Food court, inside a private room at a snack bar

"Come on, come on, everyone is full, I wish us a triumphant return from this expedition, I will do it first!" Dian Wei poured wine into his bowl, shouted loudly, and swallowed the wine in the bowl in one gulp.

"Yo he!"

Zhao Yun held the bowl and teased: "Who said just now that he was going to break off his friendship with us and stop associating with us? Who heard that we were going to come to this food street for a drink, so he followed him? Who did you say?"

In the latter words, Zhao Yun said to Tai Shici and the others.

Previously, after leaving Yuan Chang's office, Dian Wei ran to Zhao Yun and them to express his dissatisfaction with "anger", and at the same time said that he wanted to break off friendship with Zhao Yun and them and draw a clear line. Then, Zhao Yun and several of his generals discussed it and decided to go to the food street for a drink before the expedition, and then Dian Wei followed them with a shy face. And what he said just now was left behind by him.

"Good you dragon!"

Dian Wei stretched out his fan-like palm, patted Zhao Yun's shoulder a few times, gritted his teeth and said: "When I was in the chairman's office, you didn't let me follow your army to the battle, and I can't have some temper yet." Now I don't care about you anymore, you still hold on to it. ”

"Yes, yes, yes! Who dares to make you angry, Uncle Dian Wei, it's all our fault, okay?"

Zhao Yun glanced at Dian Wei a little helplessly, although his strength was stronger than Dian Wei's. However, in terms of strength, he naturally can't compare, and when he pats his shoulder a few times, he still grins in pain. However, Dian Wei is a bad guy, even if he goes to the military academy for training, he still can't change his bad character. In this regard, Zhao Yun and they could only express helplessness.

"Speaking of which, this wine is not very good to drink, much worse than the chairman's fine wine. ”

Dian Wei smacked his lips and said with some dissatisfaction.

"Hey, that's not comparable!"

Zhang Yan echoed, and continued: "However, I am used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, and occasionally come out to taste country dishes, which is also a unique flavor." Just like my own mother-in-law, no matter how much I like it, I will feel tired of facing it every day, and occasionally eat some wild food outside, which tastes good. ”

"Hey, Fuliang, it's not that I look down on you, just your mother-in-law's temperament, you dare to eat wild food outside, I'm afraid that if it's not for the washboard, you will kneel off. ”

Dian Wei sneered disdainfully, with deep contempt in his eyes.

Zhang Yan was originally a farmer, and there were no educated people in his hometown, so he never had a word. Later, after being put into Yuan Chang's command, he asked Yuan Chang to give him a watch. Then, after discussing with Xun Chen, Dong Zhao and several others, they gave Zhang Yan a good expression. Previously, Zhang Yan was born in a yellow scarf, and now she has changed her mind, and the expression of Fuliang means that Zhang Yan has returned to the identity of a good citizen again, and this expression is to alert Zhang Yan, and it is also a recognition of his re-existence.

"Joke, I'm a big man who is afraid of the mother-in-law at home? I'm not afraid to tell you that at home I say go east, but she doesn't dare to go west, and I ask her to squat, but she doesn't dare to sit. Speaking of which, it's Hong Fei, your mother-in-law, who has chased you all over the street with a broom several times, who doesn't know, haha!"

"Fu Liang is right, Hong Fei, you were chased by your own mother-in-law, and I was fortunate to see it. I didn't expect Hong Fei to look mighty, and I didn't want to be a scared guy. ”

Tai Shi Ci also teased, of course, he didn't talk nonsense, he did see Dian Wei being chased by his mother-in-law all over the street, thinking about that scene, he couldn't help but feel a little uncomfortable.

"Hmph, Ziyi, don't laugh at me!"

Dian Wei snorted coldly and said with bad intentions: "Speaking of which, once I went to find Ziyi to drink, guess what I overheard?"

"What?"

Dian Wei looked mysterious, and immediately attracted everyone's attention. After everyone pricked up their ears, he grinned and said, "Haha, you must not think of it, don't look at Ziyi's kind appearance, he is also sullen in his heart." That time I was at the door of Ziyi's house, and I overheard him arguing with his mother-in-law, do you know what the reason was? It turned out that Ziyi's guy secretly ran to drink flower wine, and his mother-in-law found out, and then his mother-in-law didn't let him go to bed, and he felt sorry for himself sleeping on the sofa alone for several days, laughing at me to death!"

"Hahaha, I didn't expect Ziyi to be such a person!"

"It's extreme, it's extreme!"

"Sure enough, people can't be disfigured!"

Dian Wei's words fell, and he immediately received everyone's applause, and at the same time, everyone looked at Tai Shici with a contemptuous expression. I didn't expect Tai Shici, with a rigorous and upright appearance, to run to drink flower wine. Of course, everyone is a man, and it is normal to drink flower wine, but the most excessive thing is that Tai Shi Ci ran to drink flower wine and didn't call them, which is unforgivable.

"Wen Ze, what kind of eyes are you!"

For the contempt of others, Tai Shici accepted it calmly. It's just that seeing Yu Ban looking at himself with such an expression, Tai Shici couldn't bear it, and said angrily at the moment: "Speaking of which, I wasn't instigated by you to drink flower wine that time, otherwise I wouldn't be like this, you have the face to despise me!"

"Yo he!"

When everyone heard this, their eyes suddenly lit up, and their feelings and insider stories suddenly pricked up their ears, sipped a little wine, and were ready to be watched by the audience.

"Manly man, what a big deal to drink flower wine!"

Yu Ban threw a peanut into his mouth, with a proud expression, and said unhurriedly: "Ziyi, you were kicked out of bed by your own mother-in-law when you drank flower wine, who is to blame, I don't despise you and despise anyone!"

"Huh!"

Tai Shi Ci sneered, and said quietly: "Wen Ze, do you think I don't know, you haven't been kicked out of bed by your own mother-in-law?" Not only that, for a long time in the future, I'm afraid that your family's clothes are all washed by Wen Ze, if you don't want people to know, you can't do anything unless you don't know!"

"You, you..."

Yu Ban widened his eyes and pointed at Tai Shici with a look of disbelief. He knew that he was doing this very secretly, and he was confident that no one would know, who would have thought that he would be exposed by Tai Shici at this time. Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in Yu Ban's mind, and he pointed at Tai Shici and exclaimed: "I finally remembered, I originally concealed this matter very secretly, and my mother-in-law didn't know that I went to drink flower wine, but now it seems that it must be Ziyi and your high-mindedness." ”

"Hey, hey!"

Tai Shi Ciwei laughed, and did not deny it, but simply admitted: "That's right, I secretly sent someone to expose your evil deeds to my sister-in-law." Hello everyone, brothers, we are blessed and share difficulties, it makes no sense that I will be punished, but Wen Ze you have nothing. Of course, since I didn't go to tell the whistle myself, and my sister-in-law didn't believe it very much, she just opened her mouth to test you. Who knew that as soon as my sister-in-law spoke, Wen Ze was so frightened that she said everything. You are still ashamed to tell me that you are at home, and your sister-in-law doesn't dare to talk to you loudly, and I don't know who it is, I have slept on the sofa for a long time, washed my clothes for a long time, hum!"

"You, you..."

Yu Ban was exposed by Tai Shici, and his face was ashamed and angry. If I knew this, I wouldn't brag in front of the big guy, but as a result, I was slapped in the face.

The generals present were all military generals, and after drinking some wine, after exposing each other's shortcomings, they began to talk about meat, they were all big men, but there was nothing to be embarrassed about.

"Ahem!"

Yan Rou, who didn't speak on the side, couldn't help coughing dryly, looked at the unscrupulous few people, and said helplessly: "I said that a few of you are about the same, you are married Yes, Zilong is still an unmarried young man, you don't want to take him badly." Otherwise, when the time comes, the girl of the Zhen family will knock on the door, hehe, but no one can help you. ”

After listening to Yan Rou's words, the scene suddenly fell silent.

It is also said that Zhao Yun's two daughters-in-law who have not passed through the door are fond of martial arts, although their strength is not very strong, it is not a matter for them. However, the key is that the eldest sister of the family is Yuan Chang's daughter-in-law, and Zhao Yun and Yuan Chang are brothers-in-law, if Zhao Yun is broken, then people will really knock on the door, and they are the ones who are wrong, will they dare to resist.

"There is no need to be so restrained in what everyone is talking about!"

However, Zhao Yun had a straight face, with the posture of a seven-foot man, and said angrily: "Besides, I, Zhao Yun, a dignified seven-foot man, are really drinking some flower wine outside, how dare they say more." Everyone can speak freely, and there is no need to scruple. ”

"Haha, okay, Zilong is really a man, come, have a drink!"

"That's right, Zilong deserves to be a man who stands up to the sky, cheers!"

"It's done!"

Zhao Yun said such heroic words, and everyone naturally had no scruples. Even Yan Rou couldn't help but get involved in this topic.

After a long time, Dian Wei hiccuped and said with a grin: "Hey, speaking of which, do you think the chairman will go outside to drink flower wine?"

Dian Wei's words made everyone a little frightened, and they dared to pull Yuan Chang, but it seemed to be so exciting.

Tai Shici pinched his chin with a serious expression, and people who didn't know thought he was thinking about some military affairs. It's just that after a while, the words that came out of his mouth made people a little speechless.

"Judging from my years of experience, the chairman of the committee will definitely go to drink flower wine, man, isn't it all good to take this sip!"

"That's right, that's right. What Ziyi said makes sense, let's just say that Ziyi has a serious appearance, and he is not going to secretly go to drink flower wine, and the chairman of the committee will definitely be the same. ”

"You..."

"Ziyi, don't dwell on this, let's talk about the matter, or talk about the chairman. Yu Ban stopped Tai Shici's anger, and said with a wicked smile: "There is a good saying, domestic flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers, and it is not a big deal for the chairman to steal some wild food outside, do you say that this is the reason?"

"Wen Ze's words won my heart!"

Speaking of the topic of Yuan Chang, Yan Rou couldn't help her turbulent heart, praised Yu Ban, and then continued: "You said that if the chairman of the committee is out drinking flower wine and is known by several ladies, will he also be punished?"

"That's for sure!"

Dian Wei looked deeply approving, and said with emotion: "Mother-in-law in the world is the same, their own men are looking for fun outside, how can they ignore it." Speaking of which, I'm curious how the ladies will punish the chairman, whether to let him sleep on the sofa or let him do his laundry, quack!"

Zhao Yun drank a bowl of wine and said solemnly: "In my opinion, it must be both, maybe there are other punishment methods that I have never heard of." ”

"Haha!"

A group of people couldn't help laughing when they talked about the excitement, it was rare to have the opportunity to ridicule Yuan Chang, everyone was naturally extremely open, besides, they were not stupid, and what they said at this time naturally would not fall into Yuan Chang's ears. Otherwise, thinking about Yuan Chang's methods of tricking people, he felt shuddering, and he was so bold and reckless because he was excited today, and he drank some wine. The wine was hot, and the people who were happy were reluctant to disperse, and they met again after returning from the triumphant return of this expedition.

"Hiccup!"

Zhang Yan burped, staggered open the door of his house and walked in. Although the wine in the snack bar is not very good, I still feel a little drunk after drinking too much. After entering the door, I vaguely saw a figure sitting on the sofa, and when I looked at it, it was my mother-in-law, and suddenly, the drunkenness dissipated somewhat.

Zhang Yan had a smile on her face and said flatteringly: "Madam, it's not early, why don't you rest, don't get tired." ”

"Humph!"

Who knew that Zhang Yan's wife snorted lightly and said inwardly: "Commander Zhang said that you are laughing, you haven't come back to rest yet, how dare the concubine rest?

"Uh..."

Zhang Yan's expression froze, and the cold sweat on her forehead couldn't stop popping up.

Zhang Yan's wife glanced at him, gritted her teeth, and said: "Now that you are bold, you dare to drink flower wine, right? When the old lady does not exist! Next, without the consent of the old lady, you will sleep on the sofa for the old lady, and you will deal with the dishes and chopsticks, hygiene, and clothes at home, hum!"

"Yes, yes..."

Her mother-in-law was angry, Zhang Yan could only nod her head again and again, not daring to disobey in the slightest, but she was not as powerful and tough as she said in front of everyone just now. At this moment, Zhang Yan's heart just kept echoing with a sentence: Which Wang Ba Calf told the secret, I said!

At the same time, the same thing happened to Dian Wei, Tai Shici, Yu Ban, Yan Rou and others? As for Zhao Yun, could it be that he escaped this catastrophe?

"Alas!"

Zhao Yun's brother Zhao Feng looked at Zhao Yun with an angry expression on his face, and sighed: "Zilong, you haven't started a family yet, so you don't study well, and you want to learn to drink flower wine? The two girls of the Zhen family are very angry, and they can't help you as a brother this time." ”

"This, brother, listen to me..."

Zhao Yun was sweating profusely, and hurriedly wanted to explain. Before, it was just to not lose face in front of others, so he would say that, where did he dare to drink flower wine.

"Zilong, it's useless for you to tell me!"

Zhao Feng shook his head and said helplessly: "However, the two girls of the Zhen family are also rare good girls, they said that as long as you do something, they will forgive you." ”

"Brother, I don't know what it is? Don't say it's one thing, it's ten, a hundred, and I will complete it. ”

"Alas!"

Zhao Feng sighed, took out a durian on the side, and said, "The two girls of the Zhen family said that when you kneel down the shell of this thing, I will forgive you!"

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Looking at the durian in Zhao Feng's hand, Zhao Yun's eyes were dark, and he almost fainted. I knew that I wouldn't pretend to compare, so I coaxed some, why did I fall to such a point, looking at the edges and corners on the durian shell, the corners of Zhao Yun's mouth twitched, and his knees could not be saved?

Of course, like Zhang Yan, Zhao Yun and they only had one thought in their hearts: which Wang Ba calf told the secret, don't let Lao Tzu know, otherwise, hehehehe!

Ouch!