"Of course not, Mom knows that you have to get up early tomorrow to go to school, I'll make a long story short, I won't delay you too long, I'll let you go to bed after that. My mother's tone of voice was extraordinarily gentle, and it is estimated that the previous excitement had already been swept away.

"Mom knows that the three of you are about to enter the third year of high school now, and the time is tight and the task is heavy, and the pressure is extraordinarily high, but no matter what, Mom wants you to have a clear goal in doing things, know what you want to do, and know which way you want to go. ”

"Uh-huh. The three of us said in unison. In front of parents and teachers, as long as they start to say something big, the first thing to do is "mmmmmmmm

"Then let me ask you, what is the most important thing for you now?" To make a long story short, after such a big circle, when will she say that Zhong Xiaojie is in love, don't let me make up for sleep, let me watch a scene.

Banban: "Study hard. ”

Zhong Xiaojie: "Every day up." ”

Hey, these two guys are really tacit in their cooperation, so what should I say, will the words "eat and wait for death" be a little incompatible with their answer.

Me: "Be filial to your parents." ”

The two of them looked at me like fools, but I wasn't afraid, I don't care what you two think, and if I pat my mom on the back, I'll probably let me go to bed early.

"That's right, Coco said a lot, you must be filial to your parents now, this is the most basic principle of life. "This sudden compliment made me panic, can I go catch up on sleep now?

"Then let me ask you again, what should you do to be filial to your parents?" Xiaoban and Xiaojie replied. "My mom had a teacher's addiction tonight and asked us questions one after another.

Banban: "Help mom wash the dishes and do the housework." ”

I dare to say that it is a waste of water to let him wash the dishes, he must need someone else to wash it again after washing, if I remember correctly, he has never done housework, and the only time he cleaned was almost demolished.

Zhong Xiaojie: "Listen to your mother, be a good child, and don't make your mother angry." ”

"Yes, you're right. Do you know what you're going to do when you graduate?"

Me: "I know, it's supposed to be to earn money to support my family." ”

My mom shook her head.

Banban: "What's that? I think it's supposed to be to earn money to support my family." ”

Zhong Xiaojie: "I want to start my own business, so that my parents will not worry." ”

My mom shook her head again. "What each of you said is too one-sided, you should start a family, marry a wife and have children. ”

The three of us "oh............

I see.

I don't understand this, shouldn't it be a discussion about Zhong Xiaojie's falling in love, how can I talk about this, the future is still so far away.

"I tell you, it's easy for a man to start a career, but it's more troublesome to marry a wife and have children, you must be cautious when choosing a partner, and you must choose well, not to mention a thousand choices, at least one in a hundred. ”

If my mother was a teacher, she would have been expelled from school a long time ago, and when she talked about the big principles of life, she had to go around in such a big circle, and whose child was so good at listening to her nonsense.

Banban: "Godmother, I'm sleepy too, are you done?"

Finally, someone couldn't stay up before me, he, the person who had made up for sleep today, couldn't hold on, not to mention me, who had been wandering outside for a day, it was physically and mentally exhausted, and the most tiring thing was that I had to spend time to understand what my mother meant. It's a lot of work!

"Don't worry, I'll finish it right away, and then insist on it. This is really familiar, in the school those teachers who like to drag the class are like this to lie to us, but all the teachers who say this sentence, the teacher who does not delay the class by ten or eight points is nothing, there are no less than three teachers in our class who have this ability, and they can torture us to death every time, and there is no stable rest time between classes.

I can annoy the teacher in my studies, but now that my own mother is speaking, I can't stand up and point to her nose and say, "Shut up, don't say any more, I can't stand it anymore." ”

I can't do such a rebellious thing.

"Mom, do you mean that we have to study hard now, we can't take the wrong path, we can't be distracted, now is not the time to fall in love, and when we graduate, we must work hard while picking a serious object, and we can't be sloppy, we must pick well, it is best to choose carefully, and after picking a good and satisfactory one, we will get married as soon as possible, and then have a child, and then we will be busy with our careers wholeheartedly, right? Zhong Xiaojie said with a shy face.

"No, you misunderstood me, was my mother too tactful?" my mom asked rhetorically.

Banban: "Godmother, the meaning you expressed is very clear, that's what it means." Why don't you just tell us what you mean by that? "I guess Banban really can't stand my mother's nagging, yawning one after another, and the fight is endless.

"Aren't you three monkey kids usually quite smart, why are you so slow to react today............ How clear the meaning I want to express, I have already hinted to you very bluntly, you should find a partner as soon as possible! While everyone is busy studying now, you should hurry up, first start to be strong and then start to suffer, have you heard of it, and when you graduate, you have to find a job and work hard to find a career, and you will definitely be too busy to find a partner......" My mother said all the words in her heart in one breath.

Banban can't care about yawning, his mouth has opened into an O-shape, and Zhong Xiaojie next to him is also in a similar situation, parents with such advanced thinking may not be able to find it with a lantern, the word "enlightened" is no longer enough to describe my mother, too vulgar.

Unlike the two of them, I had already learned my mother's advanced thinking, but this time I was completely led astray by my mother's "lecture style".

I have to say that it is really a clear choice for my mother not to be a teacher, otherwise how many flowers of the motherland will have to be destroyed! Even if the students are willing to accept such different ideas, the parents of the students and the principal will not agree.

Zhong Xiaojie: "Mom, are you sure you're not joking?"

My mother touched his pig's head with great relief, and said with a smile, "Xiaojie, you did a good job this time, much better than your brother." The latest chapter of "I'm sorry, I don't want to live up to the Claw Book House" is free to read for the first time.