Chapter 028: Is It Her, JK Lori?
There are many weapons on the ground, not exaggerated at all, swords, guns and axes, because there are everything, if these weapons are put in the shogunate era of a certain island country, the whole island will be unified long ago, how can there be any Warring States era, not to mention that these are all immortal weapons with aura.
But it's understandable, after all, the old man has lived for a thousand years, and it's supposed to be a bit old.
People are ready to flee to the ends of the earth, and all their belongings are not allowed to be brought with them?
But it's a pity.
At the same time, it also confirms a famous saying.
The saddest thing in life is that people die and the money is not spent.
No, it's been a lifetime of sneaking around.
It can't stop the wheels in the physique from rolling.
Don't stretch out your hand, you will be caught if you stretch out your hand.
Ye Fan roughly estimated that if he wanted to compare, the capacity of his small Qiankun bag would have to take at least five to fit these things on the ground.
However, by chance, a black bag appeared in his gaze, so that he could no longer take his eyes off.
According to the common sense of life in his two lifetimes,
If he's not mistaken,
Generally, there are only two kinds of things that can be packed in black plastic bags, one is the daily necessities that women must use every month, and the other is ......
Ye Fan approached excitedly,
Untie the bag and see,
A burst of red light came to his face,
He was almost blinded.
Ye Fan tried hard to control himself and not get excited, but the corners of his mouth still couldn't stop rising.
Sure enough, the guess was good!
God doesn't lie to me!
In the bag is what he thinks about in his heart, day and night......
Soft Girl Coins!
"I'm going to get rich! I'm going to get rich!
Ye Fan rubbed his hands tightly, and his whole body couldn't stop trembling with excitement!
Calm, calm!
But be a fairy,
It smells so good!
"Hey, who's that!"
Nezha looked sideways, and in his field of vision, Ye Fan was leaning over at the moment, with his hands in front of him, and his body back and forth...... Jitter back and forth?
He didn't react, so he had to push it.
"Huh?" Ye Fan woke up from his happy dream when he heard the sound, turned around, and realized that there was someone else beside him.
"How?"
"Have you ever seen a dzi glass plate...... Alas, forget it, since there is no sure and no one here, have you ever seen him use the vajra flag?"
"Vajra Banner?"
"It looks like a golden pu fan on the surface, the thin fan surface is wrapped with gold wire, and the fan is embroidered with landscape scenes, if it is injected into the immortal yuan, it will immediately become a half-human-high golden banner cloth, which is the top defensive artifact of Buddhism. ”
Ye Fan was stunned for a moment, then a different brilliance appeared between his eyebrows, and then he became sluggish and at a loss.
The expression of so many emotions happens almost at the same second.
He replied, "No!"
"Really?" Nezha gave him a suspicious look.
Stanislavsky wrote in "The Self-Cultivation of Actors" that the highest state of acting is to enter a kind of selfless subconscious and believe in the role you are playing.
And now Ye Fan is immersed in the big man he plays.
"Uh...... Is that good?"
Nezha couldn't guess whether Ye Fan was true or not, so he had to turn his head and continue to search, muttering in his mouth: "The Heavenly Court Law Enforcement Team obviously sent a message to me saying that the Vajra Banner was not found near Lingjue Mountain, and this thing is likely to still be in Ge Fangping's hands, how could it not be?"
"But also, if he had it on him, he would have used it a long time ago, and if he really wanted to use it well, I'm afraid even I wouldn't be able to break it. ”
As soon as he turned his head, Ye Fan's body began to tremble back and forth uncontrollably......
"I've made a fortune! I've made a fortune! I've really made a fortune this time! I've gone to Erlang God, and I've got a vajra flag!"
Nezha rummaged through it and couldn't find it, so he had to put the things back into the Qiankun bag.
"Let's go...... We still have something to do!" Nezha clapped his hands and stood up.
Ye Fan pointed to the sky and asked, "You're not going back?"
Nezha said: "Don't go back for the time being, first help the three virgins find Liuxiang, and then go back together!"
Ye Fan was surprised: "You also came to find Liuxiang, my mission to cross the Lost Immortal Book is also to find him!"
Nezha said: "That's right! My mission this time is to go to Meiling to catch the mountain demon, but when I went down to earth, the three virgins found me, and asked me to help her steal the incense of her son who went down to earth, and the mountain demon has been caught, so I took the opportunity to return the favor of the three virgins and help her find her son." It just so happens that I haven't been down to the mortal world for a long time, so I can take a good look at the changes in the mortal world. ”
Ye Fan said suspiciously: "Well, the Third Holy Mother, the son...... Isn't it agarwood?"
"Oh! Liuxiang is the second child!" Nezha had already put away the Qiankun bag, and at a glance he saw Ye Fan holding a black bag in his hand, and said vigilantly: "Eh, what are you holding in your hand, is it his? It's dirty!"
Poof!
Ye Fan's heart felt like a big stone had fallen.
He didn't care to think about the complicated relationship between the Three Holy Mother's family, he thought that if he pretended to pick up the bag casually, as long as the performance was natural enough, he could get away with it, but he never thought that he would be discovered by Nezha.
Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, he forced himself to calm down and said, "Uh...... I don't know, I just picked it up from the ground, maybe it was thrown by someone who didn't pay attention to hygiene! Really, I don't know anything about protecting the environment!"
"What the hell is it?" asked Nezha solemnly.
"That's it...... Some red ...... Paper!" Ye Fan said slowly.
"Huh?" Nezha wouldn't believe it so simply, snatching the bag from his hand.
Ye Fan was frightened by his sudden move, and his heart felt as if it had been pierced by the edges and corners of a stone, dripping with blood......
"Soft Sister Coins! Drop Soft Sister Coins! Blame me for not protecting you!"
Nezha opened it and took out a stack.
It is indeed a pile of red paper, and there is no spiritual power fluctuation, so it is a mortal thing.
"Okay!"
Throw it back to him!
Ye Fan hurriedly took it with both hands, for fear that if he accidentally fell out, it would be like putting down a heavy stone in his heart.
Are the gods so easy to deceive?
How did he know that Nezha hadn't descended to earth for hundreds of years, and he didn't know what these red papers with images of big heads were here?
Of course, it doesn't matter if you know it's money.
Will the immortals lack money in the mortal world?
Forehead...... Ye Fan is an exception!
"Then how are we going to find this lingering incense?" Ye Fan hurriedly asked, for fear that the topic would return to the soft girl coin.
"Liuxiang took the Xianmeng Pearls that he didn't know where to find them, and temporarily turned off his divine sense, so he could only rely on the deduction of the Linqing people to roughly determine his location, right there!" Nezha stretched out his hand and pointed to the campus of Beijing University not far away.
Ye Fan bowed his head and asked, "Then why didn't this second generation of immortals who had a good fragrance do it, why did they come down to the mortal world?"
"Uh...... This is a long story! As you'll see, we actually have a purpose this time. Nezha said.
"What?"
Nezha looked left and right, looked up again, and said mysteriously: "Look for the Roaring Heavenly Dog!"
"Ah, can you still lose the Roaring Sky Dog, isn't it all him looking for someone else?" Ye Fan said in surprise.
"Actually, the Howling Sky Dog that the Three Holy Mother asked before came down to look for Liuxiang, but somehow lost himself, and Erlang God didn't know about this matter, and always thought that the Howling Sky Dog was missing on a mission in the mortal world. Nezha whispered, "He was originally looking for a dog in the mortal world by himself, but recently there have been too many things in the heavenly court, and he has to go back to preside over the overall situation." ”
"No wonder I ran into Erlang God, it turned out that he came down to find a dog, so he didn't know that Liuxiang went down to earth privately?" Ye Fan thought to himself, it was indeed the most suitable to use the Howling Sky Dog to find people.
"Of course I don't know, you must know that the Howling Sky Dog lost himself in order to help the Three Holy Mothers find someone. According to the character of Erlang God's six relatives who do not recognize, he must not peel off Liuxiang, so Erlang God thinks that the task of crossing the Mystery Immortal Book is to find the Roaring Sky Dog, but he is not the actual publisher of the task, in order to take into account his influence in the mortal world, the content of the task is to simply find Liuxiang...... "Nezha explained.
That is, Erlang God thought that the task of the immortal book was to find a dog, but in fact it was to find a person, and you came to find a person, in fact, both the dog and the person were looking for it!" Ye Fan said.
Nezha wanted to pat Ye Fan on the shoulder, but the height difference was nearly twenty centimeters, so he could only stretch out his hand, then scratched his head, and said embarrassedly: "Yes!
"How complicated the affairs of the family are, Erlang God is so fierce and not afraid, Liuxiang shaves the child's head in the first month!"
"Family?"
"That's right, isn't the Third Holy Mother the sister of Erlang God, and isn't Liuxiang the nephew of Erlang God?" Ye Fan said.
Nezha had a black line on his face and asked, "Is this how the mortal world is transmitted?"
"yes! ”
Nezha didn't understand any TV series, but he still felt the need to explain: "The Third Lady is the daughter of the White Emperor, and Erlang God is the nephew of the Jade Emperor. When he left the incense to save his mother, Erlang God did a small favor, and the other two had nothing to do with each other, and the status of the two was very different, and the three virgins could not climb this relative. However, the Howling Dog has been going to the Palace of the Three Virgins recently, and it is said that it is because the Three Virgins have a new dog pet ......"
"Oh! That's it!" Ye Fan understood, otherwise how could he say that Romance killed people! Cao Cao could say that he had a black face, and Pan Jinlian became an adulteress.
"Let's go! It's not too early! let's go to Kankan first!" Nezha beckoned.
"That'...... What should I do here?" Ye Fan said, pointing to Ge Fangping's corpse, which was almost bleeding.
"Oh-oh! I almost forgot!" Nezha summoned the spear again, pointed at the corpse, and immediately burst into flames.
Although Ye Fan has seen a lot of scenes, he was really shocked when he suddenly burst into flames!
The figures of these immortals are really varied, and they emerge endlessly.
Although he was surprised, fortunately he was not frightened this time, and said instead: "By the way, do you need to change your body?"
Nezha is still wearing his lotus armor at the moment!
"Oh oh! I almost forgot again! Wait a minute, I'll find someone to possess. ”
Hearing only a sound, Nezha jumped up and disappeared in an instant, but fortunately, Ye Fan was used to it.
Just while he was looking for someone to possess him, he counted how much money was in the bag.
But before he blinked, a youthful and energetic little Lori wearing a JK uniform suddenly appeared in front of him.
"Let's go!"