Chapter 555: The farce caused by the bath barrel

Yang Wuyi is very cunning, he can enter the capital under the search and arrest of the army, to find this person, it is not enough to rely on Sister Shu and Tianfu, if you borrow the power of officialdom, maybe there is still a little possibility, especially this Su Zhengyi, who is decent, dedicated, dedicated, and in charge of the criminal department, it is more suitable for him to find it.

Su Zhengyi's eyes lit up and said, "This person has come to the capital, I will definitely send someone to investigate thoroughly." ”

Shen Feng smiled secretly in his heart, nodded and said, "It's troublesome." ”

Here, Qu Chuxian took a sip of tea and said, "Shen Feng, in a few days, it will be the day of the martial arts test, are you willing to participate?"

Shen Feng groaned: "I didn't want to participate, but it seems that it is still necessary to participate." Originally, he couldn't afford to participate, but he had already made up his mind to increase his prestige, so it became necessary to participate in the martial arts test.

Qu Chuxian showed a meaningful smile and said, "Then I'll be relieved." ”

What is this old man's idea, Shen Fengqi said, "What are you relieved of?"

Qu Chuxian coughed dryly and laughed a few times: "It's nothing, the emperor attaches great importance to this martial arts test, and intends to select good generals for Dahua to protect the country, you should know that this martial arts test can also establish the prestige of the generals in the army, if you can participate, I will rest assured, otherwise the Tang family may fall from here." ”

Wu Zi sighed again and said: "If that Tang family kid is still there, the Tang family will not decline, but it's a pity that a good seedling died on the battlefield because he was in a hurry." ”

This old man is talking about the eldest lady's younger brother Tang Ning, a rare general in a hundred years, if Tang Ning did not die, the Tang family would not be as good as before, although there is also a Tang Wei, but Tang Wei is not a general after all, although the Tang family won in the Western Expedition, but the credit is on Shen Feng, fortunately, Shen Feng is the son-in-law of the Tang family, the Tang family is also stained, and the prestige has also improved a lot, but the disadvantage is that the emperor is now planning to use Shen Feng for his own use, the emperor does not want to be bullish on the Tang family's power in the army, the easiest way is to separate Shen Feng from the Tang family.

One of the easiest ways to disassemble Shen Feng and Miss Tang!

This is something that Shen Feng will never agree, so he resolutely chose to offend the emperor, and resolutely chose to make himself famous, in the eyes of others, he is simply a fool, but those who are familiar with him know that he wants to enjoy Qingfu and does not want to get involved in the struggle of the imperial court.

The maid brought several times the tea to the two adults, and originally wanted to talk to Qu Chuxian about something, but because Su Zhengyi was there, she swallowed her stomach first, and talked about a few things that had happened in the court recently, Qu Chuxian suddenly said: "Shen Feng, your father-in-law is coming to the capital." ”

"Father-in-law?" didn't react for a moment, and then said: "Lord Liu is coming to the capital?!"

Qu Chuxian smiled and nodded: "Exactly, Brother Liu has made meritorious contributions to the governance of Shengzhou, and the emperor specially appointed Brother Liu as the head of the household department, and I am afraid that he is already on the way to the capital to appoint at this time." ”

"Lord Liu has been promoted, that's a good thing!" Shen Feng laughed, if the old man can enter the capital to be appointed, then he can help me in the capital, and the position is still the head of the household department, the fall of the old man Fu is only a matter of time, and then the old man can be naturally promoted to the head of the household department, and there are euphemisms - thinking of this, he suddenly pulled the place in his heart, and said hurriedly: "Is Lord Liu's family going to come to the capital?"

Qu Chuxian said: "Naturally, Lord Liu entered the capital this time, and he will not go back in a short time, and the mansion has been taken care of, so he will wait for Brother Liu to take office." ”

Wanci is also coming to the capital - remembering what the fortune teller said before, he suddenly felt a thorn in his back, and a feeling of uneasiness surged in his heart, Shen Feng suddenly frowned, wanting to prevent Wanci from coming to the capital, but it was not safe to let her stay in Shengzhou alone, but at the moment, her situation was in danger at any time, and it was difficult to protect others from using the people around her to threaten her, otherwise she would not have deliberately alienated Xia Cainu before.

Maybe the fortune teller is a charlatan, just a sensational, and his brain is eager to think about the good side, and now he can only take the euphemism into the house, after all, this house is still safe after all, with Yin'er and Ye Jiang's skirt, as long as you stay in the house, there will be no danger.

I can only do this, it's a big deal to spend money to invite a few more masters to protect the women around me, thinking that the euphemism is about to come to the capital, my heart is agitated, so that what the two adults are talking about, I didn't listen carefully.

After bidding farewell to the two adults, I was going to go to the next house to find Yin'er, and I was meeting Momiji on the way, remembering that I had offended Uncle Guangyin before, so I hurriedly dragged Momiji and secretly pulled it to the corner, and said sneakily: "Momiji, have you heard some rumors about the bath barrel recently?" ”

Momiji whispered, "What bath bucket, Uncle, what are you talking about?"

Shen Feng smiled dryly: "It's good if you don't, there are a few guests in the house recently, especially the uncle Guangyin, you must serve well, you can't make people think that our Lin family has no courtesy, I, as the aunt of the family, am also ready to say, so let's do it, tonight you prepare a bath bucket and send it to the Guangyin room, remember to write 'Shen Feng' on the bath bucket." ”

Momiji said strangely: "How can someone send a bath bucket, I heard it for the first time in my life." ”

You haven't been born by the sun, and there are many things you haven't heard, Shen Feng waved his hand and said, "You just do what I say, don't ask so much." "The taste of being an uncle is really cool, someone is calling, someone is serving, I don't know if the red leaves will kill the chicken and push the oil Thai massage-

His brain suddenly moved, and he hurriedly said: "Not only Uncle Guangyin will send a bath bucket, but tonight I will send a bath bucket to each of Yaoyao, Miss Tang, Ke Lan, and Yin'er." "General Shen sent the Guangyin bath bucket to apologize, and the other women were sent to throw bricks and jade.

Hongye's face showed a hint of strangeness, and said, "Fang Cai Xiaoyan has already boiled a bucket of bath water, so who should I give it to first?"

Shen Feng's expression became unprecedentedly solemn, and after thinking about it a few times, he gritted his teeth and said, "Give it to Miss Tang first, Miss Tang has worked hard recently, so I will give her this bucket of water first." "Let's take a look at the eldest lady first, if the eldest lady's breasts have grown recently, take a few more looks, if not, see her get bigger.

It's just a bath bucket, why is he so embarrassed, Momiji couldn't figure it out, let go of his doubts, and immediately went to prepare firewood to boil water.

Four beauties bathing together, how spectacular, now he came to the next house first, and now there is a door in the middle of the wall of the house next to him, which is specially for people to enter and exit.

Walking to Yin'er's room, he heard a dripping sound inside, Shen Feng heard a huge shock, and he was about to poke open the window paper to see, who knows, at this moment, Leng Ding heard someone shouting softly behind him.

"What are you doing here?"

Shen Feng's ears roared, his neck turned stiffly, and when he saw that it was a white-haired Doctor Grass Valley, his mind flew back and forth a few times, and he hurriedly whispered: "Doctor Grass Valley, come with me." ”

Cao Gu is simple-minded, and if someone else knows what this guy is doing, he followed him to a hidden place, and Cao Gu was puzzled: "General Shen, what did you say to me?"

Shen Feng said in a deep voice, "What did you see just now?"

Kusayaya thought for a moment and said truthfully, "I saw you poking open the window paper and looking inside the room. ”

Shen Feng said awe-inspiringly: "From the posture I understand that I am indeed as you said, but from my character, your statement is a bit irresponsible, do you think I am this kind of person." ”

Kusayaya said dumbfoundedly: "You seem to be peeking, but I don't think the general is that kind of person." ”

"Doctor Caogu really understands the righteousness, not superficial, with your kind of thinking, it is simply unreasonable for Tianfu not to elect you as the lord of the fast, the next time I run for the lord of the fast, I will vote for you. Shen Feng almost sobbed with gratitude, and then said in a low voice: "I ordered to save water in my house, and a bucket of water should be used many times for bathing, such as a bucket of water, which can be washed by two people, and then three or four people soak their feet in the bathtub together, and after soaking their feet, they will use the remaining water to water the flowers, so that they can save water and use the water for crops and farming, but I recently found that someone bathes every day and plays in the water every night, so I came to check it out, and once I found it, I immediately broke in and captured it." ”

Kusayaya was confused when he heard this, and smiled reluctantly: "The general is still so strict in enforcing the law in the house, which is admirable. ”

This can also be confused, are the people in Tianfu so lacking in heart and eyes, Shen Feng laughed a few times, sent her away with a few words, and then came to Yin'er's house again, quietly pushed the door out, but found that there was no one inside.

"It's strange, the tub is still there, why are there no people. "Muttered, I thought it should have been out, I saw that Yin'er was bathing privately, and I was going to ask her for an explanation, but I didn't expect that I couldn't find anyone, I didn't wash in the east and washed in the west, Yin'er was not there, isn't there still Miss Tang, wahaha.

With a terrible smile on his face, he hurriedly turned around and went to find Miss Tang's house, he killed all sides on the battlefield, left and right in the officialdom, and killed both inside and outside the shopping mall, while in his own house, he was too late to run back and forth, which could only prove that sexual happiness needed exercise.

Quietly came to Miss Tang's room, looked around, there was indeed no one, walked to the window, poked open the window paper, and saw a person sitting in the bathtub, because it was facing back, and the person sat relatively low, only the back of the head could be seen, and he didn't even take off his clothes, so he soaked in the bathtub with his clothes.

The eldest lady took a bath like this, even washed the clothes together, she was really thrifty and thrifty, so she simply washed it with me, Shen Feng smiled secretly, quietly pushed open the door and slipped in, who knew that as soon as she pushed the door open, she made a noise and fell a basin of water from the door, and was immediately drenched.

"Haha! Big fool!"

Hearing the laughter of this angry man, he hurriedly turned his head over, only to see the eldest lady standing behind the door, laughing and leaning back and forth, Shen Feng was stunned: "Miss, shouldn't you be in the bathtub?"

Miss Tang snorted lightly: "Your little trick has already been seen through by Miss Ben, so I tied Laifu to the bath bucket early, just to lure you into the trap." ”

At this time, the person in the bath bucket turned his head and saw his face, sure enough, it was Laifu, Laifu was tied up and down, with a reluctant and innocent face, and his mouth was blocked by a strip of cloth and couldn't speak.

was exposed on the spot, Shen Feng's old face was ashamed, he really wanted to find her skirt to get in, and hurriedly laughed: "Actually, I did it on purpose, in order to smile at Bo Hongyan, as I expected, the eldest lady smiled like a hundred flowers blooming brightly, in addition to passing on the ancestry, my second duty in life is to make the eldest lady happy, this basin of water makes me feel comfortable and excited." ”

Miss Tang's smile stopped abruptly and said unhappily, "Really?"

"Of course it's true, otherwise how could I do such a boring and vulgar thing, I am definitely 'well-intentioned' to you. "With the gift of sending a bath bucket, and then peeping, it is not a well-intentioned thing, but unfortunately with good intentions, I ran into an eccentric, and I was soaked, and I reached out to wipe the water droplets on my face, and said with a smile: "Miss, next time we will play, next time you will come to me for bathing." ”

Miss Tang pouted and said, "Next time it won't be fresh, can you still fall in one place twice?"

Shen Feng swore and said: "As long as the eldest lady is in front of me, I can step on a nail twice, no way, I only have the eldest lady in my eyes, alas, my eyesight is getting worse and worse, and I can only see beautiful women." ”

The eldest lady was shy for a while, and glanced at him with joy, but Laifu Ke was not happy, listening to Shen Feng's words, she was numb and admired, but she was also very anxious, her hands and feet couldn't move and soak in the water, her whole body was about to be paralyzed, and she hurriedly twisted and shaken.

"Hey, why is there a pig over there, the pig has learned to bathe, Miss, we don't care about him, I heard that there is a talking flower growing in the yard, let's go and see." ”

"What a talking flower, trying to lie to me again. Miss Tang said lightly: "I will go to Sister Yao in a while, and I promised my sister to go over." ”

How can I pull up the eldest lady, do you think that I can't fight 00 with 1, and I look down on your husband and me too much, this is not a war book, I will definitely fight tonight, Shen Feng coquettishly laughed, what was rolling in his mind, and the white turned yellow.

Which room are you going to go next - Yin'er should be back at this time, and when she went, she walked out of Miss Tang's room and decided to go to Yin'er's room.

When she was already married to Yin'er, she hurriedly ran to her room, pushed open the door and went in, seeing that her room still only had a bathtub, and in confusion, she wanted to go to Kelan's room again, and was afraid that Yin'er would take advantage of her absence to secretly take a bath.

"Just move the tub and bring it later. When he was in a dilemma, he smiled in his heart, and then bent down to carry the bath bucket, and before he went out of the house, a person came outside the house, and the two faced each other, and when they saw each other, they were all stunned.

"How are you!"

"Why are you again!"

The person who came was Uncle Guangyin, who was robbed of the bath barrel twice by Shen Feng, and it was the third time if you counted this time!