"Ahh

After a period of rescue, Chang Qiye was finally pulled out of the chaotic sea of people by the bodyguards he brought. However, the current Chang Qiye has a blue nose and swollen face, especially the messy footprints on the crotch, which is frightening.

Under the support of a group of bodyguards, Chang Qiye breathed a sigh of relief that he was finally saved. He said a little weakly, "How long has that kid been gone?

A bodyguard shook his head and said, "Boss, the big guys are bent on saving you, and I didn't have time to see that kid." So ......"

"So, so you're just a bunch of pigs, stupid pigs!" Chang Qiye scolded and shouted.

The bodyguards were silent.

After Chang Qiye scolded for a while, he saw that these people were still here, and immediately came out in anger and shouted: "You are really a group of stupid pigs! What are you doing here one by one, do you want to see Lao Tzu's jokes? Hurry up, contact Lao Tzu Seven Killings, Lao Tzu wants to make that kid unable to see the sun tomorrow!"

- "Hmph, what did that kid say, there will be a romantic date tonight? Very good! Lao Tzu asked him to dye the red petals with blood, and tell him what a real romantic atmosphere is!"

A bodyguard said, "Boss, the Seven Kills closed down half an hour ago......"

"-Get out!

In the middle of the night, it was the dead of night.

Chang Qiye sat in a dark convertible, with a big cigarette in his mouth, while chirping, he raised his head to look at a certain building, and said, "That kid lives in this place where birds don't!"

"Whoa!"

Suddenly, on a big tree next to the civilian house, a bird was disturbed and flew quickly over Chang Qiye. Perhaps because he understood Chang Qiye's sarcastic words, the bird was very unconvinced and pulled down a piece of.

"Huh, what fell on Lao Tzu's face, hurry up and turn on the light!" Chang Qiye hurriedly said.

"Pak~"

The lights in the convertible turned on, and a bodyguard said very bluntly: "Boss, it's a piece of bird!"

"What is it? Bird? Hmph, I thought it was, but it was...... Bird shit!Bastard!How can there be bird shit in this hellish place!" Chang Qiye couldn't help but burst into a rage!

Suddenly, a man's voice in the darkness came into the ears of Chang Qiye and his group: "How do you know that this is a ghost place? I didn't expect that after three hundred years, someone finally saw that I was a ghost." I'm so happy!"

"Gollum~"

Hearing this man's words, Chang Qiye's useless bodyguard only felt cold in his body, hissed and gasped a few breaths of cold air, and pretended to have the courage to shout: "You, you, who are you? Don't pretend to be a ghost!"

Chang Qiye also sat upright, took out an iron rod from under the seat, held it in his hand and weighed it a few times, and then shouted: "What is it! Dare to come out in the middle of the night and pretend to be a ghost! If you have the ability, come out and see if Lao Tzu doesn't break your dog's legs!"

"Hmph! I really don't know how thick the sky is. I have lived for three hundred years, boy, how dare you call yourself Lao Tzu in front of me?

Said.

He was indeed a man, not a ghost. And this man has another name, called Rowan. As for the fact that he hadn't slept late at night, it was completely a little too much to hug the stinger just now, and he almost didn't restrain himself, so he ran out embarrassedly to calm down his fiery heart. As a result, good fellow, he had just come out when he saw a car coming from a distance, and the lights flashed and flashed.

At first, Rowan wondered if there would be a car coming over on this big night? Then, when he thought about today's events, he guessed that he was not far from ten. went around in a circle, hey, it's really Chang Qiye.

Chang Qiye glanced at the bodyguard on his left, and continued to shout and say to Luo Wen: "Hmph! Pretend to be a ghost! If you have the ability, you can beat Lao Tzu and give it a try! Aren't you a ghost? You should be able to attack from the air, right?"

As he spoke, Chang Qiye turned off the lights on the car and hurriedly sat in the front row from the back row.

Luo Wen weighed the pebble in his hand, slammed the car window, smashed it on Chang Qiye's waist very accurately, and said, "I said it all, I am a ghost who has lived for three hundred years. Do you think it's useful to turn off the lights? stupid guy!"

Chang Qiye sighed and shouted: "Boy, count yourself lucky! However, you are dead! Give it all to me, his position is over there!"

- "Hmph, boy, why do you think Lao Tzu is talking so much nonsense with you, it's not to find out where you are. As long as Lao Tzu finds you, Lao Tzu has a thousand and ten thousand ways to torture you and cripple you!"

However, after a group of bodyguards rushed over, there was nothing but air.

The bodyguard shouted with some fear: "Boss, there is no one here!"

Chang Qiye was stunned, and said suspiciously: "No one? impossible? It can't be no one? The voice of that kid just now came from over there! If he wasn't there, then he ...... Huh!"

Suddenly, Chang Qiye's voice stopped abruptly. His eyes widened as he saw. Behind him, a huge shadow. But that's not what scared him, what really scared him was that out of the corner of his eye, he saw a hideous head!

- "This, this...... Damn! Could it be that Lao Tzu has really met a ghost!"

"Gollum!" Chang Qiye couldn't help but swallow a touch of saliva, not daring to move. That head was too much of a deterrent to him. - Big, ghostly eyes, two white fangs that showed out of the mouth, and the bright red blood on his face, and his hair that was scattered in a mess. It's like a ghost on TV!

Rowan borrowed it from Su Meimei.

This was originally just a mock headgear. It's not the same as the one on TV, it's still like a wool.

Luo Wen laughed silently under the hood, but when he looked at Chang Qiye, the words he said were terrifying. He said, "You are alive." Tut-tut, it's been a long time since I've met a living person. Why don't you stay with me? I can make you immortal!"

Poor Chang Qiye is now snotty, trembling in both strands, as if he is about to pee out. He shook his head like a rattle, and said with some fear: "No, no, no, ghost boss, I still have eighty-year-old parents to raise." Oh, yes, yes, not only that, but I have a few more down there

It's not easy for a family to be old and young, so just let me go. ”

- "But don't worry, these of my men can be left to you and let them accompany you!"

Rowan laughed a few times, he smelled a foul smell, and thought, "This guy can't be scared to pee, right?"

So, he said, "I don't like to be around able-bodied people, so I might as well let them be like you, ......right?" Forget it, just break a leg and a hand. ”

Chang Qiye was still half-convinced that Luo Wen was really a ghost, and planned to make a fool of himself. But now it's different. He was a little more surprised by Rowan, because Rowan saw that he was not sound!

That's right, in that chaos, the happiness of his other half is 100% powerless! Thinking of this, he couldn't help but resent: "Kill Rowan! Damn it! And those bastards who stepped on my crotch! Wait, one day Lao Tzu will let you die a miserable death!"

"Why, you're not happy?" said Rowan in a deep voice.

"I'm willing, I'm going to let them cut off their hands and feet now!" Chang Qiye hurriedly said. As he spoke, his crotch seemed to be wet.

"Boss, there's no one over there!" a group of bodyguards walked back.

"Give it to me...... Huh?" Chang Qiye turned his head to see that the ghost behind him was gone, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief in his heart, the corners of his mouth hooked, and a smug smile appeared, and he said in his heart: "Pretend to be a ghost! Since I can't deal with you tonight, then I'll call the Seven Killers over tomorrow, and then come back." ”

Thinking of this, Chang Qiye stepped on it, and wanted to start the convertible and turn away. But......

"Hmm, what's going on? Why can't it be activated...... Damn!The car broke down!" Chang Qiye's face changed, and he said secretly. When did Lao Tzu's car be damaged, and why was there no sound at all?

"Boss, you didn't get the key in, did you?" said one of the bodyguards.

“……”

Chang Qiye's face was a little unbearable, and he reprimanded: "Do you want to remind me? Lao Tzu will not know! Just now I was just testing the function of the car!"

- "You all walk back to Lao Tzu!

As he spoke, Chang Qiye inserted the key placed on the car into the keyhole, and really started the car. He stepped back, then made a big turn and sped away. At this time, where does he still have that timid appearance of peeing his pants?

He increased his speed all the way up, trying to get as far away as possible. I thought to myself: "Hmph, the boy who pretends to be a ghost, thinks I've been deceived by you? Hmph! Jiang is still old and spicy, and you can't do it." I...... Damn!fuck! Fuck you!"

"Huh~"

The convertible was accelerating and suddenly had a problem with its tires and rushed straight ahead. With a bang, he rushed into a small pond.

- "Oh no! Boss is in a car accident! Go and save the boss!"

Watching a group of people run away in a honeycomb. Rowan came out of the darkness at this time, smiled, and said: "This guy must have been thinking just now, Jiang is still old and spicy, right? However, if you can be rescued from falling into the pond this time, it will be considered your good luck; if you can't be rescued, then you don't listen to my advice, and you don't choose the heaven level, but the hell level difficulty." ”

- "If you die by yourself, you will die more than innocent." ”

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