Chapter 18 The people of the rivers and lakes are called Brother Lang

"I'm not dead, aren't you disappointed? But it's okay, anyway, you're going to die later!"

The insect master smiled, his tone full of resentment.

At that time, he fell off the cliff, broke his limbs, could not move, under the cliff, was eaten by snakes and rats, bitten by mosquitoes, lived a dark day, life is worse than death, thanks to his great life, relying on eating snakes, insects, rats and ants, drinking blood and dewdrops, there is no life.

Thinking of the days when life was worse than death, he hated to break Xiao Lang's body into thousands of pieces to relieve the hatred in his heart.

However, it's also coming soon.

Xiao Lang said disdainfully: "I could have killed you back then, and now, I can!"

The insect master laughed out loud and spat out: "Luohan, do you think that I am still the same as before?"

Xiao Lang shrugged his shoulders and said in a leisurely manner: "An ant and a salted fish, for me, there is really no difference. ”

"I give full marks to this wave of forced pretends. ”

Ye Xiu, who was hiding in the dark, complained silently.

The insect master snorted coldly: "Let's wait and see who is the salted fish!"

After speaking, the insect master opened the mobile phone live broadcast software and said to himself first: "Good evening everyone, my name is the insect master, and I want to kill someone today." ”

The insect master has never broadcast live before, so naturally there are no fans, so there are only two or three kittens in the live broadcast room, and they are all passing by to play soy sauce, and when they are about to evacuate, they suddenly heard the words of the insect master, and they couldn't help but laugh at the barrage:

"666, if the anchor really dares to kill, I will run around Zhongshan Square in red pants. ”

"Anchor, don't make trouble, your mother told you to go home for dinner?"

"Ahhh

“……”

“……”

"Pigs are stupid, dogs are tired, and you, you are dying by yourself, wait to go home and kneel on the washboard!"

A large area of crooked buildings.

The insect master ignored the ridicule of the barrage god, pointed the camera at Xiao Lang, and said: "His name is Xiao Lang, nicknamed Luohan, he is the person I want to kill tonight." ”

Xiao Lang was also interesting, tidied up his clothes, waved his hand and said with a smile: "My name is Xiao Lang, and the people in the rivers and lakes call me Brother Lang, Brother Lang will let you see it today, the salted fish has turned over, and it is still just a salted fish, and it can't make much waves." ”

The live broadcast room was boiling again.

"Anchor, it's immoral to deceive people, you say this little fat man, that little bit can stand the word Arhat. ”

"Hey, don't say that, there's a little bit of it, they all look like people. ”

"Don't say that, although Brother Lang has grown a little fatter, smiled a little obscenely, is a little shorter, his eyes are a little bigger, his nose is a little collapsed, his mouth is a little bigger, his neck is a little shorter, and he is a little narcissistic, but he is quite like a person. ”

Xiao Lang: "......" Are you sure you're talking about me, not a toad?

The insect master also glanced at the mobile phone screen, and immediately laughed loudly: "Xiao Lang, you also have today?"

Xiao Lang grinded his teeth and said: "Brother Lang, I have a good temper, it doesn't mean that I don't have a temper, you talk nonsense with your eyes open like this, won't your conscience hurt?"

On the barrage on the mobile phone, a line of "no" floated through.

"Insect Master, what are you doing slowly, aren't you trying to kill me?" Xiao Lang, who was sulky, sprinkled all his anger on the insect master.

"Since you want to die so much, then, as you wish......"

The insect master threw the phone, and a group of flying insects flew out of his sleeve, holding the phone firmly in the air.

The next moment, with a wave of his hand, two small crimson snakes burst out of their sleeves, as fast as lightning, and bit Xiao Lang's throat.

Say it, just make a shot, and there is no ambiguity at all.

Xiao Lang snorted coldly, flicked his fingers, and two wisps of qi shot at the head of the crimson little snake, and the two little snakes fell directly to the ground.

Xiao Lang smiled proudly: "Hmph, vulnerable." ”

"Really?"

The insect master didn't laugh angrily, snapped his fingers, and the two little snakes that fell on the ground swept towards Xiao Lang again, and nothing happened at all.

Xiao Lang sighed lightly: "It's quite durable, try my trick again." ”

Xiao Lang slapped it with a palm out of thin air, and as soon as the two little snakes jumped up, they were slapped on the ground by him with one palm, and in the roar, the asphalt road collapsed in an instant.

It can be seen that Xiao Lang's strength is great.

"Tsk, I'm not dead yet, I'm pretty tenacious!"

Xiao Lang felt that the two little snakes under his hand were still struggling, and couldn't help but rub them left and right a few times, and with a click, the hard asphalt road cracked again.

"Hahaha, you can't kill my two treasures. ”

Seeing this, the insect master laughed loudly.

Xiao Lang rubbed it vigorously, it seemed that the two little snakes were still alive, looked up at the insect master, and grinned: "I can't kill them, just kill you." ”

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Lang's legs bent, the ground exploded, and he jumped a few feet, and people pounced on the insect master like cannonballs.

The insect master shook the black trench coat unhurriedly, and then, countless centipedes, scorpions, poisonous snakes, and all kinds of insects and pigs that could not be named flocked to Xiao Lang like a tide.

"If you want to kill me, get past them first!"

Damn, are you a robot cat? Why do you have so many things on you?

Xiao Lang was stunned, remembering that when he started with the insect master half a year ago, he could only control dozens of flying insects and the like at most.

It's like now, as soon as it is shot, it is an overwhelming scene.

"Humph......"

Of course, these things, there are many things, he didn't pay attention to it, he roared, his true qi surged, a layer of golden light appeared on his skin, and a golden giant bell phantom shrouded his body.

"Dangdangdang......"

Centipedes, poisonous snakes, mosquitoes, etc. hit the phantom of the Admiralty, and there was a sound of gold and iron ringing, and all the Gu insects were isolated.

I have a bell to block all things in the world.

Xiao Lang, like a golden-bodied Arhat, step by step, walked towards the insect master.

The number of people in the live broadcast room of the mobile phone in the air, from two or three kittens before, has unconsciously broken through the 10,000 mark, and the barrage has taken off.

"Look, this centipede, this scorpion, this poisonous snake, it's the same as the real thing, this special effect, it's definitely ten yuan, not five cents!"

"What kind of movie is this, when will it be released, with this special effect, I will definitely cheer at that time!"

"Ahhh......h That masked man is really handsome, as soon as he makes a move, he is a little star in the sky!"

"yes, yes, it's so beautiful!"

"It's so romantic, so touching, the two must love and kill each other, in such an atmosphere, the two will definitely hug and cry in the end, and lovers will eventually become married. ”

On the barrage, the voices of a group of little fans and a group of rotten girls floated in.

“……”

A group of male compatriots floated past a group of ellipses in unison.

Poisonous snakes, centipedes, scorpions, what's so beautiful, and a little star, your little star looks like this!

However, seriously, if you ignore the centipedes and scorpions on the ground, just look at the colorful flying insects in the sky, under the hazy light, colorful and beautiful.

Ahem...... No, resolutely resist those who play handsome and pretend to be forced, and all those who pretend to be forced should be struck by lightning.

"That masked man is a villain at first glance, and the villain will die!"

"Upstairs, take a look at the giant bell on the fat man's body, the proper golden bell jar, and the iron cloth shirt, which is absolutely my great Shaolin disciple. ”

"Arhat descends to earth, excludes demons and guards the Dao, strengthens my great Shaolin disciple, and defeats the man who pretends to be a mask!"

A group of male compatriots automatically formed a united front to severely resist the man who pretended to be a mask, and supported me Shaolin is so fat.

If Xiao Lang knew that there were so many people supporting him at this time, he would definitely burst into tears.

"Only I think, those two little red snakes, are they so cute?"

"Yes, yes, I like it so much, I don't know what breed it is, I really want to raise two!"