Chapter Seventy-Two: Tell a Joke
"Stop!"
Just as Cui Shan's long sword was about to land on Ye Xiu's throat, a voice sounded in the distance.
When the voice first sounded, it seemed that the person was still far away, but when the aftersound dissipated, a figure had already appeared in the air.
"Demon Venerable ......"
As soon as they saw the man, everyone bent down and bowed their hands, looking respectful.
The person who came was the mountain lord of Thrush Mountain, the Demon Venerable White Jade Building.
Bai Yulou had no momentum on his body, and his face was calm, but everyone didn't dare to take a breath, even Cui Shan and Yin Ying, who were extremely arrogant just now, and respectfully bowed: "Lord Demon Venerable." ”
Bai Yulou didn't speak, walked to Bai Feng's side, stretched out his hand to put his hand on Bai Feng's pulse, felt it, and then slowly stood up and glanced coldly at everyone present.
In the end, his eyes fell on Cui Shan and Yin Ying.
A layer of cold sweat broke out on Cui Shan and Yin Ying's foreheads, and their whole bodies were cold, but Bai Yulou didn't speak, and they didn't dare to speak, let alone make any changes.
This is the power of the Demon Venerable White Jade Building, the first person in the Demon Dao.
"Bai Feng is not dead. After a long time, Bai Yulou opened his mouth and said the first sentence.
As soon as this sentence came out, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, especially Cui Shan and Yin Ying, who felt like they had turned around before the ghost gate closed, which was too exciting.
"Bai Feng is not dead, so you don't have to go to his funeral. Bai Yulou said slowly: "But this account can't be settled like this. ”
"Gurgle......
Cui Shan and Yin Ying's hearts raised their throats again, big brother, can we finish it all at once, I was shocked, it was too scary.
"I'll settle this account with the Ghost Queen and the Blood King. ”
After Bai Yulou finished speaking, he didn't pay attention to the two, but glanced at Ye Xiu and said, "You, it's very good." ”
After speaking, Bai Yulou picked up the white maple on the ground and stepped away.
When Bai Yulou left, a clear light flashed in Ye Xiu's seemingly cloudy eyes, Bai Yulou's "very good" meant that the other party did not suspect him.
It was in vain that he sacrificed his life and forgot about his death, sold miserably and pretended to be injured, and acted such a bitter trick.
Yes, he hit Fang Belong hard in the end, with one enemy and two enemies, it seemed that he was trying to avenge Bai Feng, but in fact he was acting, and even if he was seriously injured at the end, some of them were pretended.
It's true that he was injured, but to be honest, it's not very serious, not to the point where he closes his eyes and waits for death, and has no power to fight back, after all, he is also in the late stage of the force realm.
He did this entirely for the sake of showing people, for example, the disciples of Thrushcross Mountain who were present, for example, the Demon Venerable White Jade Tower.
Those in high positions are suspicious.
Although they did this seamlessly, the people's hearts were subtle, and no one knew what Bai Yulou would think!
Bai Feng was seriously injured, if he didn't show it, or walked out intact, it was difficult to guarantee that he would not be suspected by Bai Yulou.
Once Bai Yulou was suspicious of him, it would be very unfavorable to his next plan.
In case Bai Yulou slapped him to death with one palm in line with the principle of preferring to kill the wrong person than letting go, who would he talk to to reason?
Therefore, everything he did after that was to get rid of suspicion.
So far, it has been a success.
"Ye Shaoxia, we'll send you back. ”
Bai Yulou came and went in a hurry, and only one side was exposed, but this also means that this fight cannot be fought for the time being.
"Thank you, brothers, for inviting you to drink another day. Ye Xiu looked at the two Thrush Mountain disciples in front of him, smiled, and said weakly.
"Ye Shaoxia is polite, what Shaoxia did today makes my brothers admire. A thrush-mountain disciple arched his hand and smiled: "Since Shaoxia is a friend of the young master, then he is also our friend." ”
"Yes, it's a pity that I didn't kill those two bastards to avenge Big Brother Bai. Ye Xiu's eyes narrowed slightly, and in front of Cui Shan and Yin Ying, he said so.
Cui Shan and Yin Ying's eyes were cold, and they didn't speak, nor did they move.
Bai Yulou just praised Ye Xiu, if they forcibly killed Ye Xiu now, it would really not give face to the Demon Venerable.
Annoying the Demon Venerable, the consequences will be unimaginable.
So, they can only endure it. However, there will be opportunities in the future, and there is no need to rush for a while, let him jump for a while.
Hearing this, the two Thrush Mountain disciples smiled coldly: "It's okay, this revenge, we will avenge it sooner or later." ”
"Ye Shaoxia's injury is not light, let's send Shaoxia back to heal first. ”
"Thank you. ”
……
After returning to the Red Sleeve Building, Ye Xiu thanked a few people, then closed the door, pretended to heal his injuries for a while, and began to fall asleep, busy for a whole day, fighting, killing, and hard acting, all day long, even an iron man can't support it.
So, as soon as my head touched the pillow, I slept in the dark and did not wake up until midnight.
After waking up, Ye Xiu washed up, and then quietly went out and came to the small inn where he had met Jiang Ge and the others before.
As soon as he entered the door, Ye Xiu saw Jiang Ge, Shen Fangyuan and Mei Qingyu, sitting together talking about something, of course, saying that it was talking, in fact, only Shen Fangyuan was chattering there, Jiang Ge only nodded politely occasionally and responded.
Mei Qingyu didn't say a word, sipped the tea lightly, and looked cold.
But Ye Xiu could see that several people were very happy.
"Ye Xiu, you're here. Seeing Ye Xiu, Jiang Ge greeted him.
Shen Fangyuan also shouted excitedly: "Yoyo, our great hero is here, welcome, welcome, warm welcome." ”
"Polite, polite. Ye Xiu clenched his fists.
After a few people laughed and played for a while, Jiang Ge looked at Ye Xiu and asked, "Next, what should we do?"
Ye Xiu smiled: "Wait and see." ”
didn't sell it, Ye Xiu explained: "Bai Feng is seriously injured, with Bai Feng's temper, he will definitely not give up, he will definitely try his best to find the field, and then it will be the real beginning of the chaotic war." ”
"What about the Demon Venerable, won't you care?" Jiang Ge knocked on the table and said worriedly.
Ye Xiu said firmly: "No." In this battle, it doesn't count if you break a seven-kill door, Bai Feng is still seriously injured, the reputation of the Demon Venerable side has been greatly damaged, and he has lost face, if he continues to be a turtle with a shrunken head, what to say is to focus on the overall situation, even if the people below agree on the surface, they will definitely not be willing in their hearts, and their faces are gloomy. ”
"If you lose face, it's small, but if you lose your heart, it's a big deal. Once this face is not recovered, the following people will definitely think that the Demon Venerable is afraid of the Blood King and the Ghost Queen, and finally deviates from morality and turns to the side of the Blood King and the Ghost Queen, and the strength of the Demon Venerable side will definitely be damaged. ”
"Those who are in the top position can be dirty inside, but their face must be glamorous. Therefore, Bai Yulou will definitely do this by default, and even secretly support it. ”
Ye Xiu smiled lightly, his expression was bright: "This morning, after Bai Yulou appeared, he only said a few words, among them, he didn't say anything like asking the people of Thrush Mountain and the Demon Venerable to stop doing it in the future, which is actually the best proof." ”
"So, the war has just begun. ”
Ye Xiu finished speaking in one breath, took a sip of tea, looked up at the stunned eyes of the three of them, and wondered: "What, is my analysis wrong?"
After a long time, Shen Fangyuan complained: "Yes, it's all right, I just want to know, how does your brain grow, how can you think of anything, why can't I think of anything?"
After being silent for a while, Ye Xiu said seriously: "It shouldn't be a problem of the brain, but a problem of IQ!"
Shen Fangyuan was silent, and then said expectantly: "Alas, how can I be as smart as you?"
Ye Xiu answered: "This is actually not difficult, I have a good way, do you want to listen to it?"
Shen Fangyuan was overjoyed: "Really, what's a good way?"
Ye Xiu smiled: "You can, reincarnate again." ”
Shen Fangyuan: "......"
I can't play happily anymore.
"Ahem...... Jiang Ge lowered his head, coughed a few times, held back a smile, and said, "By the way, Ye Xiu, are you really a student?"
Ye Xiu replied: "Of course, genuine college student, if you don't believe it, let me tell you what you need to pay attention to in the Glory of Kings mid-list? How can you better develop obscenely? How did Yu Ji's equipment come out? How did Li Bai develop the fastest?"
Seeing that the three of them looked blinded, Ye Xiu continued: "Why don't I tell you a joke to prove it?"
In class, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "What famous words did Sun Shangxiang say?"
Xiao Ming thought for a while: "The eldest lady arrived, and ...... dodge them all?"
Teacher: "Get out!!"
Xiao Ming went out to the penalty station
After a while, the teacher: "I'll give you another chance." ”
Xiao Ming: "Do you want to make a shot?" ”
Teacher: "???"
Xiao Ming thought to himself, isn't it right?!
He also said, "Teacher, you should hit every shot." ”
Teacher: "I'm going to visit your house tomorrow night! Tell your dad to wait for me!!"
Xiao Ming: "The poor guy who wanders at night, all he can gain is artillery fire......"
Teacher: "You ...... you"
Xiao Ming is very helpless, is it not right?
So he said, "Ha...... Don't be too cool. ”
“……”
Jiang Ge, Mei Qingyu, and Shen Fangyuan looked confused, why did they still tell colored jokes?
"Does this have anything to do with the fact that you're a college student?"
Ye Xiu was puzzled: "Why doesn't it matter, aren't the current college students all young and old people who have left home and played a lot of games, if you ask where your skills are, who am I afraid of?"
“……”
The three of them said that their college career was not like this.
Ye Xiu coughed lightly twice and continued, "Why don't I tell you another joke?"
"Get out!" the three of them said in unison.
Ye Xiu looked innocent, why did you still scold people when you asked me to say it?
After a pause, Jiang Ge took the lead and asked, "Next, are we really not doing anything?"
Ye Xiu smiled mysteriously and said, "Not necessarily, in fact, I have a good idea, do you want to listen to it?"