"Can yoga work? I've been practicing it for so long. ”

"Can you practice fishing for three days and drying nets for two days?"

"You've only been fishing for three days and drying nets for two days, I'...... I ......"

"Practice three or four times a month? lazy dog, don't force me to poke you out. ”

Shen Lu was said to be in the sore spot, and immediately exploded, "Ah, Ye Zhi, don't go too far, I'll tell you, be careful that I beat you, you can't beat me." ”

"Everyone is a civilized person, can you talk about quality. ”

"You can't beat me. ”

"Can you stop hitting people at every turn, it's the 21st century now, okay?"

"You can't beat me. ”

"Lulu, we are all highly educated people, we can't do this. ”

"You can't beat me. ”

“……”

Okay, Ye Zhi stopped talking, he decided not to do the humiliating thing, Shen Lu's force value, he still had a rough assessment in his heart, although he himself also went to learn some fighting skills or something, but he was really going to fight......

may be abused by her with one hand.

Unless he uses overclocking mode and carefully analyzes her every move, he will have any hope of winning.

But......

Turning on overclocking to beat his wife, Ye Zhiguang felt embarrassed just thinking about it.

On the first day of the Spring Festival, Ye Zhi chose to rest at home, occasionally dealing with some company business, and quietly helping his parents do some housework at home, and reading books and teasing the dog after doing housework.

Pudding, when Xixi is away, it's really sticky to him.

And Shen Lu ......

She is still 'unrepentant' playing 'eating chicken', and now she has given up the glory of the king, completely addicted to eating chicken, every time she 'eats chicken', she will start a live broadcast, and on the first day of the new year, she also started a live broadcast to play games, which is simply more dedicated than other professional game anchors.

However, dedication is dedication, and dishes are dishes.

Her level has not improved because of her professionalism, although she has made some progress in playing compared to before, she is still so good, and even Shen Lu herself doesn't understand why she can always find some very inexplicable ways to die in 'Eating Chicken'.

Such as?

Others ride a motorcycle downhill, and when they reach the bottom of the slope, they turn over and get off the motorcycle.

Shen Lu rode a motorcycle downhill, and when he reached the bottom of the slope, he turned over at the wrong angle and folded himself.

Others went into the toilet to hide, with guns in their hands, and as soon as someone appeared, they immediately rushed out and handsome shots.

Shen Lu also learned from others to go into the toilet to hide, holding a gun in his hand, as soon as someone ...... No, the person hadn't shown up yet, she only saw a grenade fall in the toilet, and then, she was cold, not only cold, but this chicken was really realistic, and the corpse was covered with.

The state of death is called a 'heroic'.

It was so strong that Shen Lu had the heart to retreat, but the people in the live broadcast room were quite happy.

"66666, the most sassy death in history, I don't know what to say. ”

"Woo woo woo woo ~ ~ distressed, Lulu, you still have to spend money to buy a hanger, being found to be surrounded is better than your current death. ”

"Hahaha, I can't hold it, I can't hold it back, this Lulu is poisonous, the brother who threw the grenade, I just want to say...... It's really TM beautiful, it's really. ”

"Lulu, I advise you to be kind, what good will it do you to laugh at me?"

"Goddess Lulu, do you want to inherit my Ant Huabei? ”

"The little girl is so beautiful, she is such a retard, it's a pity~~~"

"Lulu, go and publish a book, title: On Lulu's One Hundred Ways to Die for Eating Chicken. ”

"Awesome duckskin, I really want to know how she managed to do it. ”

"The most terrifying thing is not that the way to die is so strange, do you know what the most terrible is?The most terrible thing is that even so, Lulu didn't give up eating chicken, she is the most persistent female chicken player I've ever seen, hahahaha~~~"

Shen Lu looked at these barrages really, and she was really wronged, so she used her nirvana, "Damn! Damn! all bully me, you all bully me." Pig ~~~ head ~~~ I was bullied and took me to a double row. ”

Ye Zhi's voice came from outside, "I'm not free for the time being, wait a while." ”

"What are you doing? How long is it going to take?"

"Tease the dog. ”

"Your wife was bullied, and you are still in the mood to tease the dog?!"

"You found it yourself, Pudding, you said yes?"

"Whew~~~"

Shen Lu took the live broadcast camera and came to the living room when she was about to puff up her bun face and pretend to be angry, but found that Ye Zhi was feeding the pudding, and when she saw what it was eating, Shen Lu had the illusion that she had fallen out of favor.

This dog eats better than her!

The delicate presentation and the color that makes people full of appetite at first glance, she is hungry.

Ye Zhi teased the dog with yogurt, and didn't notice Shen Lu's expression, otherwise he would definitely start to sour her, "Did you eat chicken?"

"No, it's too hard!"

It's good not to say this, but Shen Lu was angry when he said it, "Why is it so easy to see you and Xinxin, I'm so difficult, I feel that this game must be aimed at me, I'm not convinced, pig head, do you think I'm cursed?"

"Curses don't exist, you might just be ...... The ultimate invincible dish. ”

"Take me in a double row!"

"Wait for the pudding to finish this bottle of yogurt. ”

Shen Lu sat next to Ye Zhi and said coquettishly, "I'm hungry~~~"

"No, you still want to eat after eating at noon? What do you think about all day long? Why are you not eating, drinking, or playing games all day long?" Ye Zhi said as he gently patted the back of Shen Lu's head.

At this time, Han Xia suddenly appeared with a straw in his mouth, "Don't fight, I suspect that the man's wife was stupid by you." ”

Ye Zhi was also very straightforward, "My daughter-in-law doesn't beat her." ”

Shen Lu turned his head and looked at him blankly, while Han Xia continued to pick up, "What's that?"

"That's it, right now. ”

As he spoke, he continued to shoot, the same as when he usually patted the pudding.

Han Xia was still 'very angry', "Don't fight, your IQ is not high, and you won't be beaten." ”

Ye Zhili struck two times with a straight face, "Who said that? My wife has no IQ at all." ”

？？？

Shen Lu was still looking at Han Xia and nodded, and was about to praise him for having a conscience, when he heard this, he quickly turned his head to look at Ye Zhi again.

"If you don't fight, maybe people's IQ can come back? ”

"What kind of thing can I get my IQ back? Can I come back, can I not come back? I don't allow you to talk about my wife again!"

"I said what's wrong with your wife?"

"You say my wife doesn't have anything in her head. Ye Zhi said and hugged Shen Lu's head, "My wife's head, the first time I knock on the jingle ......"