What kind of turmoil is it?

What went wrong in the upper echelons of the empire?

The ministers and nobles, why did they collectively erupt in dissatisfaction?

Actually, it's still the same old question.

Zhou Ming, who is about to turn 28 years old, is still single and single.

And still going his own way, wandering around, and still not in a hurry?

The problem is that Zhou Ming is not in a hurry, but the ministers and nobles in the upper echelons of the empire are all in a hurry!

They put forward all kinds of speculations and came up with all kinds of methods, all for the purpose of helping His Majesty the Emperor out of singleness, and for the long-term and stability of this empire.

But Zhou Ming is not in a hurry, he just wants to find all kinds of excuses, do everything possible to delay that moment and avoid that problem.

What is often put on the lips is a sentence: "Think about it after the age of 30, after the age of 30, I will definitely get married, don't worry." ”

After the age of thirty?

Hearing this, the ministers and nobles were almost about to collapse, and they were so depressed that they were about to vomit blood!

At the same time, he strongly objected, insisted on and even knelt down and begged him to hurry up and stop delaying time.

But no matter how the ministers and nobles wailed and pleaded, Zhou Ming was unmoved, but played stealth, and ran away when he saw some stubborn ministers.

Even hid in some research institutes, and often did not see anyone for several months.

In this case, the ministers and nobles can only adopt some extreme methods in a vain attempt to forcibly reverse his mind and change his plans.

What's the solution?

It's hilarious and funny to say, and it feels extremely weird.

Zhou Ming had encountered it dozens of times, and he was deeply impressed by the brains of the imperial ministers, and felt full of black lines, crying and laughing.

For example, the music sent to him for review is not about national events, but all kinds of pictures of beautiful women that make the nostrils bleed, as well as adult stories written by some famous artists that make the lower body swell, and even said in the music: Those beauties in the pictures are 100% real people, and if His Majesty likes it, he can be summoned to the palace to serve Yunyun.

For example, one day he wanted to go to the toilet because of internal urgency, but as soon as the toilet door opened, there was actually a scantily clad beauty squatting inside.

"Sorry to interrupt. ”

Zhou Ming closed the toilet door and opened the door of the toilet next to him, but there was also a voice of "Your Majesty, come", and there was also a beautiful woman squatting inside, with more revealing clothes, a more open personality, and greater courage.

"Sorry to interrupt!"

Zhou Ming hurriedly closed the door, and after a distance of at least twenty meters, he opened the door of the farthest toilet, and it turned out that there was also a beautiful woman squatting inside.

In the whole toilet building, among the hundreds of toilets, there are actually beautiful women squatting in it.

In the end, he ran into a wooded forest and solved the problem of internal urgency by using unqualified open defecation.

After trying a variety of methods to declare it invalid.

The ministers have become more unrestrained and disciplined, and they actually put some tiger and wolf medicines, great tonics and some ingredients with aphrodisiac effects in Zhou Ming's daily meals, in short, to make him feel hot, to make him have a need, a strong need!

And after eating those hot foods, through the observation of the maids, even if Zhou Ming stiffened for a while, or stared at a woman for two more seconds, the minister would privately celebrate and cheer, and then even more frantically, arrange the beauty to the closest place to him, so that he could touch it at any time.

Even, on top of the routine early court once a month, all ministers and nobles who have reached a certain level will bring one or two beautiful women with them and stand in a corner of the main hall closer to Zhou Ming, so that he can see it at a glance.

And the ministers will take the trouble to remind: "If Your Majesty needs it, Your Majesty can enjoy these beauties at any time, and the ministers are willing to end the court meeting early to provide convenience for Your Majesty." ”

The above examples can show that in order to make Zhou Ming "interested" in beauty, the ministers and nobles can be said to have completely abandoned the discipline and competed to refresh the lower limit they could reach.

And Zhou Ming couldn't stop it, because in the matter of establishing the queen, the support rate of ministers and nobles accounted for almost 100% of the upper echelons of the empire.

Even Zhou Ming found that the more he wanted to be a single nobleman, the more beauties the ministers and nobles sent him, the higher the average quality, and even the kind of "peerless beauty" with a comprehensive score of more than 98 points in his eyes, actually reached 22...... It's much better than the "peerless beauty" he's encountered in all his previous copies.

In the face of so many high-quality "peerless beauties" that are within reach and can be immediately possessed with just one sentence, many times, Zhou Ming almost fell.

Many times, he considered giving up his insistence and succumbing to the most primitive desires on the physical plane to obtain the most primitive pleasures......

But.

Zhou Ming, who had long been out of low-level interests, still forcibly calmed down and did not let the noble ministers succeed.

Then he continued to find King Elsa and asked her to help with the return activities again and again.

Zhou Ming himself frequently played missing, and lived in the palace for no more than two months a year.

In this way, as the supreme emperor who rules over billions of subjects, his single record has been maintained until he is 28 years old.

This can be said to have created a record that is impossible for any emperor to break.

But this record will eventually be broken one day.

Especially when he saw this tall and thin minister in his thirties named Gibbon Brown, after listening to his words, Zhou Ming felt a sigh in his heart and felt bad.

As soon as they met.

Gibbon Brown arched his hand and said in a tough tone: "Your Majesty, it's time to stop, if Your Majesty doesn't get married again, don't blame the minister for being polite!"

There was a murderous aura in his eyes, and his arrogance was very arrogant.

Zhou Ming glared at him and reminded him, "Do you know who you are talking to?

"Not bad!"

Instead, Gibbon Brown stepped forward, held his head high, and directly admitted: "The minister is indeed threatening Your Majesty. ”

"You're not afraid of death?" Zhou Ming said with a strange expression, Gibbon Brown dared to say such a thing, and it was no problem for him to order the extermination of his nine clans.

"If the minister is afraid of death, the ministers will not recommend me Gibbon Brown to be this counselor, the minister is here, he is here with the determination to die!"

"What about your family, aren't you afraid of affecting your family?" Zhou Ming asked.

"I am an orphan and have no family, as for my wife and children, I have long been evacuated and are safe, and I am the only one you can kill, Your Majesty. Gibbon Brown held his head high.

"Oh, I understand," Zhou Ming nodded: "You are gambling, on the one hand, it is a bet that I will not necessarily kill you, and at the same time, after the persuasion is successful, you will be appreciated and valued for this merit, and from then on, you will rise to the top, and the official road will be bright." ”

"In addition, it doesn't matter if you fail to persuade you, you are the only one who dies, but your wife and children will be well taken care of, and you don't have to worry about the future at all, and when your children grow up, the ministers and nobles will also raise them for you, attach great importance to them, and use them to repay your dedication, so ......"

"No matter what the result is, for you, this exhortation of yours is a sure win. ”

Zhou Ming looked at him and said, "Are I right, Gibbon Brown?"

"Your Majesty has seen thousands of miles and is extremely intelligent, and the little minister's thoughts really can't escape Your Majesty's discernment. ”

Gibbon Brown arched his hand and smiled.

"People are very honest. ”

Zhou Ming was a little speechless, and said helplessly: "Why are you so forced to do so? What does it matter to you whether I get married or not? Can't you just stop?"

"Your Majesty, you are so smart, even if the ministers don't explain the reason, presumably Your Majesty, you should know in your heart, why are the ministers urging you to get married as soon as possible? After all, no one can calm down the interests involved, who told Your Majesty that your power is so high, your power is so strong, and your potential is so huge?"

"If Your Majesty is not Your Majesty, but just an ordinary mortal, even if you are a bachelor for the rest of your life, I am afraid that there will be no woman who will take the initiative to go upside down. ”

"Therefore, His Majesty's troubles are not given by others, but caused by himself. ”

Gibbon Brown gloated a little.

"There is a saying that is true, if you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight...... It seems that I really have to find someone to come and put it on for me. ”

Zhou Ming took off the crown on his head, looked at the crown, shook his head and sighed.

This so-called throne did not bring much help, but became an obstacle in his way, and he was a little ready to give up.

"It's too late, your majesty, the crown you wear on your head can't be taken off for a long time, and that crown only recognizes you, and no one recognizes it! We, the ministers and nobles, only recognize you, and no one else recognizes you!"

"Your Majesty, it's better not to talk nonsense, let's just say what should be said here, I want to tell Your Majesty, if you don't get married immediately, what will we, the ministers and nobles, do?!"

"Until His Majesty agrees to get married!"

Gibbon Brown smiled wickedly, revealing his fierce fangs.