Chapter Twenty-Six: A Day in the Life of the Great Diao People (2)

In an hour and a half, Li Yundao happened to study two brand-new cases in depth, and what Shili said happened to be the end. When they walked down the stairs, the twins were already sitting in front of the sofa and playing, Dashuang deliberately ignored the two people on the stairs, and Xiaoshuang only glanced at Li Yundao defiantly and shifted his gaze to the huge LCD monitor. But obviously the twins are a little absent-minded, just glanced at Li Yundao's little shuang, even more abnormal play, in the past, he was able to defeat the big shuang, he was forced into the corner by his brother's big move, and defended again and again, but he couldn't find a chance to make a move.

When I stepped down the last staircase, it was exactly seven o'clock. "I'll give you half an hour to eat dinner and listen as you eat. Li Yundao walked to the restaurant and turned on the TV in the restaurant.

The twins also seem to have lost interest in the game because of the appearance of this "fox and tiger" group, and they are indeed a little hungry, although their expressions are still a little uncomfortable, but they still sit in the restaurant under the unfamiliar music. The nanny of the Qin family had already prepared a table of dishes, because the old man had instructed Li Yundao to have the final say in this house, and it happened that people didn't want to take the initiative to provoke this pair of demon kings, so the dishes had already been prepared, but no one came to inform them.

Four people, just four dishes and one soup, two meat and two vegetables plus tomato and egg soup, not too much and not too little, but not as rich and expensive as living in this big house, on the contrary, there is some charm of hard thinking. The little nanny from Shandong is quite delicious when cooking, Li Yundao and Shili are naturally not so particular, and the twins seem to have long been accustomed to the taste and quantity of dishes, but before moving the chopsticks, Li Yundao's words hit the twins' appetite that they had finally brewed in front of this big man.

"Listen to the news while eating, and I'll test you before I go back to bed, and answer ten push-ups for one wrong question. ”

"Ahem......" The little double Qin Qiongjiu was choked directly, and she got better quickly, she just drank the soup in her mouth and sprayed the ground, but the little nanny from Shandong who was watching from a distance didn't dare to come up to clean up the mess on the ground, in her opinion, as long as the living demons didn't transfer the pranks or anything to her, thank God, and the other ones had nothing to do with her. The girl who came out of the countryside of Shandong looked at the teacher who had just entered the door for less than two days from a distance, some admiration, some worry, and more sympathy, because she felt that this teacher who was about the same age as her might one day in the future, she would encounter a similar fate as the previous ones.

Li Yundao ate quickly, and in less than four minutes, he had already eaten all the rice in the bowl, and half a minute later, Shi Li, who was a few feet shorter than the twins, also put down the dishes and chopsticks.

"Brother Yun Dao, who will wash the dishes today?"

Li Yundao glanced at the twins: "You two decide for yourself!"

The twins were choked again, and this time even the always steady pair couldn't help it, with a mouthful of rice and a dissatisfied face: "Wash the dishes? Are you mistaken? What are our identities? You let us wash the dishes?"

Li Yundao rolled his eyes and said: "What are your identities? You are two people whose grades are so bad that they are so bad that their morals are so bad that rats hate being human beings, and they are not as good as cockroaches, who can't learn, don't understand life, have no manners, and can't even wash dishes and run." ”

"You ......" snapped, Xiao Shuang was so angry that he slapped the table directly and stood up, looking at the posture and about to make a move, but when he saw the ten-force little lama beside Li Yundao who was eager to try, he was immediately deflated again.

"I forgot before, and I will add that you can't even fight and leave your grandfather, and you can't even eat, and it's worse than a beggar!" Li Yundao stared at the TV screen in the restaurant, while processing the news information in the news broadcast, he used all kinds of viciousness to stimulate the two small flowers that had bloomed in the temperature since childhood.

The little nanny from Shandong sat in the kitchen with her cheeks and looked frightened, she clearly remembered that the top student teacher of Fudan was not only beaten but also scared into a mental illness by the twins with poisonous snakes last time. However, it's just that she still doesn't know which side she needs to worry about.

Fighting and scolding, scolding and scolding and not winning, the twins invariably choose to treat the food as an enemy, eager to chew the "enemy" in front of them to smash and swallow and then spit it out and chew and swallow again, so it may not be able to relieve the hatred in their hearts.

The meal passed in the thick smell of gunpowder. When they put down the dishes and chopsticks, the twins just wanted to get up and leave, but were stopped by Li Yundao: "Wash the dishes!"

"You ......" Xiaoshuang pointed at Li Yundao's fingers, trembling slightly.

"I'll wash it!" the little nanny walked out tremblingly and took the initiative to clean up the dishes and chopsticks.

The twins invariably "snorted" and wanted to leave, but they were invariably pulled back by Li Yundao one by one.

"I could have asked her to wash the dishes for you, but you can't even say the least 'thank you', so you still have to do it yourself. Phoenix, you put it down and let them do it!"

"Wash it, huh!" The big pair of eyes rolled slightly, pulled the little pair together, and dragged the dishes and chopsticks into the kitchen.

"I'm ......" Mu Fenghuang was a little panicked, she didn't expect Li Yundao to really let the two young masters wash the dishes, it took a long time to react, and hurriedly rushed into the kitchen, "It's better for me to come, or to come......"

"Phoenix, you come out, you don't want to lose this job, you come out and do other things in peace, and the kitchen is left to the two of them to toss. ”

"Huh?" Mu Fenghuang obviously received the notice, and now the teacher in this house has the final say, and after walking out of the kitchen slowly, he still lingers at the kitchen door uneasily.

Sure enough, after a while, there were already three crumbling sounds in the kitchen, and it was clear that three dishes had officially died.

"By the way, I forgot to say that from next month, your pocket money will be received from me, and the broken plates and bowls will be deducted from your pocket money next month!" Li Yundao, who was leaning against the door, smiled harmlessly.

The twins screamed in unison, and shouted in their hearts: "God, why don't you come to the Heavenly Thunder to kill this goddamn bastard teacher......"

The threat of pocket money still played a lot of roles, at least then only a broken sound was heard, followed by Xiaoshuang's heartbroken cry: "My money, my beauty, my car ......"

At eight o'clock, Li Yundao spread out two large newspapers, and the two sets of ink pens and inkstones had already been purchased when he went out today.

"What age is it really practicing? In the 21st century, you still let us practice this thing? Now that we buy a popsicle, we use the computer to keep accounts, who still uses a brush?" Xiaoshuang looked sad and cried, probably not very interested in the brush. On the contrary, the big pair Qin Qiongju was disgusted on the surface, and his eyes were full of excitement.

Li Yundao wrote by himself, brewing love between three sucks, and putting pen to paper. But he only wrote two simple "one" characters, or just a stroke, horizontal.

"Just write this?" This time, even the enthusiasm in the big eyes was extinguished. Xiaoshuang turned around and wanted to leave. But he was stopped by ten forces in a dark red lama robe.

"Choose for yourself, either write or fight with him again!" Li Yundao turned around and waved his hand, "The size of the words must be the same as what I wrote above, otherwise, you will bear the consequences!" After speaking, Li Yundao took the little lama back to the study on the second floor, doing the same thing, practicing calligraphy, but moving the original things to be done every afternoon to the evening.

After Li Yundao finished writing the last word, Shili also happened to finish the last word.

"There is progress!" Li Yundao only said three words, and Shili was so happy that he seemed to have become a Buddha. Subsequently, Li Yundao threw Shi Li a few homework books: "Help them look at their homework, and make a mark with a pencil if they make a mistake." I'll go down and see them. ”

When Li Yundao appeared, the twins were learning the martial arts moves on TV to play dismantling tricks, and when they saw Li Yundao coming down, they seemed to be a little weak-hearted, and they all returned to the desk. Li Yundao picked up the ghostly newspaper and glanced at it, his face was expressionless, Xiaoshuang's hands were crossed under the table, a little nervous, but his face was still unruly and indifferent. "You do a hundred push-ups tonight before going to bed and do sleep. After speaking, Li Yundao picked up Dashuang's "work" again, and sure enough, Dashuang seemed to have some foundation, although the paper was full of horizontal, but it was much better than his younger brother's beauty. "You, do one hundred and fifty. ”

"What? one hundred and five? Why?" Dashuang couldn't hold back his temper this time.

"There's no reason, it's two hundred now!"

"You ......" Dashuang trembled with anger, and wanted to make a move at the sight, but the dark red lama robe appeared on his side at the right time.

"If you have time to grind here, it's better to take some time to correct your homework, Shili has already read it for you, and the wrong ones have been marked with a pencil on the side, look at it yourself, if you don't know how to ask Shili, he will explain it to you." ”

This time, the angry twins were dumbfounded: a big seven or eight-year-old kid helping them correct their homework for the third graduating class?

However, after getting the homework book, the twins could no longer laugh. Shili not only helped them point out the mistakes, but also pointed out that there was a simpler way to solve the problem in some science questions.

However, the little lama touched the little bald head that had grown a layer of fluff and said embarrassedly: "I can only help you see mathematics, physics and chemistry, but foreign languages are absolutely impossible." ”

Then, the big and small double poured seemed to be really stimulated by the children, repeatedly calculating each wrong problem pointed out by the ten forces, and sure enough, without exception, there were mistakes, even the little lama pointed out that there are two or three more convenient solutions to the problem, and there is indeed a more time-saving method. In an analytic geometry, the big double who used the wrong method before was stuck for a long time and couldn't figure out an idea, and finally couldn't help but ask the little lama for help with a verification nature. I can't beat it, and now I can't even compare to study, and I can't help but be a little discouraged.

When solving the last question, the twins looked at each other, and the eldest pair wondered, "How old are you?" Are you sure you have dwarfism and are pretending to be crazy and stupid to tease the two of us here?"

Shi Li pinched his fingers and calculated very seriously, raised his head and said: "If you count according to the time when Master Master took me back to the mountain, I should have been six years old, four months and twenty-three days, because there are several leap years in between, and it is more troublesome to calculate." ”

"But ......" Dashuang still couldn't believe it, if he really went to the level that Shili had just come out of, he could basically go to the best high school in Suzhou, and he would definitely be among the best, "Then who usually teaches you this?"

Shi Li pointed upstairs, with a happy look: "Of course it's Brother Yundao." Brother Gongjiao only likes to practice martial arts, and Brother Huiyou is both civil and military, but he seems to prefer cooking, only Brother Yundao likes to tell me stories and tell me all kinds of interesting things. ”

"Wait, wait, what bow horn, what ash oil you just said, who is it?" Dashuang seemed to hear something from the little lama's words.

"They are Brother Yundao's two own brothers. ”

"You just said that they practice martial arts, are they amazing?" Xiaoshuang seemed to be more concerned about the affairs of martial arts masters, and at this moment he was already thinking, if Li Yundao was really a martial arts master, then he must learn from his teacher, and after a few days, he would go back to school and clean up a few old opponents.

"This ...... I don't know...... "Ten forces don't lie, he really doesn't know, it's not powerful, only through the comparison of guò knows, ten forces have never seen the bow horn, Hui You and people do it, naturally I don't know how perverted the force value of the two fierce goods is.

"Compared to you?" Xiaoshuang is quite smart.

"That's naturally better than me, Master, I will have another five years before I can beat the yak on the mountain, but Brother Gongjiao can kill a cow with his bare hands, and Brother Huiyou can also, but after he has that gun, he doesn't use it much, he uses a gun. ”

"Empty-handed, gun-skilled?" the big and small pairs seemed to hear a fantasy. "You just blow it, fight the bull with your bare hands, and knock the cow to death? Do you think your brother is Ultraman?"

"Who is Ultraman, is he a master?" the little lama was puzzled.

The big and small shuangs laughed heartily, laughing so much that they couldn't lift their waists: "Yes...... Be...... , what a master!"

Children are children after all, and the twins seem to be more willing to accept the little lama who once beat them all over the ground to find their teeth, even though at the moment the little lama is forcing them to complete the "evening class" - punishment for push-ups. The big pair barely made forty and lay down completely, and the little pair made forty-five, and he also lay on the floor of the room and refused to move. In the end, Li Yundao only said, "You still owe fifty-five, you owe one hundred and ten, and Ming'er will continue to do it" and went back to the room to rest, leaving Shili to accompany the twins who were lying on the ground and panting with soreness and weakness.

"Monk, is your brother sick, why do you like to abuse people so much?"

Shili rolled his eyes and said disdainfully: "This is called abuse? When you were your age, the master had to make Brother Yun Dao run thirty kilometers on the mountain every day, and when he came back, he would do a thousand push-ups, so you felt abused?"

The twins lying on the ground looked at each other weakly, and finally came to a unified conclusion: it is true that the unfortunate childhood has left an indelible psychological shadow, but even if you have a shadow, you don't take you to torture the future flowers of the motherland like this!

Ten thirty. At the end of the last case study, it was the marketing case of Vanke's golden series, Li Yundao had been pondering this case after dinner, and he had to start admiring the middle-aged uncle who liked to challenge the limits of life in various ways, and wrote the last comment: "Or the meaning of life is to continue to create miracles, break, re-create, break, and continue to create." When he put down the pen, Li Yundao gently closed the book and muttered: "Without me dragging you down, maybe you would have started to create a miracle ten years earlier." ”

At eleven o'clock, the lights went off and went to sleep. Shili slept on the bed, and Li Yundao continued to sleep on the floor.