Before class in the afternoon, I put the blackboard eraser I bought on the podium, and the one that was originally scrapped was originally going to be thrown away, but I was reluctant to think about it, it was a lifetime before and after the saddle of our class, how could we cruelly throw it in the trash.

Kind and kind, I wrapped it with duct tape and put it next to the new chalkboard eraser, and the two brothers could be considered to have a good idea, so they would not feel lonely.

The learning atmosphere in the classroom was so strong that I couldn't breathe, and I was going to go to the corridor to breathe two breaths of fresh air in the first few minutes before class, and I still have palpitations since I experienced the poison gas bombardment in the morning, and I always felt that the air in the classroom was not as clean as I thought, but mixed with some unknown gas.

The placement test is coming, everyone is reviewing step by step, few people are as bored as I am to run out to breathe fresh air, even Zhong Xiaojie is no exception, I don't know if it's because of falling in love with Zhang Yiyi or what stimulation, he has been shouting to surpass me since the last exam.

I don't care too much about this first place, I just think that studying hard is just to compete for an illusory first place, which is too tiring and a waste of time.

"Hey, handsome little guy, are you lonely?"

Banban was like an old bustard, babbling around me with his unique coquettish atmosphere.

As a result, my only paradise in this school building was ruthlessly razed to the ground by him at this moment, and there was no grass, not to mention how desolate it was.

"Get out of the way! I'm not lonely at all, not to mention how fulfilling my life is, and I'm in a very happy mood now, but after seeing you, I'm greatly discounted, so can I ask you to walk out of my world mellowly." ”

I sincerely hope that it would be better for the two of us not to appear on the same screen in the future. With me without him, with him without me, such a plot arrangement could not be more appropriate.

Ban Ban leaned here with a dead face, "Heheda, I know you must be duplicitous, I don't know how happy I am to see me come over with you! Young man, you have to express your happiness, otherwise you will be suffocated." ”

"Don't bother you, I've been eating and sleeping well lately, and I'm in good health, and I won't suffocate. ”

Banban didn't give up, and didn't mean to shut up at all, "You eat well and sleep well, why are you still so thin, let your godmother see it and think I'm abusing you in school all day long!"

This sentence once again poked my pain, in fact, I have had a great dream since I was a child, that is, to become a fat man, preferably with a size of 200 pounds. That would give me a reason to eat more delicious food, and I could avoid the 20 minutes of running every day because I was too fat to breathe.

I have always felt that the world is full of malice towards me, everyone eats the same food and drinks the same water, why can some people grow meat inexplicably and easily become fat, and I have always maintained the same state, vertically not long, horizontal and not long, then my money for eating is not spent in vain, it is annoying to think about it.

Fat people envy thin people, thin people envy fat people, this world is so interesting, what you don't have is the best.

The dream that I forgot after working hard for a long time came back to me because of Banban's words, so sad!

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In just a few minutes, countless ideas of gaining weight and gaining weight emerged in my mind, what overeating, what to sleep when you are full, what to eat less and eat more, all appeared in my mind, but unfortunately they came at the wrong time, my brain is so big, where can I accommodate so many strange and boundless thoughts, so they chase the tail of the tail, the anchor of the anchor, and finally my brain is blank, heh, it is better not to come.

After some intense mental activity, the energy stored in my body was used up a lot, and less than an hour after lunch, I vaguely felt a wave of hunger coming at me.

After cleaning up the accident scene in my head, I felt a lot more comfortable, this special collision of ideas was too much, almost didn't kill me, next time you must bring a small notebook, think of a good way to gain weight quickly write it down, in case one day I succeed in gaining weight because of these ideas.

Banban's twittering pulled me out of the tip of the horns of how to gain weight, "Zhong Keyu, what do you say I should do next, since I won Lin Shucong, I feel a little lonely and defeated, this kind of life is too boring, it is not interesting at all." ”

I pondered for a moment and said, "If you feel really bored, you can swing a knife from the palace, so that you may be able to practice divine skills and dominate the first middle school, and then men, women, children, cats, dogs, chickens and ducks will all surrender to your feet." These words were so absurd that even I couldn't help but laugh when I said it.

Banban looked at me for a while with a dark face, and said, "Zhong Keyu, you fool, see that I don't kill you, pull out your little jj." ”

He was embarrassed to say this kind of thing, fortunately he was not in the classroom now, otherwise the group of girls would have looked at the two of us meaningfully when they heard it, and it was a trivial matter to be misunderstood by the classmates in his class, if it was spread out, wouldn't the majesty of my class president be swept away. If you're not careful, someone will go to Lao Hou to make a small report, and I don't want to be labeled as destroying the class style just because of such a joke.

"I'm back in the classroom, I won't hinder you from practicing your divine skills, I wish you an early success in your divine skills. ”

Banban grabbed my collar from behind and pulled it back, almost tearing off the collar of my school uniform, although it was not very pretty, but this school uniform was very expensive, and it was a lot of money to break it.

"Zhong Keyu, look at whether that is a physics teacher, my eyes are not good, whether I am wrong, but I feel that that person is him. Banban said.

"You let me go, you grabbed my collar and I'm gasping for breath now, how can I help you see if it's a physics teacher!" I said, this boy usually eats more than me, and naturally has much more strength than me, and I have a lot of trouble getting his pig's trotters off my collar.

"Probably not, didn't he say that he was going out in the afternoon when he made up the class in the morning? It shouldn't be him, even if it was him, it doesn't matter, didn't we say that this class was good for self-study. "After that, I took the class to the classroom, and the class started immediately, and if I continued to stay outside, I might be discovered by the old marquis again, so it would be better to slip away first.

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