Chapter 776: Old Shihime, Take Me Fly
Of course, most of them are young ladies.
The most terrible ......
There are still many young ladies who call her husband, and I don't know how to do it.
Finally......
This group of people entered Han Xia's house together, and turned on the black voice mode, no, the game had just been opened, and Shen Lu received a lot of voice messages from the young lady.
can envy Ye Zhi and them to death.
"Lulu, how do you talk to girls in the game?"
Shen Lu skillfully operated the game, and the speed of entering the game was faster than that of Han Xia and them, "In front of me, how do you want to talk to me?
"I just don't know how to talk to you, I just want to ask you a few tricks and teach me. ”
"What are you doing here?"
"Maybe I'll be single in the future, and I'll rely on you to teach me to flirt with my sister, and I don't even know what a flirting girl is now. ”
I don't know?
It's strange if you don't know, you just used all the means of flirting with girls on the same person.
You don't know?
Han Xia and the others despised Ye Zhi fiercely, if he could do everything he did to Shen Lu and find a random girl, it would definitely be a good idea.
Not to mention......
Ye Zhi himself also said that the most effective way for him to flirt with his sister is also a 'Hello beauty, I am Ye Zhi'.
"Guapi, why don't you stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun? Find your girlfriend and ask how to flirt with your sister?"
"Except for you, I don't have anyone who can flirt with my sister, don't ask who you ask. ”
"Call the teacher first. ”
"Old Shihime, take me flying. ”
"Hmph......" Shen Lu entered the game and pulled Ye Zhi directly, "How do you usually talk to the young lady?"
"I don't know.,I don't talk much.,Just play games.。 ”
Shen Lu asked while parachuting, and said with hatred of iron and steel, "Then I will teach you a trick, if you dislike me in the future, you can also go and flirt with a few more young ladies." ”
Han Xia asked with interest, "Then when are you old and yellow?"
Ye Zhi touched his chin, "According to this Shen Lulu's health level, she rarely goes into the kitchen, and there are a lot of skin care products that can't be used up to analyze, and when she is old, it is expected to be after 2038." ”
"Then you've become an old salted fish, such a ruthless woman!"
“……”
Teacher Shen Lu's flirting tutorial has finally begun, "How do you talk to a girl?call a beauty?If so,You're too low.,Little fairy?hiss~~~ Lick the dog, little baby?Are you worthy?"
"So how can you get closer to girls?"
"I'll teach you a trick, call Dad! The field warms up instantly, call Dad! Walk up intimately, call Dad! You can't be lovers, you can still be father and son, call Dad!"
Han Xia: "I think you're teasing me." ”
"Did you just find out? Flirting with girls looks at talent, and you still want to learn?tsk tsk~~~ I really don't know how you guys caught up with your current girlfriend, is Yue Lao so powerful?"
Ye Zhi raised his hand, "I'm me, I'm my girlfriend chasing me." ”
Shen Lu's face turned red as soon as he brushed it, "Shut up!"
Huang Bo is actually okay, the old driver, his flirting skills are the best in the dormitory, if you like it, you chase it, and she is quite handsome, basically as long as you are single, you can chase one accurately.
As for Han Xia and Wang Xinze, these are two spicy chickens.
Han Xia and Xu Ruoying were completely providential, and they hit each other by mistake, and Wang Xinze, that was because of Ye Zhi's gold medal assist behind him, Wang Xinze wanted to talk about sweet love every day.
But......
People don't dare to speak, acquaintances don't dare to start, love at first sight is unreliable, love is long and afraid of tiredness, every day on the Internet, in fact, every day into a dog, just want to talk about sweet love?
But just like this, he still found a girlfriend, and Shen Lu had to sigh at Ye Zhi's toughness.
But if you think about it like this......
It's not that Ye Zhi doesn't know how to flirt with his sister at all, he just didn't think about flirting at all, as long as he wanted to, even if he didn't blow up the photos, with his excellent 'mind reading', he could pick up a cart of beautiful girl paper anytime and anywhere.
Is this called not flirting with girls?
Even if he sings such a song casually, it's enough for him, which girl can withstand his voice, this is completely a walking subwoofer!
So......
In order to show that he is no worse than him, Shen Lu often sings in the live broadcast room.
What song to sing?
That's the legendary song of the sand sculpture.
No matter how serious the song is, it will become a song of sand sculpture when she arrives at Shen Lu, and the sand sculpture can no longer be a sand sculpture, although now as long as she pays a little attention, she will basically not be incomplete.
But......
Once she doesn't pay attention, she is still the Shen Lulu who has incomplete tones.
But her incomplete singing is really funny, and many fans in her live broadcast room were attracted by her sand sculpture song, and the most she adapted was Ye Zhi's song.
ruined one song after another.
But......
Occasionally, she still sings very well, and Ye Zhi's previous training was not given in vain.
"Lulu, seriously, can you bring in a few more young ladies. ”
"What's the matter, you spicy chicken summer, if Ying is filming, you will float up? Little sister, forget it, do you want to pull a few more?"
"Not really, it's mainly to play games with you, I'm afraid that I may also become a sand sculpture for some reason, if there are a few more people, I will not be the only sand sculpture. ”
"Don't force me to beat you, when did I sand sculpt?!Let me tell you, I'm Shen Lulu, I don't know how powerful it is, and why do you have to call little sister, can't I call little brother?"
"Do you have it? ”
Shen Lu glanced at it, that vinegar jar, her friends in the chicken eating are basically young ladies, there are few boys, and even if there are, they are all classmates who usually have a good relationship, "No." ”
"No 13 you've been pretending to be for so long, you scumbag. ”
"Melon peel!"
"Scum!"
Just when the two were arguing, Ye Zhi had already pulled several young ladies from the companion app in, "Yo, Radisson Ender Sauce Gate, let's get high, today, there are no other requirements, just to eat chicken." ”
Why can so many people open black together?
Because just today, eating chicken has opened a new way to play, and you can team up to 10 people to open black.
This mode does not adopt the traditional player confrontation mode, but equips a variety of magic equipment to fight monsters together, and finally judges who eats chicken according to the number of monsters killed.
And......