I think that any student who wants to be admitted to the rocket class will not waste an hour of time to write a Chinese composition, for two reasons, one is that as a science student, our writing is not as good as we imagined, and it is inevitable to stumble after writing an essay, and the other is that Lao Hou's vision is too high, and the score of each essay is very low, and he shamelessly comforts us and says, "My requirements are much lower than those of the college entrance examination teacher, and I have taken care of you very much." ”

However, there are always people who will do the opposite, and I don't need to say that you must know that I am talking about Banban, and according to what I know about him, he may want to take the literary route, but his lack of ability deviates into the humorous and humorous route. It's better to be alone than to be happy, I picked up a sentence for you, "The morning sun bathes my face," at first glance it looks quite literary, with a little taste, but it's scary to think about it. How big the big brother's face must be! The sun can bathe in it!

I stared at his "beautiful essay" and giggled twice, this guy covered the essay like a thief, and said to me, "What are you trying to plagiarize, let me tell you, don't think about it!" I am counting on it to impress Mr. Hou in this exam, if there is a similar paper, then my two hours of hard work will be in vain!"

I don't dare to say if I can impress Mr. Hou, but if it takes two hours to write an essay of this level, and he only writes half of it, Mr. Hou will definitely not be able to move.

"Banban, for the sake of your godmother's face, don't blame me for not reminding you, if you really only plan to write such an essay to fool things, you might as well take a break as soon as possible, and a few multiple-choice questions may be higher than the essay score. "I'm kind of persuasion, and it's his business whether to listen or not.

"Report! Zhong Keyu plagiarized my composition. Banban lifted the trotters and drew the attention of the whole class............ I really want to blow up his pig's head, do you think you have less role and want to add some drama on your own, just add it, what are you dragging me for!

"What's the situation with the two of you, you've been eyebrow-raising since the beginning of the exam. The chemistry teacher opened his mouth, and the whole class burst into laughter, and the scene was almost out of control, and I don't know which stupid hat shouted "Together!"

Don't let me know who it is, or I'll kick him into the ordinary class, damn it, the exam won't stop.

"Teacher, I didn't plan to do a Chinese test paper, even if I had time to do it, I wouldn't be able to write an essay. "I can't bite him back when the pig bites me, but in this case I still need to defend myself, and I don't know how much of a storm it will cause when I copy someone else's composition in the first place in the whole grade.

The chemistry teacher flipped through the two of us several times and finally was convinced that there was no plagiarism between me and the pig's head class, but in order to stop the crowd, she asked me and one of the class to go to the podium to do the questions.

Ban Ban opened his mouth and said, "I'll go! No, it's unprecedented to go to the podium to do the question." ”

Then he was picked up by the chemistry teacher.

Congratulations to the pig head class for their debut in the C position, and the success of the play!!

When he was about to go up, he also vigorously explained to the chemistry teacher, "Teacher, it's not what you think, what I said 'I go' is not the 'I go' you understand, what I said 'I go' is a mantra, just a simple tone word, I am afraid of heights, I can't go to the podium." ”

I glanced at the podium, which was more than ten centimeters higher than the ground, and this drama spirit really dared to say, why didn't he say that he was dizzy and couldn't breathe!

Informal exams are informal exams, after a period of time after the exam, some people began to slack off, I glanced at the back rows of students to see the lively abound, now the whole class has about a quarter of the people like me are enjoying the performance of the pig's head class, half of the people are struggling to write, and the remaining quarter of the people are either biting the pen cap or turning the pen, it is estimated that the solution is blocked.

Tired of watching the performance of the class, I looked up at the clock hanging on the blackboard, so long time has passed, why is no one moving, I thought that I would do two questions casually, that guy couldn't help but start cheating, who would have thought that my science comprehensive test paper and mathematics test paper have been done for the most part, he is still so calm.

I began to count the remaining time on my fingers, and the more I counted, the more panicked I became............ Now I hope that the other classes can spread some good news, but don't let us down.

When I was anxious about the plan to "lure the snake out of the hole", the pig's head class did not stop, "Report! I saw our class leader gesturing below, I suspect that he is passing the answer to others, teacher, you had better get him on the podium, so that you can effectively supervise him and fundamentally prevent the occurrence of cheating." ”

In order to be famous, he really didn't recognize his six relatives, thanks to his gift, I finally knew what it meant to be "the sin that I want to add", and he is really a good hand when it comes to wronging people.

The chemistry teacher patted his pig's head, "As far as you have a lot to do, hurry up and write your own, it's been more than half a day, and you still have a few lines, and you don't have any nervousness." ”

Seeing this situation, I want to cry without tears, how did the good "lead the snake out of the hole" plan become a personal show of the drama spirit, the originally very serious pre-exam simulation has become a comedy, how can a "miserable" word describe the current scene.

Ban Ban Er sat on the chair on the podium and dangled around, like the kind of child who had just entered the kindergarten, giving him building block toys and chocolates could not stop his curious and restless heart, and he would not give up until the chair was shaken apart.

At this moment, the inspection team came, the chemistry teacher hurriedly got up, stood respectfully on the podium, and when the class saw that a teacher was coming, the heart of the original tremor took off directly, and stared at this group of teachers while turning the pen, as if he was a very bullish kind of big guy.

"What's the matter with this student? Why is he still sitting on the podium? A teacher from the inspection team asked curiously.

"Because I am relatively good, if I am below, the students around me will be suspected of plagiarism, in order to put an end to this phenomenon, so the teacher asked me to come to the stage to write the test papers. Banban said.

The drama spirit is the drama spirit, not only can you add your own drama, but also can adapt to the situation, in the haze I seem to see a beam of sunlight shining through the glass, bathing in the huge face plate of Banban.

It turns out that people are shameless, and they can really be invincible in the world. When Banban is not performing, he is a member of our ordinary world, and once he starts performing, the whole world is surnamed Ban. Take a hundred plating "I'm sorry, I don't want to live up to the claw book house again" The latest chapter is the first time to read for free.