Chapter 16: The Ghost Lingers
I was already awakened by a nightmare, and at this time, I was frightened by Chen Menghan in front of the window, and suddenly half of the three souls and seven spirits flew away, and I almost didn't come up in one breath, and I was scared to death.
Stupid, I'm so completely stupid, wasn't Chen Menghan buried again by the evil mage, not only added a little beggar who was buried alive, but also poured cement on the grave, can this also come out?
After a few sharp breaths, I calmed down and was about to open my mouth to scream, but I found that my throat was so dry that I couldn't scream.
"Snap"
Chen Menghan moved, a flash, she jumped in through the window and appeared beside me, Chen Menghan's empty eyes looked at me, his nose sucked on me, and then he lay down beside me, and there was no more sound.
"This, this, this..."
My little heart has been struck, what the hell is going on, sleep in my bed? You don't sleep in a coffin, what do you do in my bed?
I can't accept this fact, because some of the words that old man Liu said to me flashed in my mind, and the old man told me that I and Chen Menghan have already had a secret marriage, so why don't Chen Menghan really want to be my daughter-in-law, don't, I'm a big living person, what if I marry a dead man as a daughter-in-law, who will like me in the future.
And Chen Menghan still has to suck my yang energy, if I inhale it once, I will lose my kidneys, and if I suck it a few more times, wouldn't it really be necessary to die of exhaustion and hatred?
I slowly moved my body, finally got out of bed, went out and drank a large jar of water, and then touched Liu Laodao's room, I didn't knock on the door, I was about to sneak in, but as soon as the door opened, I saw Liu Laodao looking at me in a thief's way, and I was startled.
"Old bastard, don't you know that people can be scared to death?"
I scolded Liu Lao Dao angrily, this bastard didn't sleep, he must have seen Chen Menghan, but he didn't stop Chen Menghan and didn't wake me up, he definitely wanted to see my jokes.
"Hey, little cub, you're young, and you've never tasted a woman, I thought you'd be unbearable."
Liu Laodao said with a smile, we usually scold and scold, and some verbal battles are our way of communicating.
"Dead old man, you, you, it's really shameless, that's a dead corpse, how do you know that the dead corpse knows, no matter how hungry and thirsty I am, I won't do anything to the dead corpse, old man, tell me honestly, this Chen Menghan's ghost is not gone, did you already know?"
I was dumbfounded at Liu Laodao, when did this bastard's taste become so heavy, it was a dead corpse, how could I have such a hobby.
"Isn't it normal for a husband to sing with a wife?"
"Stop, don't tell me the word this couple, my brain hurts when I hear it, so I'll ask you a word, do you want to sleep with a dead person in the next room every day?"
"If you don't like sleeping with a dead man, I won't mind"
"Old bastard, can you stop raising the bar, solution, solution"
"It's not like you're raising the bar yourself, okay, solve it, hey, it seems that there is no good solution"
"Bastard... Okay, okay, Uncle Liu, count me begging you, if I really suck two more yang energy, I will die, we have lived for so many years, we still have a little feeling, you can't watch me die."
I was almost by Liu Laodao, just raise the bar, and dare to say that there is no way to solve it, is this trying to blackmail me again.
"No, to be honest, the marriage of the underworld is not the same as the marriage of the living, it is extremely difficult to divorce and break up, the procedure is extremely complicated, one of the important points is to agree to the marriage of the Underworld Ancestral Hall, but you and Chen Menghan do not have a ceremony for the underworld marriage, and the Underworld Ancestral Hall has not reported, which means that in fact, you can separate from each other, no need to discuss, uh, no, you just need to discuss with Chen Menghan"
"Hehe, Uncle Liu, do you mean to let me discuss with that Chen Menghan?
I sneered and said, Liu Lao Dao is crazy, let me discuss with the dead, how is this possible, Chen Menghan, can she still talk now, can she still discuss? Isn't this a trick on me?
"Of course you can, what if I do it"
"If you do it, I will call you master, no, it's too much of a loss, if you do it, I will give you my private money for a year, not to the turtle son"
"Okay, that's what you said, wait"
A smile appeared on Liu Laodao's face, but I suddenly felt bad, as if I had fallen for this old bastard again.
Liu Laodao tossed and turned out a bunch of things from the broken temple, incense cases, incense candles, paper money, bells, and a newspaper, on which he wrote a lot of words, and then spread them on an offering table.
Subsequently, Liu Laodao lit incense and burned paper, took out a charm, and wrote a string of eight characters on it, I suddenly remembered, this is Chen Menghan's eight characters, her funeral is still handled by us, Liu Laodao naturally has Chen Menghan's eight characters, seeing this, I know that I am really pitted.
Liu Laodao burned the spell, and then rang the bell and shouted the name of "Chen Menghan", there was a gust of wind behind me, and when I looked back, Chen Menghan appeared, and his expression became distorted, staring at Liu Laodao, I immediately ran to Liu Laodao's side.
"Chen Menghan, I recruited you today, I want to tell you that people and ghosts have different paths, between you and Liu Jinyang, it is a misunderstanding, he is not the one who harmed you, and you are not his good match, I will take Guan Gong as a witness tonight, how about you get together and disperse"
Liu Laodao pointed to the statue of Guan Gong that was only half left in the broken temple and said to Chen Menghan, Chen Menghan's response was a roar, like a beast.
"Liu Jinyang, hold the pen, put your hand on the newspaper, see how Chen Menghan chooses"
Liu Laodao said to me, I muttered, isn't this a pen fairy game that is circulating in the school, I remember that Liu Laodao looked down on it after hearing about it, why did he play this today.
But I did so, took the pen and put it in the newspaper, and there were many words written in the newspaper, such as, yes, no, good, bad, etc.
"Chen Menghan, you can start, do you agree to get together and disperse with Liu Jinyang?"
As soon as Liu Laodao's words fell, I tried to move my hand to agree, but as soon as I used it, I was dumbfounded, there was a force that stopped me, and it began to move like that bad word.
I glanced at Chen Menghan, the hairs of the whole person stood up, I used the strength to eat, and the pen was cracked by me, but in the end, my hand still stopped on it.
"Why, Chen Menghan, you and Liu Jinyang are not husband and wife, he is a living person, you are no longer in the world, do you want to kill him?"
After Liu Laodao finished speaking, my hand involuntarily moved to the word "no", and then, I grabbed the pen and wrote the words "husband sings and wife follows" in the newspaper.
"Enough"
I suddenly had a flash of anger in my heart, left * over the pen, directly on the ground, and then roared at Chen Menghan.