When Lao Hou came out, I had not yet formed an alliance with Banban, she snorted coldly at the two of us and left, as if she looked down on the two of us, so I wouldn't pay attention to this kind of menopausal aunt, she just walked around the corner of the stairs and I immediately turned around and went back to the class.

"Teacher Hou, Zhong Keyu has run away, come and catch him!"

I went, I was so careless that I forgot to pull out the nail that Lao Hou had planted beside me.

"You roar, what benefits did she give you, you are so loyal to her, did you give you any benefits, tell me ............"

"You're going to give me double?" Banban looked at me greedily.

"Then I'm afraid you're thinking too much, I just want to know how Mr. Hou won people's hearts, and I'll follow suit when I go back. ”

It is estimated that Lao Hou didn't hear this little traitor report to her, otherwise how could she stay for so long and not come back, or maybe she was too busy, you must know that the deputy director of the grade is not just a false name, it has real power.

The identity change is a bit fast, and in just a few days of hard work, Lao Hou and I have become enemies, and Banban has changed from my little brother to her little dog. There are really no eternal friends in this world, only eternal interests, I sighed to myself. In that case, let me go to the end of the world alone with a sword, and it happens to be one less burden.

I turned my head back to the class, and Banban hugged my thigh, "Squad leader, my good squad leader, let's form an alliance, in the future, the united front, we will be blessed and enjoy hardships together, and it is really okay to worship the handle! I don't care." ”

My mother has taught me since I was a child, I can't play with fools, I can't be contagious, I can't become a fool, I am the hope of the old Zhong family, I have to pick up the burden of life in the future, and support my family as soon as possible, I must not delay the pace of progress because of a pig.

Man does not fight with pigs. "Banban, for my mother's sake, I won't beat you, hurry up and let go of me, otherwise I'm welcome, be careful I can't control my temper and beat your big face plate bigger." ”

Ban Ban stood up suddenly, "What are you talking about, what are you talking about, you don't slap people in the face, you don't know if you scold people, I don't know if you don't expose your shortcomings? ”

I knew he would be angry, he hated people calling him a big-faced plate the most, once I went to his house to play, I saw his junior high school classmates have a girl write a sentence to her "big-faced plate", but he wrote a sentence after that person's name "From now on a passer-by!", now it seems that my idea is right, he really hates people calling him like this.

"What are you two little rabbits doing, you can hear your noise downstairs, if you don't want to go back to the classroom, go to the toilet, don't make so much noise on it, the office downstairs is falling white patent leather!"

Lao Hou looked at the two of us fiercely downstairs like an eagle, the two of us are little chickens, if she is hungry, she will swallow a mouthful, and there is no chance of survival, I am cowardly and spare my life like gold, she has not finished shouting I immediately ran back to the class, and there is a pig hanging on her lap. The potential of a person when fleeing for his life is simply invincible, and his strength is close to being infinite, and he is inexhaustible.

Thankfully, I, the pride of the sky, did not fall.

"It's so dangerous, Mr. Hou's temper is too weird, he wants to eat people at every turn, and his voice is still so loud, I really don't know how her husband endures it, do you think the two of them will quarrel every day at home, so the voice will be practiced so loudly. ”

Banban really has a lot of things to worry about, and he even thinks about other people's family affairs, and his curiosity and gossip are on par with the street aunt in her forties.

"I'm going to study, you can play by yourself, if you're bored, go take the blackboard eraser back and fix it." ”

Learning makes me happy, and I'm going to get back into learning and to hell with all the other miscellaneous things. Lao Tzu wants to study hard and get ahead, and in the future, he will go back to the No. 1 Middle School to be the principal, and Lao Hou and Lao Chen will be the top bosses.

Hahaha, it's happy to think about it, watching the students he taught climb above his head, Lao Hou's temper can't be angry.

"Hey, what are you smiling at, just study, as for being happy like this, I don't know and think you're spring. ”

I automatically ignored the ridicule of the pig's head class, after all, there is a difference between humans and pigs, and I can't play well with him in the future.

What a fortunate thing, people are so happy that they even breathe very happily............ Wait, this smell is not right, why is there a strange smell, who is farting!

"Who's farting?!" "yes, it stinks, it stinks!" "Who the hell is it?" ”

Everyone covered their noses and shook their heads, saying that he didn't let go and saying that he didn't, and they all made a poisonous oath that "whoever farts will never have a seasoning bag after eating instant noodles", and finally all eyes were focused on Banban's body.

It must be that he is right.

He said calmly, "The timing of this fart is just right, it's like a stroke of genius, so that you who were still dead just now are suddenly full of vitality, don't you want to shout 'one more' at this moment?" hahahahahahaha........................haha

In line with the attitude and principle that everyone is responsible for caring for the mentally handicapped, we all finally chose to forgive, this kind of fool is rare in society, how can it be regarded as a rare species, take care of it.

The fart man's skill is really hidden, the previous fart quickly spread out, and after we got out of danger, others began to suffer, either covering their noses, or holding their breath and concentrating, and Banban laughed even more happily after seeing everyone in this state.

The people around him accused the fart of being immoral and actually farted in public, Banban stood up and said, "Everyone calm down, I'll teach you a way, like me, take a deep breath... Inhale...... Exhale... Inhalation ......"

It turns out that there are more stupid people in our class than Banban, surrounded by poisonous gas, they really do what Banban teaches, and the fart smell of our position has long since dissipated, otherwise how could a person so poor and clean in Banban exhale and inhale heavily.

"Hey, this method really works, everyone try it quickly, I don't stink here. ”

Of course they don't stink, they are all sucked into your stomach, they stink, they stink! Seeing them like this, I am deeply worried about the future of the motherland, and my heart aches. Take a hundred plating "I'm sorry, I don't want to live up to the claw book house again" The latest chapter is the first time to read for free.