The IQ of a woman in love has declined, and this is true. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Especially for women who have just entered a state of love, even if they know that some of their behaviors are as childish as children, the constant impulses in that novel state still make women can't help it, and they will ask men to do this, and they will ask men to do that...... It is called "test".

So, after walking a short distance of more than 200 meters along the street, Zhou Ming bought the woman an ice cream, a bottle of drink, a sunhat, and a few snacks.

Of course, Su Yuxiang is not patronizing herself, when passing by a trendy front-line men's clothing store, she saw that Zhou Ming was wearing a few clothes that were relatively old-fashioned, in order to leave a good impression on him in front of his parents, she pulled him into the men's clothing store, picked out a few suitable clothes for him, and asked him to change them.

Not to mention, Zhou Ming's appearance is average, but he has a lean figure and a large skeleton, and he belongs to the kind of model body type that "strips off and looks thin, and wears flesh", especially under the unique vision of women who often buy clothes, the three blue-gray-black clothes and shoes that he matched from top to bottom gave him, after changing them, as soon as they came out of the fitting room, they gave people a bright feeling.

"Beauty, your boyfriend's figure is really good. The salesman couldn't help but compliment.

"Just buy these pieces, how much is it in total?" Su Yuxiang blushed slightly and began to bargain with the salesman.

"368 shirts, 399 slim pants, 298 shoes, a total of 1065, minus the odds, just a thousand. The salesperson said with his trademark smile.

"It's so expensive, a little more discount, 850 is okay?"

Su Yuxiang frowned, she is a university professor, but she also belongs to the working class, the monthly salary is less than 10,000, after deducting five insurances and one housing fund and paying taxes, she has less than 8,000, and the salary will be halved because of no classes during the summer vacation, this salary, she usually buys clothes, and most of them are bought at a price between 300-500, at most five or six pieces a month, and she has to pay back the price with the boss for a long time.

Of course, this kind of rich life, if she wants to live, find a rich object, and she can live a life of luxury cars and villas immediately, but she is a professor in the Department of Philosophy, not the kind of money worshipper who can be leveled with materials, her spiritual realm cannot meet her requirements, and no matter how good other conditions are, they are all shit in her eyes, superficial and low-level fun!

Besides, it's not that she can't support herself with this salary, so it's a big deal to buy less valuables.

"Beauty, the clothes in our store are all chained and uniformly priced, and they can't be cheap for a penny!"

The salesperson said with a bitter face, except for the occasional event discount promotion, the clothes in the store are generally not allowed to bargain.

"Call your store manager over, I'll talk to her personally!" Faced with this situation, Su Yuxiang also has her own countermeasure, which is to "capture the thief and capture the king first", and directly deal with the store manager.

"Yuxiang, I'll pay for the money, I have money on me. Zhou Ming walked over, took out his mobile phone and prepared to pay the bill.

One hand pressed down his phone, and the woman squinted at him and said, "You go aside, and when the meeting collapses, take off your clothes and leave." ”

Zhou Ming sweated, he could only sit on the side, watching the woman and the store manager go back and forth, spitting and bargaining, for more than 20 minutes, many times on the verge of collapse, Zhou Ming also pretended to take off his clothes several times, and finally the store manager finally compromised, and both sides gave in a step and made a deal at a price of 900 yuan.

Wearing new clothes, leaving the men's clothing store, and looking at the proud look of the woman, Zhou Ming suddenly realized: his free days are probably gone forever, he has entered the absolute realm of a tomb, his range of activities is limited, not to mention, step by step, crawling closer and closer to the entrance of the tomb, and there is no turning back.

But-

What's so bad about this, life partners have to find one sooner or later, isn't it? I'm 25 years old, and it's really time to find a partner and start a family.

……

Half past eight in the evening.

The two talked and laughed all the way to the vicinity of Times Square on West Lake Road, watched the musical fountain, and the aunts who were dancing in the square.

Suddenly, a crisp voice came from behind him.

"Sister Xiangxiang, didn't you say that you could arrive at half past seven, you only arrived at half past eight! I'm dying of hunger!"

Song Feifei looked at the two of them angrily, especially her cousin Su Yuxiang, since she knew that someone would have a big dinner tonight, she deliberately only ate a little bit at noon, ready to eat a big meal in the evening!

It's infuriating!

"Ah~!I'm sorry, Feifei, we went to buy something just now, and we delayed for a while, so let's go eat now...... I've got a little snack here, so you can eat it first. ”

Su Yuxiang panicked, and quickly stuffed the snacks in her hand to block her mouth, and after seeing her parents walking not far away, she also made a few eye signals, telling them to stay natural and not be exposed.

Su's father and Su's mother understood, and after seeing the young man on the side, Song Yaqin bit her husband's ear and said: "The young man is very good, much more handsome than on TV." ”

Su Qingrong glanced at it and said, "It's okay, it's quite spiritual, but I don't know how the character is?"

Zhou Ming looked at the three people who came over with some surprise, especially the baby-faced petite girl in the middle, he still had a little impression in his mind, as if he had also helped her carve.

"Master carving, you look very handsome today, no wonder you can soak my cousin, and you are the strongest ......"

Song Feifei walked in front of her to say hello, but before she finished speaking, she was dragged aside by Su Yuxiang, warned in a low voice, and promised some benefits before she was sealed by Su Yuxiang.

In this process, Zhou Ming, who has sensitive ears, seems to hear words like "Feifei baby" and "at least 100".

"Zhou Ming, this is my uncle, this is my aunt...... The two of them are my Fei Fei's cousin's parents, you can call them uncle and aunt. ”

After getting her cousin, Su Yuxiang introduced her parents to Zhou Ming.

"Hello uncle. ”

"Hello Auntie. ”

In front of this "aunt" who was five points similar to Su Yuxiang, Zhou Ming not only said hello, but also praised her: "Auntie, you are so beautiful, very young, you look less than 30 years old." ”

"The young man can talk, and his mouth is so sweet......"

Song Yaqin covered her mouth and giggled, this laughter was almost exactly the same as Su Yuxiang just now.

"Alright, don't stand outside, find a place to eat!"

Seeing his wife and daughter being coaxed so happily by this kid, Su Qingrong felt uncomfortable, it felt like a thief who had stolen the two hearts that loved him the most.

"Okay, okay, let's go to dinner!" Song Feifei clapped her hands and laughed.

So, a group of five people walked into the Times Building, there are many mid-to-high-end restaurants suitable for eating in the building, and there are some expensive Western dishes.

"Salmon from Qiandao Lake has a ......"

"Hairy crabs in Yangcheng Lake have a ......"

"A ...... of beef with French sauce"

"Crispy braised duck with crispy bones, a ......"

Su Qingrong, who was holding the menu, ordered eighteen expensive dishes with an average price of more than 300 in one go, so many that Song Yaqin and Su Yuxiang on the side hurriedly said that enough was enough, don't order anymore, but he still kept ordering, Song Feifei also said that they couldn't eat so many dishes, Su Qingrong glared at her and said: "I can't finish eating and go home and eat slowly, I finally come out once, I have to eat something good!"

Not only that, but he also ordered two bottles of imported Lafite for 1,500 yuan, as well as some high-end drinks, and the table was full of things, and the consumption was at least more than 5,000.

Song Yaqin was anxious, and said to her husband in private: "Lao Su, why are you so embarrassed by other people's guys, they want to invite us to dinner, but there is no need to spend so much." ”

"What do you know? If you don't spend money like this, how do you know if this young man is a good talker? Is he not very good at financial means? If you can't afford a meal, what qualifications do you have to be with our daughter?"

As soon as Su Qingrong explained this, Song Yaqin, who felt that it made some sense, did not say anything more.

However, Su Yuxiang next to her was in a hurry, and she was ready to pay if Zhou Ming's money was not enough.

Zhou Ming smiled indifferently, but asked Su Qingrong to order more, if you want to taste the special dishes, you can order a few more, today is his treat, everyone is happy and happy!

After the dishes were served, the wine was over three rounds, the dishes were five flavors, everyone chatted about some topics, and the most talked about was, of course, about Zhou Ming's various situations, Su Qingrong asked a lot of questions, such as "What is your education?", "What is the situation at home?", "How much is your monthly income?", "Is your job stable and unstable?", "Do you have any plans for the future?", etc., Zhou Ming answered them one by one.

When he learned that he had a bachelor's degree, average family conditions, a monthly income of more than 100,000 yuan, an unstable job, and a freelancer, Su Qingrong, who had drunk red wine, actually leaked his mouth directly, patted the table and said to Zhou Ming:

"Young man, your condition is not worthy of our family Yuxiang at all, and you are not worthy of that aspect! The door is not the right one, I advise you to let it go, don't pester my family Yuxiang anymore!"

"Eh, uncle, according to what you mean, what kind of conditions do you need to be worthy of Yuxiang?"

"Simple, three conditions!"

Su Qingrong blushed, raised three fingers and said: "First, there is a car and a house, the house should be in the urban area, more than 120 square meters, the car is not too good, about 300,000, this requirement is not too much, right?"

Zhou Ming nodded and said, "Not too much, not too much." ”

Putting down a finger, Su Qingrong continued: "Second, you must have a deposit on your body, you will never ask my daughter to live with you to repay the mortgage and car loan, right? The deposit cannot be less than 5 million!

Zhou Ming was stunned and asked, "It's only 5 million, uncle, is what you said true......?

Before she finished speaking, her mouth was covered by the woman on the side, and she said in a crying voice: "Zhou Ming, my dad drank too much, can you ignore him?"

"Uncle, there is one last condition, you say. ”

Gently breaking the woman's hand at his mouth, Zhou Ming continued to ask.

"The last condition, it's simple! Don't you say that your brain is the 'strongest brain' in the world? I now want you to get a Ph.D. in biology within a year! I'm a professor in the Department of Biomolecules, and I'll sign you up! Take the graduate examination in September, and then apply to the biology department of Hangzhou University of Science and Technology! Hang it in my name and write a doctoral dissertation that can be published in the journal Nature! If you can't even get into graduate school, hehe......"

Su Qingrong showed a triumphant smile on his face, and said in his heart: Boy, give up! My Su Qingrong's daughter is not something that a person like you can touch.

"Lao Su, you really drank too much! My daughter is 28 years old, and I finally met someone I liked, so don't toss them!"

Song Yaqin couldn't stand it anymore, and felt that her husband's head had been pumped today, and he suddenly became too abnormal, not at all like him.

"I didn't toss! Don't say I tossed! My Su Qingrong's daughter, no matter how single she is! No matter how much she has no object! I can't just find a general with poor conditions, I am her father, I have to think about her happiness in the second half of her life!"

Su Qingrong suddenly slapped the table and yelled, startling everyone.

"Dad! You just don't make trouble for me! I don't need you to think about my happiness for the rest of my life! I can make my own decisions about my happiness!"

After Su Yuxiang finished speaking, she took Zhou Ming's hand and walked out: "Zhou Ming, let's go! We ignore them, ignore that feudal parent!"

"Stop, stop, be quiet, everybody be quiet for a while! ”

Zhou Ming grabbed the woman, raised his hand, and after signaling everyone to be quiet, he walked in front of Su Qingrong in two steps and said to him: "Uncle, there are three conditions, I will confirm them here: the first, there is a house and a car, the second, a deposit of 5 million, and the third, I will be admitted to a graduate school within two months, and I will be listed under your name, and then I will be admitted to a doctor of biology, right?"

"Yes, that's right! ”

Su Qingrong sat back and cocked Erlang's legs.

"Good!"

Zhou Ming nodded and said: "These three are not a problem, they are not difficult, as long as you can give me time, two months, everyone does not have to quarrel in these two months, they are all quietly watching me struggle on the side, watching me complete these goals one by one...... Two months is enough for me, and I thank my uncle for giving me this opportunity and giving me a chance to prove myself and fully deserve Yuxiang!"

"Zhou Ming, my dad is crazy, are you crazy too?"

Su Yuxiang screamed at him, feeling that this man had become a dumb man again, you dare to agree to such harsh conditions?

"Young man, Yuxiang and her father drank too much, don't take it seriously, just wait for him to wake up, and he will forget it all. ”

Song Yaqin persuaded Zhou Ming, and her husband's voice came to her ears: "Wife, I'm sober! Look at what this is?" Mobile phone recording, I recorded all those words just now, your husband is smart, hahaha......

Song Feifei, who just took out the 'Feifei Baby' and let it go, stopped playing with puppets at this time, looked at Zhou Ming with a sympathetic face, and said in her heart: "Little brother, hell mode, you can do it yourself." ”