Chapter 72: The Pill Dissipation Pill
Wu Chunming blushed and reprimanded angrily: "You ask everyone present, everyone is studying the history of the Ming Dynasty, who can memorize the history of the Ming Dynasty word for word, if there is such a person, I will kneel and crawl in this room today! I call you a teacher!"
As soon as the words fell, I heard Ye Tianyu say: "Taizu opened the Heavenly Path, Zhao Ji, established the Great Sage, the Supreme Divine Benevolence, Wenyi, Wu Junde, and succeeded Emperor Gao, Yuan Zhang, the word Guorui, and the surname was Tsushi. The ancestors of the family were prosperous, migrated to Jurong, and then migrated to Sizhou. Father Shizhen, the first Zhongli of Haozhou. gave birth to four sons, Taizu Qiji. Mother Chen's, Fang Pregnancy, Oneiroi gave a pill, put the light in the palm, swallow it, and the aftertaste of the mouth ......"
Ye Tianyu gushed endlessly, not in a hurry, and even repeated the content of the first chapter word for word, everyone present widened their eyes and looked at Ye Tianyu with unbelievable eyes, it was too godly, none of them had this ability!
Ye Tianyu was obviously using his own actions to slap Wu Chunming's face, as soon as Wu Chunming finished speaking, no one could do it, Ye Tianyu recited it, and his face was beaten!
And as Ye Tianyu recited, Wu Chunming's face became more and more ugly, and it felt as if he had eaten!
After a while, Ye Tianyu stopped and said, "Martial Beast, I'm done reciting it, what's the matter, you have already lost, now please fulfill your promise and climb around!"
The bricks present were stunned, it was unbelievable that Wu Chunming would lose to a yellow-haired boy.
Even Wu Chunming himself couldn't understand that a dignified professor at Xiamen University would lose to a student, which was impossible!
Wu Chunming blushed, still trying to struggle, and defended: "Why! You despicable villain, you are clearly framing me, deliberately manipulating me, you memorized the first content of this book in advance, so you deliberately came to make things difficult for me, didn't you? You must have made a bloody effort last night, and you only memorized the first chapter until the early hours of the morning, right?"
Ye Tianyu looked at Wu Chunming's spittling and laughing: "Wu Screaming Beast, are you kidding me? Don't spew blood, okay! Obviously, after you came, you were the first to stir up trouble, and the competition was also proposed by you first, and one question and one answer was also in the form you specified, I stepped into your trap step by step, how could it be that I designed to frame you? You have to talk well, don't spew feces all over your mouth, everyone can watch it!"
As soon as Ye Tianyu said this, everyone analyzed it seriously, as if it was indeed the case.
Ye Tianyu continued: "What's more, didn't you say that I would only recite the first chapter of this era? I know that you are not convinced, I will let you obey it today!"
Ye Tianyu continued to recite downwards, and actually recited all the content in the "History of the Ming Dynasty" without missing a word.
When Ye Tianyu only recited half of it, Xia Ziyi couldn't help but interrupt him: "Okay Tianyu, we all know that you are amazing, you don't have to memorize it, it is a waste of time to memorize it any further, for the sake of Professor Wu is a well-known professor in this city, you just let him go, don't humiliate him anymore." ”
Ye Tianyu nodded: "Since Teacher Xia intercedes with you, I will spare you once and not let you kowtow, Wu Chunming, don't you hurry up and thank Teacher Xia!"
Wu Chunming was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Ye Tianyu to give orders to himself like a "teacher". This kind of attitude is what he used to do to his students!
However, this game is indeed lost, and it is a complete defeat, and there is no suspense at all!
Wu Chunming finally understood that today is really a master, Ye Tianyu can really even memorize the entire history of the Ming Dynasty, and if he asks again, it will be in vain, and he will be humiliated, it is better to accept it when he sees it.
So he hurriedly nodded at Xia Ziyi and said: "Thank you, Teacher Xia, you are so amazing, you are really a famous teacher and a high apprentice, let me Wu Chunming open my eyes! Well, as a sign of apology and respect for you, how about I invite you to dinner tonight? We can talk about our work, and I can learn from you about teaching. ”
After finishing speaking, Wu Chunming looked happy. I always wanted to invite Xia Ziyi to go out to eat alone, but today Ye Tianyu helped herself!
It's really wonderful to create such a good excuse for yourself, a blessing in disguise! As long as Xia Ziyi goes out on a date with him, Wu Chunming will definitely try to get her!
This thank you and apology hardly shows any sincerity, but it has become an excuse for Wu Chunming to get close to Xia Ziyi!
Moreover, Wu Chunming did not mention Ye Tianyu at all, but kept complimenting and flattering Xia Ziyi.
Xia Ziyi was a little shy, and hurriedly shirked it: "Teacher Wu, forget about eating, Ye Tianyu's talent is something I didn't expect, it's all his own ability." Among the students, it is normal for us to have some places that we can't imagine, since ancient times, heroes have come out of teenagers, let's leave this at that!"
"That's not good!" Wu Chunming came up and said solemnly, "The rice must be dropped, otherwise people will say that I Wu Chunming is stingy, I don't look like a teacher, and I don't show it if I lose, where does this make my face go?" Teacher Xia, you just give me a chance to perform, you won't give me this face, right?"
"This ...... Alas, okay!" said that, Xia Ziyi could only reluctantly agree.
Seeing Wu Chunming's shameless appearance, Ye Tianyu interrupted him: "Wu is called a beast, you wait first, why are you in such a hurry to invite a beautiful teacher to dinner?"
Wu Chunming turned his head and said with a look of disgust: "What's the matter?
"Of course there is!" Ye Tianyu sneered, "I just told you that you don't need to kowtow to me, but I didn't say anything else, you don't have to do it!"
Ye Tianyu originally wanted to give face and let this Wu Chunming go, but he didn't expect him to use the topic to play and want to soak Xia Ziyi, which made Ye Tianyu instantly dispel the idea of sparing him.
"What...... What, what other conventions. Wu Chunming suddenly had an ominous premonition.
Ye Tianyu said: "Three things. First, you should never appear in front of Teacher Xia, unless your work requires it, but when you see Teacher Xia, you must kneel down and bow your head, and your eyes must not glance at Teacher Xia's chest; second, you should kneel and crawl around in this room and admit your ignorance! Third, we Teacher Xia Ziyi should be the main person in charge of this archaeological work. ”
Hearing these three points, Wu Chunming was directly angry.
"Ye Tianyu, what do you mean! I'm a university professor, how can I crawl around this room and admit my ignorance to you, you don't want to get an inch!"