Chapter 345: Accidents
"Lord, this thing looks pretty good, give me two sips, okay?"
Listening to Dian Wei, a rough man, say such words like "coquettish", Yuan Chang almost didn't spit out what he had just eaten. Nima, is this to disgust yourself? However, Yuan Chang smelled Dian Wei's strong smell of wine and knew that this guy was drunk, so he was like this. said that with Yuan Chang's character, giving the juice to Dian Wei to drink is actually not a big deal. However, Yuan Chang is not a good person, now you don't listen to me, you all say that red yeast wine has great stamina, you don't believe it, now that you're drunk, you have to fix you.
So, Yuan Chang "kindly" pointed to the juice in front of Lu Bu and said, "Hong Fei, Lord Wenhou's juice tastes better and is more suitable for you!"
Dian Wei drank more than 20 catties of red yeast wine, and now his face is red, and his tiger eyes are "blurred" (cold!). He himself didn't think he was drunk, so after listening to Yuan Chang's words, he leaned towards Lu Bu and said in a rough voice: "Lord Wenhou, let me take two sips of this juice and taste the taste." ”
As he spoke, Dian Wei didn't wait for Lu Bu to reply, so he reached out and grabbed the cup of juice.
If Lu Bu was still sober, he would naturally not mind this kind of thing. However, Lu Bu also drank more than a dozen catties of red yeast wine, and he was already drunk, and his face was as red as Dian Wei. When people are drunk, a lot of things come up in their minds. In Lu Bu's mind, what appeared was that he was beaten by Zhao Yun and Dian Wei, when Dian Wei was fierce, his fists beckoned him to his face, and Lu Bu was in a drunken state, but he was furious.
"Phew!"
Lu Bu grabbed his cup hard, and said inarticulately: "Ben Wenhou's things, how can anyone drink them, you black guy put them down for me!"
Dian Wei was not convinced, why can't I drink your juice, so I used his strength to snatch the juice.
"Let it go!"
"Don't let it go!"
"Let it go!"
"Don't let it go!"
Then, a stunned situation happened, Dian Wei and Lu Bu grabbed the upper half of the cup alone, and the other grabbed the lower half, moving in the direction of Lu Bu for a while, and moving in the direction of Dian Wei for a while. The eyes of the two looked at each other with anger, and they shouted from time to time.
"Smack!"
In the end, a porcelain cup was snatched and broken by the two.
"Okay, you white-faced thief, don't give me a drink, now that the things are gone, you are so hateful!"
Dian Wei's temperament was already hot, but now that he is drunk, he scolded even more roughly.
Lu Bu's temper was not good, and he scolded angrily: "Okay, you black guy, this is Ben Wenhou's thing, what if you don't give it to drink, you dare to rob it." When you beat Ben Wenhou, Ben Wenhou didn't settle accounts with you, and today you are so arrogant, Ben Wenhou will definitely teach you a good lesson. ”
"Haha, you white-faced thief, how can I be afraid of you! I can beat you today, I can beat you today!"
After Dian Wei finished speaking, he raised his fist the size of a casserole and smashed it into Lu Bu's eye socket. It's also a shame that Dian Wei was drunk, and he only used three points of strength, otherwise Lu Bu might have lost this eye. Of course, if he wasn't drunk, Dian Wei wouldn't have made a move, and Lu Bu could dodge, the key problem was that both of them were drunk.
"Wow, you're a, punch me!"
Lu Bu was not far behind, and his backhand smashed into Dian Wei's eye socket. Dian Wei didn't dodge either, and took Lu Bu's punch hard. Then, both of them looked at each other angrily with a panda eye.
"I'm angry, I'm going to beat you up!"
"Look who's beating whom!"
At this moment, the two people who are drunk are like children fighting, hugging each other, fists to the flesh, and there are no moves, just hard fighting.
The movement here is so big, naturally everyone is attracted to it. Zhao Yun, Han Sui, Yu Ban and others were going to step forward to pull Dian Wei away, while Lu Bu's eight strong generals, Gao Shun was already about to fall, and the remaining seven strong generals were better and wanted to come up and open Lu Bu.
"Ahem!"
Before everyone could make a move, Yuan Chang coughed lightly twice, and said unhurriedly: "Hong Fei and Lord Wen Hou saw that everyone was so bored drinking, so they specially came to the competition to cheer everyone up, so let's not disturb them!"
Everyone looked at each other when they heard this, and they were all like this, and it was clear that two drunks were fighting!
However, everyone can see that Yuan Chang did it on purpose. Therefore, in the end, everyone glanced at each other, each returned to his place, and when Yuan Chang was happy, they would pull the two apart. Anyway, if they fight like this, their lives are not in danger. In fact, their hearts are also very dark, and they seem to be very excited to see such a situation.
The movement in the main hall was so loud, of course the women in the side hall also heard it, and they all hid behind the curtain to watch the two beat each other.
It is said that Lu Lingqi drank Yuan Chang's juice before, and felt that Yuan Chang was still good. However, at this moment, seeing Yuan Chang letting Lu Bu and Dian Wei beat each other, Lu Lingqi was not satisfied in her heart.
Lu Lingqi thought of what Lu Bu said just now, so she asked Lian Nishang about it.
Lu Bu was beaten by Zhao Yun and the four of them before, and his nose was blue and swollen, and he was afraid that his tall image would be destroyed, so he didn't see Lu Lingqi for several days. Diao Xiu'er knew that it was Yuan Chang's order, and then she talked to Lian Nishang, just saying that Yuan Chang and Lu Bu were joking, and they didn't want Lu Bu to lose face, so they didn't tell Lu Lingqi. At this moment, Lu Lingqi asked, and Lian Nishang told the truth. Of course, Diao Xiu'er and Lian Nishang both felt that this was not a big deal, it was just that Yuan Chang was joking with Lu Bu at the beginning. However, Lu Lingqi didn't think like this, she felt that Yuan Chang was not a good person just now, and now after listening to Lian Nishang's words, she was even more dissatisfied with Yuan Chang.
"This damn fellow!"
Lu Lingqi gritted her teeth and scolded angrily, and when she turned her head to look again, the battle between Lu Bu and Dian Wei had already entered a white-hot state.
I saw that Lu Bu and Dian Wei both had black eyes, their faces were blue and purple, and the robes on their bodies were torn and scattered, and their cloaks were scattered, just like two shrews fighting. Moreover, what makes people want to laugh the most is that Dian Wei and Lu Bu even used their teeth, desperately biting the robes on each other's chests.
In Lu Lingqi's heart, her father is the embodiment of wisdom and martial arts, and the anger in her heart can be imagined when she shows such a side at this moment. Therefore, for the culprit Yuan Chang, Lu Lingqi's dissatisfaction is even worse.
Lu Lingqi's heroic eyes swept, and finally saw the juice on the table, gritted her teeth, grabbed the cup decisively, and then smashed it towards Yuan Chang, and at the same time shouted in her mouth.
"Yuan Taishou, you are too much!"
Yuan Chang heard a crisp female voice in his ears, turned his head to look, and saw a cup whistling towards him, although Yuan Chang was about to dodge immediately, but he was still a step slow, and the juice in the cup drizzled Yuan Chang's face.
The sudden situation immediately confused everyone.
It was still Lu Bu's main room in the side hall that Yan reacted quickly, and pulled Lu Lingqi to Yuan Chang to ask for guilt.
"Lingqi, you are a girl, how can you do such a thing, why don't you hurry up and ask Lord Yuan for guilt. ”
Seeing that Yan was about to bow down to him, Yuan Chang hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop Yan's next move. He is in alliance with Lu Bu, no matter how Lu Bu is a generation older than him, how can the matter between them men be implicated in women. Therefore, of course, Yuan Chang could not accept Yan's reparation. Besides, the reason why Lu Lingqi behaved like this was because Yuan Chang himself committed the same crime, and he wanted to trick Dian Wei and Lu Bu, and he was the one who suffered in the end.
"Mrs. Lu, there is no need to do this, this matter is still my fault. I often hear that Brother Lu's daughter has the style of a woman and does not lose to a man, but when I saw it today, it was so. ”
Yuan Chang praised Lu Lingqi with a smile on his face, and then his face changed, and he shouted: "Zilong, Ju Zi, Wen Yuan, Fu Yi, when you see Brother Lu and Hong Fei in such a situation, why don't you stand up to stop it, and you are still watching from the sidelines, you are really angry with me." Look at you, not only did you not stop it, but you also watched happily, how did you do your colleagues and subordinates? After you go back, each of you will write me an 800-word reflection, otherwise you will all be locked up for three days. ”
Hearing Yuan Chang's shameless words, everyone almost vomited blood, and it was Yuan Chang who didn't let them stand up and stop Dian Wei and Lu Bu from fighting, and now he wants to pretend to be a good person, Yuan Chang is really shameless.
However, being present is Yuan Chang's biggest, and when he says this, what else can others do?
At that moment, Zhao Yun, Han Sui, and Yu Ban rushed up to pull Dian Wei away, and Zhang Liao, Gao Shun and other eight strong generals went up to pull Lu Bu away. At this moment, the two of them were still confused, and they still shouted "come again" and "eat me a punch". Looking at the tragic situation of the two, everyone was close to each other, Yuan Chang was really cruel, it seemed that it would be better not to provoke Yuan Chang in the future.
"Okay, everyone has a lot of fun tonight, this time I'll be here first, and there will be more opportunities in the future. ”
Finally, Yuan Chang, as the host, announced the successful conclusion of the banquet. Everyone left after eating and drinking, although Dian Wei and Lu Bu had a fight, everyone knew that it was just a joke, so they didn't take it to heart. As for Tie Lang of the Tie family, he is not in the mood to intercede for his son at the moment, it seems that after going back, he must restrain his son and nephew to obey the law and be a man with peace of mind, but fortunately, his son is not guilty of capital crimes.
Dian Wei and Lu Bu were both carried back to rest and not mention it for the time being, but said that Lu Lingqi was still very unhappy in her heart.
It was Yuan Chang who was wrong, if Yuan Chang hadn't deliberately done this, how could Dian Wei and Lu Bu be drunk, and finally ask her mother to pull her to make amends to Yuan Chang, thinking of this, Lu Lingqi felt unhappy. Therefore, Lu Lingqi secretly decided that she must get this field back. is the so-called gentleman's revenge, ten years is not too late, Lu Lingqi is a woman, she can't wait a day. His eyes rolled, and he quickly had an idea.
After Lu Lingqi and Yan returned to their residence, they said that they were tired and wanted to rest, and after listening to Yan's advice, Lu Lingqi returned to her room and made up her on the bed, looking as if someone was lying in it. Then, Lu Lingqi quietly closed the door and left, and at the same time found a big wooden stick and prepared to teach Yuan Chang a lesson.
But how is Lu Lingqi going to teach Yuan Chang a lesson?
It turned out that Lu Lingqi had thought about it, Yuan Chang drank juice and wine tonight, and he would definitely go to the thatched house. Lu Lingqi has been in the Taishou Mansion for so long, so of course she knows the situation in the Taishou Mansion. Therefore, Lu Lingqi also thought about where to hide and sneak attack. When Yuan Chang passes by there, give Yuan Chang a stick, and her heart will be balanced.
Yuan Chang drank a lot of red yeast wine, juice and hot pot soup, so he really had to go to the thatched house.
Walking on the road, Yuan Chang thought of Lu Lingqi and felt funny. Just as he was approaching the thatched house, Yuan Chang raised his eyebrows, showed an indescribable smile on his face, shook his head gently, and then walked forward.
More than ten meters away from the thatched house, there are a few big trees there, if you hide here and sneak attack, it is obviously a good place, and Lu Lingqi is really hiding behind the tree, just wait for Yuan Chang to come over, and then give him a stick.
"Lu Lingqi's little girl has such a bad temper, I'm afraid it will be difficult to find an in-law in the future!"
Listening to Yuan Chang's whispering, Lu Lingqi's ruddy lips bit tightly, and she felt more and more hateful in her heart. If she hadn't thought about attacking Yuan Chang tonight, she probably wouldn't have known that Yuan Chang would say that about her.
When the footsteps got closer and closer, Lu Lingqi didn't think much about it anymore and secretly calculated the distance.
Five, four, three, two... Well, now is it.
When it was calculated that Yuan Chang had already come to him, Lu Lingqi picked up the big wooden stick and knocked it forward, if Yuan Chang was knocked, I am afraid that he would not be able to rest for three or five days.
However, after Lu Lingqi knocked it down, she realized that something was wrong, and it seemed that Yuan Chang's last step had not been taken. Raising his eyes, where was there someone in the direction of the wooden stick? And one step ahead, Yuan Changzheng was looking at her with a hateful smile, as if he had already known about her sneak attack.
"Ahh
Lu Lingqi just wanted to teach Yuan Chang a lesson, and she didn't want to harm Yuan Chang's life, so she only used thirty percent of her strength. However, even so, Lu Lingqi didn't hit the target, and her body still pounced forward by inertia, if she really pounced on the ground, she would break her phase.
Of course, Yuan is not a reckless man, how could he let this happen in front of him?
So, Yuan Chang took a step forward very enthusiastically and stretched out his hand to hug Lu Lingqi. He had already found out that Lu Lingqi was hiding here to sneak attack him, so he deliberately did not take the last step. He also knew that Lu Lingqi was dissatisfied with himself for embarrassing Lu Bu, after all, every father is a hero in the hearts of his children, so Yuan Chang did not blame Lu Lingqi.
It's just that things seem to be a little off.
Yuan Chang stretched out his hand to hold Lu Lingqi's waist, but I don't know if Lu Lingqi's body was too light and was resisted by the wind, and when Yuan Chang's hand was stretched out, it was not Lu Lingqi's waist, but a sensitive part of the woman. Yuan Chang hadn't reacted at the time, and when he hugged Lu Lingqi, he felt that he had caught something different, but fortunately, he pinched it with his hand, and it felt quite soft and full.
Soon, Yuan Chang reacted to where he had caught, a trace of cold sweat flashed on his forehead, and he secretly said in his heart that Lu Lingqi should not find out, otherwise his image would be ruined.
If Yuan Chang just picked up the wrong place, Lu Lingqi didn't feel anything. The point is, Lu Lingqi is twelve years old, and there is quite meat growing in the place where the meat should grow, Yuan Chang thought, how can a woman in this era develop so well? Of course, this qiē has nothing to do with Lu Lingqi, just now I thought she was going to fall, but she was caught by Yuan Chang, and her disgust towards Yuan Chang was reduced a little. Even if a certain part was caught by Yuan Chang, she thought that Yuan Chang didn't mean it. However, when a guy pinched it evilly, Lu Lingqi suddenly felt that someone had been plotting for a long time.
"Ahh
A series of piercing screams sounded, and Yuan Chang's image was already so bad in Lu Lingqi's heart that it couldn't be worse. Like a cat that was caught by its tail, Lu Lingqi jumped away in a few steps and looked at Yuan Chang angrily.
"Well, if I say it was an accident, would you believe it?"
Yuan Chang looked at Lu Lingqi with a little embarrassment, saying that he would not be so embarrassed in the face of Lu Bu, but at this moment, he was forced to such a field by Lu Lingqi, a little girl. If Lu Bu knew, it was estimated that he would praise the tiger father for having no dog and daughter, but if Lu Bu still knew what Yuan Chang had done, it was estimated that he would carry Fang Tian's halberd to find Yuan Chang desperately.
"You mean, shameless, lewd, bastard..."
Lu Lingqi's cheeks rose two flushes, and her beautiful eyes were already crystal clear, if it weren't for her strong temperament and endurance, it is estimated that she would have cried at this moment.
"I really didn't mean to, it's not a good time to talk about it, let's find a chance to talk about it next time, how about it?"
Lu Lingqi's loud voice just now thought it would attract people. If someone waits for someone to come and sees Yuan Chang and Lu Lingqi, the moon is dark and the wind is high, the lonely man and widow, and the woman's face is still full of shame, needless to say, she knows what she will think of.
Lu Lingqi naturally reacted, bit her lower lip, and threatened in a low voice: "You can't say this matter, otherwise I want you to look good." Also, don't try to escape, I'll settle accounts with you. ”
After speaking, Lu Lingqi ran away.
"What the hell is this!"
Yuan Chang shook his head and smiled a little helplessly. Speaking of which, he was the victim, and in the end he became a guilty person.
"Still, it feels really good!"
Thinking of the contact just now, ripples rose in Yuan Chang's heart again.
As for someone coming later, Yuan Chang naturally did not have a hard time coping with it.
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Feng County is the border city of Yanzhou and Xuzhou, and belongs to the territory of Xuzhou. However, when Cao Cao's army arrived, the county commander of Feng County sacrificed the city without saying a word. Tao Qian did not send reinforcements, relying on thousands of people in Feng County to block Cao Cao's army, it was simply looking for death.
And Cao Cao only regarded Fengxian as a logistics city, and the army was on the plain three miles away from Fengxian. Just from the camp of Cao Cao's army, it can be seen that Cao Cao did have a strong military talent.
When Cao Cao gathered his subordinates to discuss the Wusheng tent, Mi Zhu, as the envoy of Xuzhou, also drove into Cao Cao's camp in a carriage.