"Baby, baby, don't cry, my brother will buy you candy to eat......" Zhong Jie chirped and sang a nursery rhyme, it seems to be a nursery rhyme, but the singing is really ugly, even I am a person with incomplete tones who think he is off track, it can be seen that his singing ability is indeed average, and his generation is also wrong, the baby's mother is his sister, and he now lets the baby call him brother, this brain circuit is simply nine twists and eighteen bends.

Jealous of Yingcai, it seems that this guy is the same as me, he doesn't have a little literary and artistic cells in his body, just rush to this point, he must be my own brother.

"Why are you dumbfounded, the baby is 'peeing' in your arms. Banban's words woke up the person in the dream, I felt a chill through the "wool" clothes, and regretted that I shouldn't have laughed at Zhong Keyu in my heart, and now I have been retributed.

The "wool" clothes are wet for a large time, and they feel more cold than drinking Sprite.

This bear child, in vain I still hugged him for fear that he would fall, so he actually "took revenge" and "peed" in my arms, and what was even more annoying was that he laughed at me after "peeing".

"You take care of him, I'll go and change my clothes. ”

Thankfully, my mom had the foresight to put a few extra pieces of clothing in my suitcase before she came. Unlike my father, who is not considerate and careful at all, a good exercise in the countryside actually allows us to "watch the children", but I hate that I am useless as a hero.

After changing my clothes, I quietly slipped into the kitchen, not to steal anything, but to hide from Banban and Zhong Jie to be lazy.

Before I could go in, there was laughter in the room, and we let the three of us watch the children who were suffering inside, and they were hiding here, and I kicked the door open to see if you were still smiling.

Just kidding, just kidding, this is in someone else's house, how dare I be so presumptuous, and then I am an outstanding young man who is civilized and polite, and respecting the elders is a fine tradition that I am proud of, and this etiquette cannot be lost. If I kicked the door open, wouldn't Mr. Chung lose face, and if he didn't do so, he would have kicked me out of the house, and the consequences of kicking the door would be very serious.

That's it, I'd better go back to the fire and coax the child to go, continue to work hard, and strive to influence this fart child with my fraternity. If he still dares to 'pee' me, hum, make sure to beat his ass to bloom.

"Brother, come on......"

"Zhong Keyu, where are you dead, come out quickly!!"

Hearing Ban Ban and Zhong Jie's cries for help, I was overjoyed, could it be that the two of them were also "urinated", hahaha......... Let the two of you make fun of me just now, it's your turn to be unlucky this time. Thank you, God, the cycle, they finally tasted the bitter fruit they deserved.

What is the situation! The fire at the city gate affected the fish in the pond, and the scope of this retribution was too extensive, and the entire fire kang was full of toilet paper thrown away by them.

"What's the matter, it's okay to defecate in the house, how can you still let him defecate on the fire, how can we live in the future, we won't die of disgust. "I woke up in the middle of the night with a big picture of poop on my lips......

"Brother, you hurry up and hug him, I'll go take a shower and change my clothes by the way, it stinks to death. Zhong Jieba threw the baby into my arms.

"Wow Wow Wow ........."

As soon as this guy came to my arms, he cried even more fiercely, his arms were not honest at all, he clenched his fists and punched me in the chin, and his feet were not idle, and he kicked me in the stomach. is a good seedling of a boxer, and when he grows up, he will be thrown into a martial arts school or sports school to toss him for two years and make him so skinny.

"Don't cry! If you cry again, I'll hit you!" Zhong Jie turned his head and reprimanded the baby sternly.

I thought he would cry even more alarmingly, who knew that this fart kid really didn't cry, what kind of "" is this, he was honest after being trained, and he didn't think that he would know how to see the wind and rudder at his age, and he was really a "wall grass".

"Brother, if he dares to toss again, you will pretend to train him, he will eat hard and not soft, and he will be polite to him. With that, he went straight to the bathroom.

Zhong Jie's is true, as soon as he walked out, this fart kid immediately became dishonest again, twisting around in my arms, punching and kicking me. The expression on his face was also very good, as if I had some deep hatred with him.

His uncle, I don't owe you money, I kindly hugged you and treated me like this, I don't serve anymore, I pretended to throw him out with a feint.........

"Babble, babble, babble..."Is this fart kid begging for help, I was suspicious in my heart and quickly hugged him, it really scared him stupid, I can't afford it.

"Zhong Keyu, don't be deceived by him, this guy is simply a drama master, but he can act, he was stunned for a moment when he deceived me and Jie just now. After Banban cleaned up the toilet paper on the kang, the place that had just been polluted by the fart was finally cleaned up, but there was still a trace of stench in the air.

"Oh my god, this bear kid farted again...... "Banban covered his nose and ran out.

The fart child smiled in my arms, and I now wonder if this guy's mental age and his actual age are seriously inconsistent, how old is this, he can't talk about it, he can't walk the road, and he has such a great ability to toss people. can't let him continue to do evil, he has to quickly notify the director to let him take the lunch box and leave, otherwise the entire set will be his.

"Take a break!"

After putting the fart boy on the kang, I said to him, I have to teach him a good lesson today, let him know that I, Zhong Keyu, are not so easy to mess with.

Although he can't run yet, but he can already stand, then I'll let him stand in a military posture, butt boy, don't blame uncle, who made you dishonest.

I suddenly figured out one thing, a certain vice principal of the school and a group of leaders who didn't know what official titles were just tossing us like this, could it be that they thought the same way I did at the time, but our performance was not as excessive as this kid's performance. It must be that group of leaders who are too narrow-minded.

I haven't asked him to sit down and rest, this ass boy sat down, "Let you stand in a military posture, who let you sit down and rest!" I began to teach him the same way Zhong Jie did before.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey......"

This fart kid is much more powerful than when we were in military training at that time, and he openly disobeyed my commands, although I was the only one here, but I couldn't hold my face, and I was immediately embarrassed.

Banban, this guy was scared away by the stinky fart of the fart and never came back, this guy who escaped.

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