Chapter 725: Dr. Longer and Deadpool (3)
Deadpool nodded, he smiled and said, "Don't worry, I'm the person who won't dislike dead fat people, how to say it, every dead fat man is actually very pitiful, especially you, I know your business, your whole family is dead, but you don't have to say that you are a pig, you are at least three points that are much better looking than pigs, first, your ears are smaller than pigs, and second, you don't have a small tail behind your ass!"
Dr. Longer laughed and muttered, "Actually, I'm a bit atavistic, I actually have a little tail behind my ass..."
"Ignore it, that's not the point, there's a third point, uh.... This third point...."Deadpool looked down at Dr. Longer, this was the first time he had looked at this face carefully, and sure enough, it was a pig wearing glasses, "The third point.... Well, you can experience it yourself, but I'm really a little curious, how did you find a wife who looks like a pig?"
"My wife is blind...." Dr. Longer couldn't help but think of the time when he went to school, that period was the nightmare of his life, until he met Carla, who was an Indian ethnicity, born with eye deformities, and almost zero vision, but her mentality was full of sunshine, although the bullies in the school also tried hard to play with her, but she never lost the sunshine in her heart, her cheerful attitude, and successfully infected Dr. Longer, the two met at the age of fourteen, and since then they have been together, and they have been with each other for half their lives, Dr. Longer thought of his wife, and tears from the corners of his eyes couldn't help but flow out againγ
"I vowed to get her blood debt back, and my woman, and my family couldn't die in vain, but now that I've got the madness factor in my hands, I can deal with those superheroes now. Dr. Longer suddenly smiled again, and he wiped the corners of his eyes, "As long as I can get revenge, I don't care if the world turns to ashes." β
"It's really touching, but since you're in a similar situation, you should be able to understand the relationship between me and Xia Qila, come and smell it, and if it doesn't taste good, I'll spray some cologne." "Deadpool wasn't actually listening, Dr. Longer, he didn't care.
"Okay, I also wish you and Miss Xia Kela to be together forever. Dr. Longer's small eyes showed a sinister look, in fact, he still likes Deadpool very much, but who made Deadpool also a superhero, and an antihero is also a hero, so Dr. Longer's heart is not a little soft-hearted, he still wants to launch Deadpool and Charcula to the sun, at least he can still fulfill a promise, when Deadpool and Charkela are reduced to ashes, they can indeed be together forever.
Hydra's scientists carefully collected the Mad Factor and delivered it to Dr. Longer, who placed it in a sturdy, airtight container, and placed it in the safe.
Then, Dr. Longer came to Deadpool's side, he raised his nose and sniffed it, almost vomited on the spot, originally Deadpool had a smell of corruption, and he always ate some spicy food, which made him always sweat a lot of hot sweat, usually his exercise was very huge, so he often sweated, plus the residue of various foods, Coke and coffee alone were spilled on the uniform, at least five cups, calculated that his uniform used nano regeneration technology, but it was impossible to keep so many stains out, which was enough in itself, Deadpool didn't take a shower for a few months, and suddenly sprayed a strong cologneThe smell almost smoked Dr. Longer into a vegetative state.
Fortunately, I'm not a clean person, otherwise I really can't bear it.... For the first time in his life, Dr. Longer congratulated himself on his decadent lifestyle, which saved his life at a critical moment.
"Actually, it tastes okay, but if I had to say, you'd better squirt some more cologne, preferably all of them. Dr. Longer was talking, when suddenly the door of the laboratory opened by itself, and two people with oriental faces came in from outside, one of whom he knew, "Mr. Sato, our experiment was successful, and you need to coordinate outside, we are about to send Mr. Deadpool away, why don't you go to the launch site, what are you doing here?"
Only Dr. Longer and Red Skull knew about launching Deadpool into the sun, and the rest thought they were going to launch Deadpool not far from Rio de Janeiro so that they could continue their disturbed honeymoon.
However, Satosuke did not move, and from behind him, Li Kang walked out with a cigarette in his mouth.
At this time, Deadpool was turning his back and spraying a large amount of cologne on the crotch of his pants, making it seem as if his lower body was full of smoke, as if it was on fire.
"What's the matter with you? Don't you know that this is a testing ground, how can you smoke here?What's your number?I'm going to contact your superiors and punish you severely!" Dr. Longer rushed over dissatisfied, and he shouted, "Satosuke, is this your person? I want you to give me an explanation right away!" he pointed at Li Kang's nose and roared.
Suddenly, Dr. Longer felt a chill on his fingers, and he felt a little strange, why suddenly his hand was much lighter, and when he looked again, the fingers had fallen to the ground, and the severed fingers were still burrowing with blood.
Li Kang kicked Dr. Longer to the ground, raised the arcane silver sword in his hand, and thrust it into Dr. Longer's shoulder, nailing the dead fat scholar to the ground, and only then did Dr. Longer scream.
Deadpool hurriedly turned around, the zipper under him hadn't been closed yet, revealing the disgusting strawberry pattern shorts inside, "Li Kang, why are you here?" He rushed up and wanted to give Li Kang a big hug, but Li Kang smelled the strange smell on him from afar, so he didn't give Deadpool a chance to get close, and a bolt of lightning knocked Deadpool flying.
"What kind of strange smell do you have? Before I saw you, I thought you must have been tied up on the experimental bed, with tubes all over your body, but I didn't expect you to be very moisturized, why didn't you escape earlier?" Li Kang asked with some confusion.
Deadpool was still in a state of paralysis, and before he could speak, he lay on the ground and hadn't spoken.
Dr. Longer, who was nailed to the ground, spoke first, "Deadpool, hurry up and kill this intruder, if you don't obey, you know the result!"
Deadpool suddenly bounced up from the ground, and the high-frequency vibranium knife in his hand turned into a white light, and stabbed straight at Li Kang's chest.
Li Kang was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Deadpool to suddenly come with such a ruthless knife, in his busy schedule, he grabbed Sato Suke next to him and pushed it forward, Deadpool's knife stabbed through Satosuke's chest, the blade penetrated his body and stabbed out of his back.
"You.... Didn't you promise not to hurt .... Mine?" said Satosuke, struggling.
"I didn't hurt you, I wasn't the one who stabbed you, even if we want to touch porcelain, we have to talk about the Basic Law." Li Kang raised his hands innocently, "Let's be reasonable." β
Deadpool didn't give Sato Suke a chance to speak again, his blade turned, and he slashed down with a forceful sword, cutting Sato Suke in two from the middle, the high-frequency vibranium knife is a treasure knife forged by Dr. Doom himself, sharpening copper and iron, indestructible, cutting people is like playing.