell you!

Oh, I don't think I told ......

Well, it's my fault.

But what should I say about this old couple, I'm afraid that this is dirty money, and no one dares to say anything about it, and then I turned around and spent millions to buy a villa, is it bold or cowardly?

"Forget it, don't ask......"

Wang Xiaobai completely gave up the idea of communicating with them, and he could see that the parents were Ma Daha, and the son was not born.

"Okay, okay, Dad won't ask, Dad will keep it secret for you......"

"Son, eat more, if something happens one day, you won't be able to eat......"

As the old couple spoke, tears flowed down their eyes.

Wang Xiaobai was deeply moved, and in the future, he would often send money to his parents so that they could live a rich and worry-free life. If I am caught one day, you are also accomplices.

If you want to go to jail, you have to be together.

The most important thing for a family is to be neat and tidy.

"By the way, son, my mother arranged a blind date for you, and you will go to meet the girl in two days. Suddenly, Wang Ma said.

Wang Xiaobai is stupid, if Ah Bing knows, am I still alive?

Is this my own mother, why do you always want me to die?

"Shut up! You have to go! While there's still time, leave a back for our Wang family. In case ......" Daddy Wang said, tears were rampant, and a prison situation was staged in his mind.

"Dad, how can this marriage be as fast as you think......"

"Why not, I met your dad twice and decided to get married, and it didn't take two hours before and after. Wang Ma said.

"How can you see two faces in two hours?"

"You stupid son, why didn't you inherit a little bit of your father's ingenuity? Turn your head and turn back, won't it be two sides?" Dad Wang was triumphant.

Hehe, you're so proud.

I was born casually, right?

He continued: "Even if you look at the right eye, then you don't have a baby so quickly......"

"Whoever says no, it's not just two minutes......"

"Ahem, boy, how can you talk nonsense!"

Lao Wang's face was serious.

Wang Xiaobai was completely defeated by the old couple.

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