(Chapter 3)

Zhang Junsheng studied the Dao Sutra, and there is a book called "Pure Yang Yan Zhengfu You Emperor Ji Zhen Sutra", which contains a paragraph:

"I am the enemy, I am below now, you are above and above, and I am over, and he disturbs me, and there is no invincible. The enemy is on high and condescending. Our soldiers were under martial law, so they controlled my horses. The turtle is long, and the snake is afraid to swallow the tiger. Shake the other two armies, so that they do not stop. I feel that the soldiers are frightened, so that they will go high, do not go down and do not fight, and wait for their wind and rain, and in a moment, they will turn into water. The enemy is difficult to surrender, I am good at reason, so that he can be convinced, turn into beauty, and also hide the high base. ”

At first glance, it looks like an art of war, but in fact it is a book about the art of room.

It's not to teach you how to fight, it's to tell you how to fight, and it's all about "strategies to defend against the enemy"...

Of course, in addition to inheriting the things of the ancestors, the main thing is to carry them forward, so:

Gently twist and wipe the re-pick, and the green waist is the first neon dress.

The big strings are noisy like a torrential rain, and the small strings are like whispers.

Noisy and staggered, big beads and small beads fall on the jade plate.

The bottom of the flower is slippery, and it is difficult to go under the drift ice of the secluded spring.

The ice fountain is cold and astringent, and the condensation will not be silent for a while.

Don't have gloom and hatred, silence is better than sound at this time.

The silver bottle burst through the water slurry, and the iron rider stood out with the sound of knives and guns.

At the end of the song, beware of drawing, the four strings sound like cracks.

The east ship and the west boat were silent, and only the autumn moon in the heart of the river was seen.

Groaning and plucking the strings, straightening up the clothes and showing up the face.

Zhang Li's combat effectiveness is insufficient, her experience is zero, she has fought several times, and she directly begged for mercy...

There are poems: Men are greedy for women, and they want to break the wind and waves; women are afraid of Lang Xiong, and they also beg to stop their horses.

……

When I was young, I was full of longing for the opposite sex, and some would think that I would like to win the heart of one person, and the iron pestle would be sharpened into a needle.

Some people will think, 'I have no other hope in this life, I just hope that I can have more women...'

It's all normal, men, hormones are stimulated, not to mention beautiful women, even their right hands won't let go!

With the passage of time, people have slowly grown up and their minds have slowly changed.

I liked you at that time, not because: you had a car and a house. But that afternoon, the sun was just right, and you wore a white shirt...

Now, don't talk about a white shirt, you just wear a mink, you have to ask if it's rented!

Zhang Junsheng especially likes "Smelling Fragrance and Knowing Women", and he can memorize the lines in it.

"Live to be old, soak to be old"

"A woman's legs, whether they conform to the golden ratio or not, are passports to heaven between them!"

It's a pity that the film already has...

……

Zhang Li was asked by the director, so when she came out of Zhang Junsheng's room, no one said anything.

What, do you think someone will break the news?

You are trying, there is no regular media dare to publish!

Too dirty, you say?

Don't make a fuss, it's all like this.

Lao Mouzi is all involved with Gong Li, what happened to Zhang Junsheng sleeping with the actress?

Of course, both sides know each other, and at most they will be friendly.

Although Zhang Li is very good-looking, but the tablet, I looked down and saw the lower abdomen directly, a horse Pingchuan!

She will definitely not be able to act in "Feng * Ru Fat Buttocks", work hard and continue to walk in the direction of the moon end!

Today is going to shoot a bed scene, she is very excited, for the first time in her life!

And it's filmed with such a handsome director...

Then, when I arrived at the scene, I was a little confused, there was no interaction at all, so the two of them slept together with their eyes closed, and she was still wearing underwear...

Zhang Junsheng is talking to Duan Yihong, Wang Bo and Zhang Yi, mainly to pay attention to safety, after all, it was Xie Xiaomeng who was beaten!

"Old Duan, don't fan too much later, let's focus on acting!"

"Brother Bo, don't try too hard to pull your hair..."

These two goods are drama idiots, once they enter the state, I'm really afraid that they won't be able to control their strength...

I regret it, why did he play Xie Xiaomeng, he could play Mike!

"Don't worry, I'm measured!"

“… No, you're measured, but you can't be too fake!"

If it's too fake, the audience can see it at a glance, so what's the point?

The scene of being beaten is very scary.

Especially if the other party is still a person with an identity!

There are several negative teaching materials: Shuang Meizi's "Lonely Empty Court Spring Late", the scene of being whipped, but this whip is a little embarrassing, and it didn't hit her the whole time...

What's even hotter is that Shuang Mei is also pretending to be beaten in the face of this nihilistic whip, and she can feel the exaggeration of her acting skills across the screen.

Yang Tianbao's "Song in the Clouds", the scene of being beaten, numb throughout the whole process, the nerves on his face moved a little, and he was complained about by others...

Although the son of the plane didn't want to be an actor, he didn't want to be criticized for his performance...

So, when he auditioned, he was very serious...

Including being pressed in the toilet by the black skin, it's all true - of course this toilet is new, it's a prop, and the water in it is clean...

"Boss, why don't we borrow a seat..."

After the play, Fu Guangsheng was a little worried.

“… Borrow any bit, just shoot it, hurry up, damn it, it hurts dad!"

Wang Bo is careful enough, but it still hurts a little to pull his hair...

……

The lens was set up, Rao Xiaozhi gestured to a few actors, OK, and the filming officially started!

In the living room, there is a song of "A Chinese Ghost Story".

Duan Yihong, Wang Bo, and Zhang Yi walked in.

An open bottle of red wine and two glasses by the sofa, Duan Yihong lowered his head and picked up a towel and a pair of men's shoes on the ground at the door of the bedroom, revealing a faint light in the bedroom.

He pushed open the door and stood at the door, not moving, Wang Bo and Zhang also followed.

Duan Yihong was stunned in place, looked at it indifferently for a while, turned around and went into the kitchen, Wang Bo and Zhang Yi looked at it in a daze, and then Duan Yihong pulled out a knife...

"Lao Tzu hacked him to death!"

Wang Bo and Zhang Yi hurriedly rushed up to stop: "Big brother, don't be impulsive, calm down, killing people is a crime!"

Pulling the middle section, Yihong threw the knife out directly...

The kitchen knife was nailed to the bed, and Zhang Junsheng and Zhang Li were lying on the bed in disheveled clothes...

"Alright, it's over, ready for the next scene!"

Rao Xiaozhi controlled the scene, the props team checked the props, and Fu Guangsheng asked the three cameras to form a triangular division and set up the machines.

“Action！”

The toilet lid was lifted, and Zhang Junsheng's head was forcibly pressed into the toilet bowl and flushed.

Wang Bo let go of his head, and Zhang Junsheng hurriedly raised his head and gasped...

Duan Yihong's face was distorted: "Did you do it?"

Zhang Junsheng cried with a sad face: "I... Drink... Drank too much, I really don't remember. ”

Wang Bo pushed Zhang Junsheng's head into the toilet again and flushed it.

Let go, Zhang Junsheng raised his head and gasped.

"Not the right answer, think again!"

Zhang Junsheng was about to cry: "Big brother, I really drank too much, I can't remember." ”

Duan Yihong glanced at Wang Bo, and the latter continued the process: press Zhang Junsheng's head into the toilet, flush it, let go, Zhang Junsheng raised his head and gasped...

"Do you think about it?"

"Big brother, I didn't do it, I really didn't do it.

"Damn, you're a fool of me, and you're still going to do it if you're naked?"

"It's not..."

This time, Lao Duan did it directly, pressed his head into the toilet, flushed it, and let go...

"I want to think about it... I... I did it, I did it!"

"What the hell did you, you beast!"

He got up directly, kicked and scolded: "You wear my bathrobe, use my slippers! I let you do it! Let you do it! I will kill you!"

"Click!"

Rao Xiaozhi hurriedly shouted to stop...

"How?"

Zhang Junsheng gasped and asked.

“… Not intense enough..."

Rao Xiaozhi told the truth...