Time flies day by day!

December 31.

The last day of 2008!

Xing Yuxin booked the room early as usual holidays, and was ready to go to the cinema in the evening to watch the first show of "People on the Road" and spend Chinese New Year's Eve with his girlfriend!

Half past eleven in the evening.

Come to the cinema.

Although he called early to book the tickets, Xing Yuxin was still startled by the people in the movie theater when he picked up the tickets!

There are too many of them!

Are they all here to watch "People in Embarrassment"?

When queuing to get tickets, Xing Yuxin pricked up his ears and listened attentively to the discussion of the passers-by next to him.

Sure enough, most people are coming for "People in Embarrassment"!

These people, like themselves, are all fans of Tang Yiyi!

Seeing so many people supporting Tang Yiyi so much, Xing Yuxin couldn't help but be happy.

After taking the tickets, buying popcorn and other snacks, soon, the movie theater announced its entrance.

After queuing up to enter the theater, I sat in the theater and chatted with my girlfriend while waiting boredly for the commercial to finish.

"Do you think this movie will be as good as 'Crazy Stone'?"

"Of course, it doesn't matter who directs it!"

"I thought you were directing this. ”

“……”

Xing Yuxin was about to fight back, but his girlfriend covered his mouth: "The movie has started!"

Hearing this, Xing Yuxin immediately began to watch the movie intently.

The first to appear was the brother of Shanzheng who played Li Chenggong.

Brother Shan Zheng first ate the things on the table unhurriedly, and then casually glanced at the three people sitting opposite him.

"Knowing you makes me believe that everything is arranged by fate, and perhaps God has long been destined to lead us through the darkness..."

"Now what I want to say is, what kind of sin did I create in my last life!"

"The national animation market is so hot, you actually showed me such sales performance. ”

At this time, the camera pulls down, and what is presented in front of the audience is the doll of Po, the protagonist of Kung Fu Panda.

This can be regarded as a small easter egg put by Tang Yiyi.

After all, Kung Fu Panda will have to wait until next year when it is released!

"Your IQ is really refreshing. ”

"And Xiao Zhang, you still have progress. ”

The camera turned to the person named Xiao Zhang, and the person named Xiao Zhang smiled proudly.

"Last year you were mentally retarded, and this year you were promoted to stupid!"

At this time, the audience who watched the movie laughed.

"And about you..."

The camera is given to a third person.

"I have always felt that there are two kinds of people in the world who are the most attractive, one is the kind of person who looks very beautiful, and the other kind of person is you..."

"Thank you for making me realize that long hair is a truth. ”

"You don't have to go to work after the Spring Festival!"

"Boss, this is my resignation letter!"

After saying that, he put it on the table and turned around and left.

"This is the best decision you've made this year!"

The screen freezes, and a line of words is written in the upper left corner of the screen.

Name: Li Chenggong.

Nickname: Big Big Wolf.

Occupation: CEO of United Doll Culture Group.

Then the screen turned, and the camera cut directly to the baby who played Niu Geng...

The television was broadcasting a report about the Spring Festival.

"Don't look at it, if you want to go home for the New Year this year, there will definitely be no drama!"

"You said that if you can go back, isn't it all decided by us, the main thing is this salary..."

"You see, it's all melamine that makes trouble, and how many dairy farms across the country have closed down! It's not easy for our dairy farm to survive, so how can I have any money for you..."

"Then what don't you give money, we've been working hard for a year, who isn't it for these two money?"

Then the two of them began to argue.

One wants money, the other doesn't want to give and says there is no money.

"I'll ask you one last time, yes or no!"

"Nope!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the door was kicked open with a "bang", and several employees with various guys in their hands came in and were ready to beat the boss...

"I really don't have any money, you see, I have IOUs here, if you really want money, you guys take the IOUs and get them back!"

In the end, the baby took an IOU from Changsha.

"I don't understand, why do you have to take the IOU in Changsha, it's only 20,000 yuan, and the one in Shudu is worth 80,000!"

"How much does Boss Li owe us in total, a few of us add a piece to only 20,000, and you want 80,000 yuan from others?

The baby criticized with a serious face.

"I tell you, people can not measure themselves, but they have to be kind!"

Name: Niu Geng.

Nickname: Cow Egg.

Occupation: Senior milking worker of Happy Milk Factory...

The picture turned again, Li Chenggong took his girlfriend to catch dolls in the mall and play, and then the two of them walked out of the mall with big bags and small bags and started talking.

At this time, the audience suddenly realized that this woman was a junior!

Scumbag!

At this time, the image of the two people can be regarded as the master!

One is the CEO, but he has a poisonous tongue and scumbag attributes...

The other is a small person, but beautiful and upright...

One of the two people is going to Changsha for a divorce, and the other is going to ask for accounts, and the purpose is very clear.

Then, the four big characters of "People in Embarrassment" appeared on the screen!

in the airport.

Li Chenggong never thought that his plane ticket was not first-class, but economy-class.

"How could it be economy class!"

"I'm sorry sir, that's how the computer shows it. ”

"Then I can add money to upgrade!"

"Sorry sir, first class business class is all full. ”

"Give me a window seat!"

"I'm sorry sir, this is for first class, and economy class is over there..."

Then go to the economy class queue, and in front of you is Niu Geng.

The first meeting of the two people...

"Is this to Changsha?"

"So am I taking a ticket or standing ticket?"

"How do you get to the platform?"

One question after another made the audience laugh.

"Young man, young man, this is the airport without a platform, take your boarding pass and ID card and go over there to go through the security check first, gate 2B, seat 13c, let's go." ”

"Brother, how are you going to leave this 2b?"

"You go through the security check first, and then you can find 2B!"

"Thank you!"

The screen pans to the security check again.

"Don't let me bring this, don't let me bring it, okay, I'll check it in later, why don't you let me bring milk!"

"I'm sorry, sir, it's a regulation of the Civil Aviation Authority..."

Niu Geng just couldn't do it anyway, and then he came to an operation that stunned everyone...

Finished drinking that big bucket of milk in front of everyone!

Stunned all the viewers directly!

It was the same when I first shoot!

Everyone in the crew was shocked!

Of course, after the filming of the plot was completed, the baby vomited directly...

And said that he would never drink milk again...

There's a shadow!

"Awesome! Wang Baobao is so powerful..."

"If I drink these, I guess I'll vomit!"

"Don't stop vomiting, I feel like I've had a shadow on milk all my life..."

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