Chapter 256: Pregnant
Shen Feng asked puzzledly: "Madame, wasn't she in a hurry before, why did she come here at this time, I think Miss Lan will be a few decades away, and she won't worry about not being able to get married, no way, the women of our Lin family are all born beautiful, and the years are not old." β
If it weren't for the inappropriate time, I really wanted to laugh, it would be difficult for the stinky boy's mouth to be made of honey, otherwise how could he talk so sweetly, which made people feel very comfortable to hear, and the lady said with a sad face: "The government suddenly issued a notice, saying that Lan'er has passed the age of marriage, and if she doesn't get married again, she will forcibly order a family affair for Lan'er." β
Khan, when the leftover woman still breaks the law, this law has been heard once, but the implementation is not very strict, especially for large families, as long as you use silver to dot it, this kind of trivial matter can be fooled, it seems that there is something unusual in this, or has the law enforcement been more stringent recently?
Shen Feng said with a smile: "This is also something that will have to be faced sooner or later, you can't let Miss Lan not marry for the rest of her life, what are the plans of the lady?"
The lady said, "I'm going to find a husband for Lan'er in the Lin family. β
Shen Feng smiled evilly: "You want to recruit a door-to-door son-in-law, this abacus is really loud, it seems that you have taken a fancy to Lin An and Lin Xiang, and you want to choose one of them." β
Madam smiled and said, "You have a good eye for people and hearts, which one do you say is more suitable to be Lan'er's husband?"
Obviously trying to test whether I was interested in Miss Lan, and still beating around the bush, Shen Feng smiled and said, "I think I am the most suitable for Miss Lan, if Miss Lan doesn't marry me, she will regret it for the rest of her life." β
The lady snorted heavily with a look of gloom on her face.
Khan, it's not okay to make a joke, not to mention that I'm incompatible with Miss Lan, I'm not happy if I want to be rich, Shen Feng smiled: "Just kidding, I'm not very familiar with Lin An and Lin Xiang, and Madame doesn't have to choose from these two, Madame, you pick it, and Miss Lan is willing, I can't be too anxious." β
Madame said in a deep voice: "How can you not be in a hurry, you help me persuade Lan'er, this child is really worrying." As he spoke, he looked at him strangely.
Madame shouldn't think that she has anything to do with Miss Lan, on the surface, she let herself be persuaded, but in fact, she thought about breaking off the relationship, Shen Feng remembered what happened last night, and asked rhetorically: "Madam, Lin An and Lin Xiang, who do you like more?"
"Lin Xiang has made a lot of contributions to the Lin family recently, and he also saved Lan'er, maybe Lan'er will like him. Mrs. said: "I also looked for him just now, and he also said that he had already admired Lan'er and was willing to join the Lin family." β
It's bad, Madam really likes Lin Xiang, Du Qingshan's trick is really amazing, Shen Feng thought about it and said: "It's better to choose Lin Xiang than to choose me, I have also made a lot of contributions to the Lin family."
Madam snorted coldly: "Are you willing to join the Lin family, if you don't count this, I won't trust Lan'er to you with your fancy intestines." β
"Then you can't choose Lin Xiang, you can choose Lin An, Lin Kang, and Lin Fu, anyway, don't choose Lin Xiang. "Shen Feng began to play scoundrels, there is no way, he can't tell the truth for the time being.
Madame smiled slightly: "So you are jealous of him!"
"I'll be jealous of him! He's not as young as me, not as handsome as me, not as smart as me, Xiao Huan'er knows this, how can you be confused, ma'am. Shen Feng laughed a few times, and began to play scoundrel again: "Anyway, I absolutely don't agree with Miss Lan marrying Lin Xiang, madam, you can do it." β
"Presumptuous!"
The lady said angrily: "Lan'er's lifelong event, when will it be your turn to take care of it!"
Shen Feng didn't show weakness at all, looked at her with a calm face, and said in a fierce tone: "Why can't it be my turn to take care of it, I work in the Lin family, Miss Lan is married well, the Lin family's career is prosperous, I will naturally follow the development, Miss Lan is not married well, the Lin family's career is declining, I will be unemployed, and after I am unemployed, I will sleep on the street, you say, I will take care of it or not, and I will take care of it!"
Stinky boy, originally asked him to persuade Lan'er, but he didn't expect him to try his best to stop it, could it be that he has affection for Lan'er? No! This kid has so many flowers and intestines that no one can choose him, Mrs. was so angry by his strong words that she couldn't do it, her face sank, she stared at her coldly for a moment, and said: "Hmph, you are not a member of the Lin family at all." β
"Why don't you count, I eat the Lin family and live in the Lin family, and I still have a dry stock, I can say a few words about Miss Lan's lifelong events. Shen Feng said arrogantly.
This kid is becoming more and more presumptuous, if the wings are stiff, Mrs. was so angry that he gasped a few times, and finally calmed down her anger, and said coldly: "Lan'er's lifelong events have nothing to do with you, no matter how strong you are, don't blame me for being polite." β
Shen Feng suddenly hooked his finger at her, and said with a smile: "Come here, I have something to say to you." β
Madame said coldly: "If you have anything to say, you don't have to beat around the bush." β
"Then I can say it, don't regret it-" Shen Feng smiled evilly before he said slowly.
Shen Feng's words were not shocking: "I already have Miss Lan skin-to-skin!"
"Shut up!"
Madame looked out in horror, and to make sure that no one had heard, then she turned her head and scolded: "Hugh is talking nonsense!"
Damn, this time it's really out of the way, I can only wait for the truth of the matter to be revealed in the future, Shen Feng smiled and said: "How could I joke about this kind of thing, I also want fame, since I have a skin-to-skin relationship, Miss Lan will definitely not be able to marry someone else, unless I die, but with the degree of Miss Lan's infatuation with me, she estimates that she will have to keep me a widow for seventy or eighty years." β
"Oh, by the way, the Lin family will add a happy event in a few months-" Shen Feng sighed and said: "Alas, I really love the Lin family so much, not only for the Lin family to give advice and hard work, but also for the Lin family to spread branches and inherit the incense."
"What! Lan'er, she !!"
Raise a tiger for trouble!
These four words suddenly appeared in Madame's mind, and she had to start doubting his purpose for entering the Lin family, her face suddenly became ugly, and after a long time, she said calmly: "I will ask Lan'er about this matter, and I will not believe your side of the story." β
Hey, now she must be suspicious of me in her heart, Shen Feng said: "Madame, just ask, I'll go out first." With that, he hurriedly ran towards Lin Kelan's room, and when he was on the way, he met Xiao Hongye, and after Shen Feng instructed her a few words, he came to Lin Kelan's room.
This time he didn't knock on the door again, but pushed open the door and broke in, seeing her panicked look: "What do you want to do?"
"I don't have time to explain to you, now I'll ask you" Shen Feng said hurriedly: "Miss Lan, don't you want to marry?"
Lin Kelan's cheeks flew up with a red glow, and she said angrily: "Is it what does it have to do with you again?"
"Time is urgent, wait a minute, Madame is coming, Madame has decided to marry you to Lin Xiang, if you don't want to marry him, I have a way to make you not marry him." Shen Feng said solemnly.
Seeing that he was so anxious, Lin Kelan looked shy, seemed to have a little joy, and asked in a low voice, "Why did you suddenly talk about this?"
My aunt and grandmother, if you marry Lin Xiang, Lao Tzu's cotton business will be ruined, and it will not be a cheap kid surnamed Du at that time, Shen Feng hurriedly said: "I don't have time to explain to you now, tell me the truth, don't you want to marry?"
Lin Kelan hummed softly, and Shen Feng immediately said: "Okay, if Mrs. Hou comes to you, you will pretend that you are sick and unwell, remember to say that you are uncomfortable, to be more detailed, you suddenly feel nauseous and can't eat, these are the symptoms of lovesickness, next, if she asks you if you have it, in fact, she wants to ask if you have a sweetheart, you just say yes, if she asks how long ago it was, she said that the night before I left Yiling, did you understand?"
Lin Kelan said strangely: "Won't these mothers let me marry?"
Shen Feng said: "Yes!" When Madame confirms that she is pregnant, she will definitely not let her marry Lin Xiang again, but she will not let her marry herself, because Madame must now think that she has made Miss Lan's belly bigger because she is trying to do something wrong, haha, Lao Tzu is really a genius, and he actually thought of this kind of method of yin damage and the best of both worlds in such a short period of time.
"But I'm not sick, how can I deceive my mother?" Lin Kelan frowned slightly.
Shen Feng said: "That's very simple, you say it at the end, in fact, it's not really uncomfortable, in this way, it's not a deception, but you must say those words before, do you understand, I guarantee that Madame won't talk about letting you marry again." β
Lin Kelan still didn't understand, and asked puzzledly: "Why do you say that these mothers will give up this matter?"
"Don't ask, I'll explain to you when I find a chance, Madam should be coming soon!" Shen Feng hurriedly said, "Okay, I'm leaving." As he spoke, he opened the door and poked his head out, and saw his wife coming in a hurry, and in desperation, he turned around and went back.
"Aren't you gone, why are you back!" This guy is really strange today, and some of his words are unpredictable.
"I don't have time to explain to you, I'm going to find a place to hide, I must not let Madame know that I came to your room, don't get up, lie on the bed and pretend to be sleepy and tired. Shen Feng said hurriedly, and then found a hidden place in the room to hide.
"How can you hide in my room, you get out quickly-" Lin Kelan shouted shyly and urgently.
Before the last word could be spoken, the door was pushed open, and the lady walked in with a depressed expression, and when she saw Lin Kelan lying on the bed, her heart sank suddenly, and she stepped forward and said with concern: "Lan'er, it's been this hour, why are you still lying on the bed?"
"Daughter-" Lin Kelan wanted to speak and stopped, a little hesitant in her heart whether to follow Shen Feng's words, Shen Feng hid behind the screen and poked his head out, and at his angle, he could stagger his wife to make eye contact with her.
The more she didn't speak, the deeper Madame's heart sank, and she hurriedly asked, "Lan'er, what's wrong with you?"
Shen Feng desperately gave her a look and gestures, and Lin Kelan blurted out: "My daughter is a little uncomfortable today, she is very tired and sleepy, she feels disgusting and can't eat."
Madame's heart twitched, her face became very ugly, and she asked, "Lan'er, are you reallyβreally haveβ"