95, I want him! I want him!
Procter & Gamble Huaxia Headquarters.
The marketing director is choosing the latest product spokesperson for his new product, Rejoice.
The assistant provided him with several candidates, including a hot little fresh meat, a certain Xiaohuadan who starred in a certain costume TV series and was well received, and a former "first sister" who was a little outdated but in the entertainment industry in the Chinese film and television industry.
Several candidates are either handsome guys or beautiful women, and they all have a common characteristic, that is, they are all popular stars in China!
"It is necessary to consider popularity, but also to consider image, and more importantly, to consider the acceptance of spokespersons at all ages...... This is really a bit difficult to choose!" The marketing director looked at the few color photos printed out on the table, pinched his chin, cocked his orchid fingers, thoughtfully, and looked like he couldn't choose.
At this moment, there was a knock on the door outside the office.
"Come-inββ!" said the marketing director in a long voice.
The office door was pushed open, and a tall, pretty, professional-dressed girl walked in, who was the marketing director's female assistant.
"What's the matter, Christineββ?" The marketing director raised his head, curled his orchid fingers, lifted his gold-rimmed glasses with a gold chain hanging on the bridge of his nose, and asked his female assistant in a long voice.
"That's right, boss, I'd like to recommend you one more candidate. This person is an Internet celebrity, but although he is only an Internet celebrity, in time, as long as this person does not die, it will not be long before he will-"
"Wait, what...... Christine, what do you say?Influencer? I heard you rightββ?" The marketing director frowned, with a visibly displeased look on his face.
An Internet celebrity?I want to be the spokesperson of Piaorou?Did I hear it wrong?Or is today April Fool's Day?Piaorou has been in China since 89, when has she ever used a nobody?
The female assistant saw that she hadn't finished speaking, but she was interrupted by the director, and she was in a hurry, so she quickly took out her mobile phone, turned on Douyin, and turned out the latest short video uploaded by "Pink Cute Man", and quickly handed it to the director's eyes, saying:
"Boss, let's take a look first, see if it's suitable or not, and then make a conclusion. β
"Let's take a look. But, Christine, I can tell you, if I find out that you're wasting my time by recommending cats and dogs, you won't want this month's bonusβ" The director stretched out his orchid fingers, which were painted with red nail polish and comparable to a woman's hand, and poked the female assistant across the desk in the face, still prolonging his voice and snorting.
"Hehe, okay, okay! You can take a look first! The female assistant smiled and continued to persuade, not annoyed, because she had been a personal assistant to her gay boss for three years, and she had long known what the other party's "tastes" and "preferences" were.
The marketing director with gold wire glasses on the bridge of the nose, his hands on his shoulders, and the orchid finger at any time lowered his head and looked at the wide screen of the fruit 7PLUS handed over by the female assistant, only glanced at it, and suddenly his expression changed dramatically, and he pointed at the screen with an orchid finger coated with bewitching scarlet nail polish with a shocked face, and exclaimed loudly:
"Ahββ! want him!I want him!I want him!Chritine, hurry!Hurry up and contact this influencer!Height,weight,age,hobbies...... To give you a day, I want to know all his information in the shortest possible time, including the measurements! By the way, your bonus this month is doubled......"
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Hengdian Film and Television City, a large-scale costume TV drama crew.
The male number one, the female number one, including the female number two and all kinds of dragon sets, have already been decided, and the current male number two is missing.
The second male number has actually been decided, but unfortunately, not long ago, this sand sculpture died by himself, took 0 drugs, was reported by Aunt Chaoyang, and then was arrested by the imperial capital police in his own home.
Of course, the star crew didn't dare to ask for this kind of stain, and the crew immediately ended the acting contract signed with the other party as quickly as possible.
As soon as the news of the male No. 2 hanging in the air was released, for a while, all kinds of cows, ghosts, gods and snakes came out, and through various relationships and connections, dozens of candidates were stuffed under the director's nose.
This male number two, although he is not the leading actor, is not light in the play, and the role is positioned as a handsome guy, playing a role in seducing female audiences and increasing ratings.
"This is a relational household, this is also a relational household, the one behind this, only drank last month, and let me play for three days in vain with its popular tender 0 model, the boss of this one, the stock news revealed to me made me a lot of money in the past two years, and this face is not good...... Nima, this time it's really a problem for Lao Tzu!" Faced with the candidates recommended by various related households, for a while, the director didn't know how to choose, and he was quite embarrassed.
The casting assistant director on the side saw the director's embarrassed look, so he had a plan, turned on a mobile phone, and quickly poked his index finger twice on the screen, and then handed the mobile phone to the director and whispered:
"Director Feng, do you think this person is suitable?"
The director looked down and was stunned, and his first feeling was that he was so handsome! so handsome that he wanted to use a utility knife to cut off this face and stick it to his own face!
However, as a director who has been among the stars for a long time, he is basically immune to handsome guys and beautiful people. Although he felt that the person in the video was handsome, he quickly calmed down. He looked up and asked his assistant director:
"This, it can't be some PS, or special effects, right?"
Although he doesn't play much about Douyin, short videos such as slow hands - those are all things that poor dicks love to brush, losers in reality, can't ask for handsome guys and beauties, so he only has YY 0 lewd on the Internet, and chatted with 0 comfort - but, Douyin, the handsome guys and beauties in the slow hands are basically fake, they are all made up by makeup, filters and beautification, he still understands.
"No, Director Feng! The vast number of netizens with magical powers have already pulled out the details of this kid, just an ordinary person who has just become a small Internet celebrity! You see, this video he shot is very rough, there are no photography skills such as composition, lighting, etc., even the lens is shaking, it is unprofessional at first glance, and the background music is also a mess, at first glance, it is a rookie who has only been playing Douyin for a short time.
"And the background behind this video, look at it, Director Feng, it's just a broken community! This kind of person, it is estimated that it is not necessarily clear what PS is called.
"If you look at his other videos, they are all without makeup! The shooting techniques and shooting skills are also rough!
"However, this kid is precisely because he doesn't understand PS, has no money for makeup, can't even use filters and beautification, and completely goes against the trend without makeup, so he has such a super high popularity!
"You're so handsome without makeup, if you put on some makeup, put on some powder, and stand in front of the camera, hehe, Director Feng, the female audience isn't fucking licking the screen?" The assistant director "hehe" smiled, and seemed to have thought of the scene that caused a sensation among the national audience, especially the national female audience, after the "pink cute man" put on makeup and left the country!
The director hesitated, thought about it, looked at the names of the bunch of related households, gritted his teeth, turned his heart sideways, and said, since you are all giving Lao Tzu a problem, okay, Lao Tzu simply didn't take the usual path this time, didn't use any of them, and just used a newcomer.
"Then tell him to come to the audition. Time is running out, and investors have been rushing the progress. The director raised his head, returned the phone to the assistant director, and said conclusively.
"Okay, Director Feng! I'll get in touch. β
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PS: Today, I read the book review area and this chapter, and it turned out to be empty, and there was a single comment, so I was startled, and I thought everyone had abandoned me. I sent a comment myself, and I couldn't even post it, saying that it was being maintained, which has not happened for many years.
Thinking that the sensitive day is coming, I finally understood it in seconds......
The situation is difficult, the style of writing is easy to step on the line, and the last book of "The Layman" was shoeed with hundreds of thousands of words, and I also had to be cunning and leave a way back.
Therefore, please pay attention to my official number: blind half-body. If there is a chapter that is 404, or I am interested, and I want to write some welfare and make everyone hi, I will put the "blind half" in the public number!
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