Chapter 165: Super Bad Movie!(3/5)

When promoting, the producer said that "Thorn Tomb" is 'Raiders of the Lost Ark + 'Mummy' + 'Ghost Blowing the Lantern'

Publicity, it will definitely take advantage of the situation, and touching porcelain Hollywood is the most common practice in those years!

"Cyborg" blatantly touched "Iron Man";

Invite a celebrity to make a cameo, and dare to carry the publicity!

But like "Thorn Tomb", there are still a few, after all, "Ghost Blowing the Lantern" is Zhang Junsheng's work!

Frankly speaking, the story of "Thorn Tomb" is catastrophic, and the actors' performances explain what zero acting skills are!

Even Chen Daoming, who plays a supporting role, is incomprehensible!

It can only show that the uncle's vision of looking at the book makes people speechless...

Zhu Yanping's partner Zhou Jielun!

Have you ever watched Slam Dunk?

It is said that Uncle Ming first pushed "Mei Lanfang", then "Confucius", and then took over the filming of "Thorn Tomb"...

Probably trying to prove his box office appeal?

There is also a bunch of whitewashing saying'The role of Chen Daoming in this bad movie is very tasteful, others are looking for the ancient city, he is going back to the ancient city, he is going to die - to seek the stability of the soul, his way back to the ancient city is actually to seek self-redemption. ’

Come on, Director Chen is just to act in a movie with a high box office!

It's not that Zhou Jielun has one more 'Lun' word than Zhou Jie!

During the publicity, Zhu Yanping made it clear that the reason why he was asked to star in "Thorn Tomb" was because he took a fancy to his attraction to mature women, and Chen Daoming said with a smile: "I am content to be a teacher killer." ”

What does this phrase mean?

Lao Tzu has a market, at least in the area of the teacher's grandmother...

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"Late Night Canteen" Wu Xin's acting skills were criticized and exaggerated, and Wu Xin himself responded publicly on Weibo, which roughly means: "Although I acted poorly, I worked hard." ”

Then the patriarch of the Happy Family also came to speak out in support, and the general content was: "Although we acted poorly, we must give us the opportunity and time to correct it, and we are working hard." ”

In this regard, many people want to say, it's not that you are not allowed to work hard, nor that you are not given the opportunity to correct, but you have worked hard for decades to shoot countless bad movies, which has proved that even your efforts are in vain.

This sentence is also given to Zhou Jielun!

In terms of acting, you are an outsider intruder, no matter how much aura blessing you have, people can't praise your embarrassing acting skills with a touch of conscience, and there is no reason to pay for your embarrassing acting skills.

Back to the Happy Family.

They didn't want to have a place in the entertainment industry, let alone dare to get any awards, they were just using the fame circle accumulated in the entertainment industry today to cheat fans of money, as soon as the money arrived, they turned around and left!

You don't expect them to make much contribution to the entertainment industry, let alone expect them to promote the development of Chinese films in the entertainment industry, their group of uninvited guests will only bring a bad atmosphere to the Chinese film market, making everyone think that as long as they are two-legged people can act, as long as they stare at them they are surprised, as long as they scream, they are afraid, which makes the already deformed film market even more deformed.

Frankly speaking, Trun Lun's talent in music is obvious to all, and he is also very talented in the field of film screenwriting, the script of "The Secret That Can't Be Said" has said it all, but it is really bad in terms of acting, and "Thorn Tomb" is surprisingly bad!

Fortunately, he did not entangle himself in the film industry, and I hope that he can be cautious about movies in the future.

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Zhu Yanping, at the Golden Horse Awards, Tao Jingying praised Chairman Hou Xiaoxian, and then said: Director Zhu Yanping, what an important director...

I don't know what Hou Xiaoxian, who is regarded as an international director, feels.

But if Zhu Yanping is asked to speak, of course he feels that he is important, because over the past few decades, he has made many commercial films, some of which are blockbusters and some of which can be called classics.

However, there is a premise limit to this evaluation, that is, the number of things that cannot be seen is far greater than the number that can be seen.

Zhu Yanping's constant repetition and clumsy imitation were not only spurned by the audience, but the greater harm was the self-abandonment of martial arts.

Stepping into the new century, the amazing freak who concocted "Two Birds with One Stone" - if I were to evaluate the list of bad Chinese movies, there is no doubt that "Two Birds with One Stone" is a favorable contender for the championship!

Zhu Yanping very much wants to use the box office figures to justify his name!

With a standard Zhu movie "Slam Dunk", he became famous, and the salted fish turned over and brought his influence to the mainland.

At this time, the mainland market is like a vast desert, with endless treasures buried underneath, waiting for film directors from all walks of life to dig up!

"Thorn Tomb" is filmed in the western treasure, which is surprisingly consistent with his thoughts.

"Thorn Tomb" did throw out several trump cards in the bends, Zhou Jielun, who is still full of all-round appeal, Lin Zhilin, who explored the depths of the water at the beginning of "Red Cliff", with the assistance of Zeng Zhiwei, Chen Daoming and other people, it is difficult to not pay attention.

In those years, crooked actors and Hong Kong actors were naturally a grade higher than mainland actors!

But unfortunately, the director of this movie is Zhu Yanping.

With this one, that's enough!

There is no logic in the story of "Thorn Tomb", the inexplicable toilet paper bandage man, the white-eyed desert eagle and his lover, these people appear and disappear bizarrely, unbelievable, looking back, for that burst of crackling and beating.

said that it was a visit to the mausoleum, but even where the entrance was not revealed, several protagonists probably used the legendary escape technique, how sloppy they were, and Zeng Zhiwei's character simply disappeared when he fled later. As for the Sandstorm Corps and the ghost soldiers in the tomb in the film, they are really pretending to be ghosts, and they can't be explained.

The few scenes that can be watched in "Thorn Tomb" can only be plays, one will be in the inn, one will be in the desert, and one will be underground, the director pinned them together in the form of a string of sugar gourds, and the result is to eat one and spit out the other, which is completely unright.

When it comes to the scene of falling in love, Zhou Jielun and Lin Zhilin are clearly a pair of sisters and brothers who don't match, but this man is still cool, ignorant of love, and has a fluctuating attitude...

They couldn't take it away, they didn't complete the task of seizing the treasure of the Thorn Tomb, and Zhou Jielun didn't "stab" Lin Zhilin.

He seems to have a disdainful posture, hoping to continue to wander in the other world, uninhibited and indulgent in freedom.

Some people say that "Thorn Tomb" pays tribute to "New Dragon Gate Inn" and "Raiders of the Lost Ark", please, anyone with a discerning eye can see that there is no foundation culture in this film, and it is completely in the gap between product placement and stitches to put some action scenes without plot into it.

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Chinese movies, we can forgive in terms of special effects, and we can be tolerant in terms of production level, but if even the two most basic factors: narrative and characters cannot be guaranteed, then simply don't watch Chinese movies!

"Thorn Tomb", no matter how you look at it, is a big bad movie!

A movie starring Daiki Higashii and Yui Hata...

When "The Wind" was promoted, a reporter mentioned "Thorn Tomb", and Zhang Junsheng directly replied, "Zhu Yanping is a symbol of bad movies, if my fans go to watch "Thorn Tomb", it will be irresponsible for the movie!'

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