On the last day of the old calendar year, that is, on the 30th Chinese New Year's Eve, Wang Jian was still sleeping on the one-meter-and-five-wide wooden bed that Zeng Jingrong had slept in, and he slept soundly when he was woken up by the sound of ping-pong.

Wang Jian turned over, wanting to continue to pick up last night's Spring 0 dream. In the dream, he had the courage to confess to his high school crush Li Yuanyuan, but the other party nodded shyly and agreed. Wang Jian was suddenly overjoyed, and couldn't wait to take Li Yuanyuan's hand and go to the park. While the two of them strolled, he looked east and west, trying to find the sparsely populated woods. The impermeable forest was quickly found by him. He couldn't help but take Li Yuanyuan's hand and get in, and his pants were taken off, however, at this critical juncture, Wang Jian woke up and was woken up by the sound outside the house.

This is the first time that Wang Jian has successfully confessed in the dreams about Li Yuanyuan that he has had several times over the years, and he is about to take the sky as the quilt and the earth as the seat, and jade will become a good thing!

However, at this critical juncture in his life, he was woken up by someone for no reason, and Wang Jian's heart suddenly burst into flames!

He immediately wanted to force himself to fall asleep, in order to pick up the interrupted spring 0 dream, but after a long time, the dream became more and more blurred, and people became more and more awake, Wang Jian had to open his eyes, and began to sigh helplessly:

"Alas, the school flower Li Yuanyuan was almost 'raped' by Lao Tzu, but it fell short!

Restlessly dressing and getting up, Wang Jian finally found that the culprits who woke him up were his second cousins Zeng Jingrong and Lin Xiaoya.

At this time, the second daughter was standing by the security door with four doors wide open, one with couplets and the other with New Year's pictures, and they were busy talking and laughing.

"Morning, sister, Xiaoya! uh...... That, you started hanging Spring Festival couplets so early?"

"It's still early, don't you look at what time it is, the sun is all on your buttocks!" Zeng Jingrong, who stood on a small bench and pasted a horizontal batch of "Fortune and Treasure" towards the lintel, gave her a blank look.

And Lin Xiaoya, who was standing aside and pasting double-sided tape on the four corners of a New Year's painting, pursed her lips and smiled, and said to him with a smile:

"Brother Jian, I'll give you a hot breakfast. What do you want to eat for breakfast? I boiled porridge this morning and fried a pot of mutton noodles, which can be eaten with mutton noodles. ”

"Ah, Xiaoya, did you also fry the mutton sister-in-law? Your mutton noodles over there in Gansu are very distinctive, I have to taste them!" Wang Jian was overjoyed when he heard that Lin Xiaoya had fried the mutton dumplings.

Since Lin Xiaoya moved over, Wang Jian found that the work at home was basically nothing to do with him and Jian's mother, and was completely shared by Zeng Jingrong and Lin Xiaoya. One of the two girls is responsible for cooking, one is responsible for laundry, one mops the floor, and the other plasters, making him and Jian's mother directly idlers.

"Okay, Brother Jian, then you can paste the New Year's picture. I'll give you the following. Lin Xiaoya said with a smile and handed the double-sided tape in her hand to Wang Jian.

Lin Xiaoya went to the kitchen to order mutton noodles for him, while Wang Jian stayed at the door and pasted Spring Festival couplets and New Year paintings with Zeng Jingrong.

"Why didn't you see her?"

"My aunt rushed to the torch field (on Chinese New Year's Eve, many places in the southwest countryside are called torch fields, which can be regarded as a kind of folk custom). Zeng Jingrong said.

"Poof-" Wang Jian sneered, "Catch the torch field?" Jiangcheng is a field every day, shopping malls, and supermarkets are not closed 365 days a year. She has been in Jiangcheng for more than half a year, and she still looks like Grandma Liu has entered the Grand View Garden - what kind of 'torch field', haha, it's really funny!"

"How can you forget the customs of your hometown for a while? Xiaoya and I also followed my aunt to catch the torch field this morning. Zeng Jingrong said with a smile.

"Then why didn't you come back with my mother?"

"My aunt told us to come back first. She also had to go to the farmer's market to buy some fragrant wax money paper and burn paper for her uncle in the evening. ”

"Oh......"

Paste Spring Festival couplets, paste New Year's paintings, paste blessing words...... With the joint efforts of Wang Jian and Zeng Jingrong, soon, the house began to be decorated with lights and decorations, full of a strong New Year's flavor.

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After eating a big bowl of spicy and fragrant mutton noodles, Jian Ma Zeng Yu also came back, carrying two large bags of things.

Wang Jianxing hurriedly ran up to greet him, took the New Year's goods from Jian's mother, opened it, and saw that it was full of melon seeds, peanuts, sugar, fruits and other New Year's goods.

Moreover, when you look at the packaging, it is a cheap product that is not high-grade and not very delicious!

Wang Jian suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, threw two bags of New Year's goods on the coffee table in the living room, and said to his mother with a wry smile:

"Mom, you're a million-year-a-year earner now, why are you still so button-and-nowhere to go? Can't you buy something a little more advanced, such as Dove, Ferrolie, or something like that?"

Jian's mother Zeng Yu glanced at him directly and said:

"I don't know what 'blessing' and 'ruining you' are! You have to buy it yourself! You have a bad mouth, you can't do it now, you start jumping with a little money! You don't eat it! I, Jing Rong, and Xiaoya, we have eaten!"

"That's it, who is rare for you to eat!" Giggle......" Jian's mother Zeng Yu's "number one follower" Zeng Jingrong glared at him coquettishly, giggled, and then reached out and grabbed a handful of loose melon seeds bought by Jian's mother, beep, like a squirrel peeling pine nuts, peeling them with relish.

Lin Xiaoya, the "No. 2 follower" on the side, also pursed her lips and smiled, walked to the two packs of New Year's goods that were still on the coffee table by Wang Jian, bent down and took an Alpine from the bag containing sugar, peeled it and stuffed it in her mouth, narrowed her eyes, and said to him:

"Brother Jian, it's delicious. It's sweet!"

"Sugar is not sweet, is it still salty?" Wang Jian rolled his eyes, put his hands in the pockets of his pajamas, and went back to the house to listen to the song.

Since Zeng Jingrong and Lin Xiaoya moved to live at home successively, he has "sadly" found that he has become more and more of the "grandma doesn't hurt, uncle doesn't love", the most "statusless" member.

Because, between him, Zeng Jingrong, and Lin Xiaoya, no matter whether it is right or wrong, his mother Zeng Yu will always speak to the two "future daughters-in-law" in her mind, and will always help the two "daughters-in-law"!

And when he quarreled with Jian's mother and had a quarrel, Zeng Jingrong and Lin Xiaoya would always stand with Jian's mother and help Jian's mother talk!

This made Wang Jian depressed, only feeling that "the family was unlucky" and "the husband was sluggish", and he wondered, did he go to the bookstore one day to buy a few copies of "The Female Ring", "Internal Training" and other things for the three women in the family to read? Let them learn the three outlines and five constants of the ancestors, the three obedience and the four virtues, so that they can cultivate the female virtues that have long disappeared?

But this idea, he can only think about it in his heart, if he says it, he is afraid that he will be "beaten to death" by the third girl immediately!

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Because the Tuan New Year's Dinner was placed on the night of Chinese New Year's Eve, at noon, the family did not cook many good things, but simply fried two meat and one vegetarian to eat.

In the past, because the house was poor and owed a lot of debt, Wang Jian and Jian's mother and mother ate relatively simple Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, cooking some bacon, cooking some sausages, burning a fish, and then stir-frying two dishes casually, basically counting the New Year.

However, this year is the first year for the two mothers to "turn over the serfs and sing", and it is also the first year of "prosperous livestock", "bumper harvest" in the family, and a year full of popularity.

So, not long after lunch, everyone, including Wang Jian, began to get busy for the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner in the evening. Cows, sheep, chickens, ducks, geese, fish, rabbits, steamed, fried, stewed, boiled, fried, the two mothers decided that tonight, the living room table must be full!

Stir-frying and cooking rice is the specialty of the three women, Wang Jian can't help much, so he can only help the three women on the side, and then take advantage of the three women's unpreparedness, take out his second-hand fruit 6SPLUS, open the mutant Douyin APP, and change the genes of the ingredients bought by the three girls in the morning to the torch field, and turn these ordinary ingredients blown out with feed, fertilizers and hormones into the top ingredients that are more delicious than pure natural wild!

Usually, the family basically eats three meals a day outside, and rarely fires at home, and the mutant Douyin APP in Wang Jian's hand that can change the genes of organisms is completely "useless for heroes", and there is little room for play.

Today's Chinese New Year, it is rare to cook at home, and there are no outsiders, and there is no need to worry about leaking the secrets, Wang Jian naturally has to cheat, and reward his family members who have worked hard and been busy for a year.