"Zhong Keyu, Zhong Keyu, I heard that Xiao Ming lost his temper in your dormitory last night, and even the door was removed for you. Lin Shucong dragged me out of the classroom early in the morning and asked happily.

Because of the cold wind last night, I didn't sleep well all night, so I could only lie on the table and rest on the table during breakfast time like Banban.

Speaking of this cool wind, I have to mention the door that has been smashed several times, and the story of it and Xiao Ming comes from this.

Xiao Ming is the teacher of the fourth class, and he is also the person Lin Shucong is most afraid of, and he has a deep relationship with the "Xiao Ming" that often appears in math application problems, because he also teaches mathematics. It is not difficult to imagine how enthusiastic the response would be when he shouted the name "Xiao Ming" that represents multiple meanings when he was talking about math problems in the class, for which Lin Shucong also slapped him, love deeply, hate, love from hate, so any gossip about Xiao Ming Lin Shucong never let go easily.

"Tell me what Xiao Ming did in your dormitory last night? Hurry up, hurry up, as the leader of the fourth class, I should have first-hand information. Lin Shucong's eyes revealed a particularly strong desire for knowledge.

"Wait a moment, let me take a moment............ Less than five minutes after the lights went out last night, all of a sudden, lightning and thunder thundered outside the window.................."

"Zhong Keyu, you fart, it didn't rain at all last night, where did the lightning and thunder come from!"

I was talking energetically, and Lin Shucong burst into a foul language that made me lose interest............ "Don't talk about it, you don't like to listen to it anyway, I'm going back to sleep." ”

Then I turned and walked towards the door of the classroom, and I didn't listen to the pull, and I just went back to catch up on my sleep.

"Listen, you repeat, as long as you avoid this kind of storm, lightning and thunder. ”

I was once again moved by Lin Shucong's sincere attitude, "In less than five minutes after the lights went out at night, your homeroom teacher came into our dormitory, and then the door fell, I finished speaking, at the request of your old man, I avoided all the links about storms, lightning and thunder, simple and incisive enough." ”

"Zhong Keyu, are you deliberately adjusting my appetite, what I asked you to avoid is the kind of exaggerated link you added yourself, you are good, save everything you can save, then I still need you to speak, I know what you said." Hurry up, tell me about it well, or I'll go to our class and ask the great god to surrender you. ”

"Great god?" "As far as I know, there seems to be no great god in Class 4 who can take a shot, at best, it is a group of small fish and shrimp.

"Yes, the kind that scares you half dead just by saying your name?"

I'll go, I've been in the No. 1 Middle School for two years, and I don't care about the head of the grade, I can still be scared half to death for a little god in your fourth class, who will be fooled!" ”

"Xu-Xiao-"

Before he could finish speaking, I quickly gaged him, that was a great god, it was a nightmare.

"Convinced?"

"Obey and obey, if the wall falls down, I will obey you. ”

"Then don't hurry up, tell the truth, don't omit or exaggerate, otherwise it won't be me who will stand in front of you for a while...... Hey, hey, hey. ”

I scolded Lin Shucong, a shameless scum bastard, in my heart, who dared to threaten me, and one day let me catch his handle and see how I can return it tenfold.

"Last night the lights went out less than five minutes, I lay on the bed and almost fell asleep, a few of them made a fuss in the dormitory, I don't know if the movement is a little too big, it happens to be Xiao Ming on duty, what kind of temper your head teacher should understand, Bang dang kicked the door open, when he kicked it before, at most he kicked the bolt behind the door to kick it, who knew that he kicked the door down last night. ”

"And then, didn't the old boy say anything?"

If I had a tape recorder, I would have recorded this, he dared to call Xiao Ming old boy, and he dared to shout this kind of disrespectful title, it was really boring and crooked.

Then he said stop making noise, told us to go to bed quickly, and said that it was really not strong. ”

"So you spent the night in a dormitory with no doors, didn't you?"

"Nonsense, I didn't sleep well all night in the cold...... "I went and suddenly felt like I was going to catch a cold.

Lin Shucong suddenly said to me with kindness: "That's really pitiful." ”

Me: "It's okay, I slept for a while, and I will catch up on the first two classes and listen to the last two classes." ”

"I mean, the door of your dormitory is so pitiful, so miserable, I was kicked to death by Xiao Ming. ”

"Get out of here, don't come to our class to look for me in the future. ”

It's so deceitful, the people in our dormitory are no more pitiful than that door, and the sudden drop last night almost didn't freeze me half to death. Sneezing ......

As soon as I sat down, the window against the wall was opened by Lin Shucong, "Zhong Keyu, you haven't told me how you handled that door, have you collected its corpse, have you erected a monument?"

"There was no monument, and it was cremated directly. Can you fuck off? You're not welcome in our class. I said, "I've grabbed the bread in my hand and thrown it in his face if he doesn't leave."

Banban crawled up sleepily, "What are you arguing about, you don't let people sleep in the morning." ”

Lin Shucong grimaced at us and ran away.

Peng Meijia said: "What's wrong with you two today, you stayed up late last night to do your homework?"

"How is it possible, just like my brother, how can a person who doesn't do homework during the day stay up late at night to write homework, Sister Meijia, don't think about it. Zhang Yiyi in the front row hit Banban's shortcomings sharply.

"Is there a sister like you? It's useless to talk about your brother. Banban stared at Zhang Yiyi, who turned around in front of him, with his hands on his cheeks.

"Sneeze ............"

"Zhong Keyu, you sneezed on me, did you mean it. ”

I sneezed a little, and I covered my mouth with my hands, and the class made a fuss at me.

"Brother Keke, you have a cold, I have medicine in the dormitory, do I want to help you get it. ”

Zhang Yiyi is not like Banban at all, she still cares about her classmates, so I still agree that she is with Zhong Xiaojie, "No, I will carry it for two days." ”

"You can pull it down, the door is not repaired well, every day you sleep and pour wind into the bed, I see when you have a cold. Banban said.

"What door?" Zhang Yiyi and Peng Meijia said in unison.

"Zhong Keyu, come to my office!" Mr. Hou's rough voice came from the door.

Oh my God!

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