The matchmaker didn't care so much, pushed my back, flew to the door of the space and landed, looked inside, and was stunned! It was full of delicacies from the mountains and the sea, placed on a round table, and even the chairs were complete, looking luxurious and elegant, and there was a smell of vegetables wafting from afar......

Let's go in...... Sun Wukong counted the heads with his hands, including him, there were me, Chang'e, Wu Gang, matchmaker, Wan Lisha, and Silly Hongma, a total of seven people, one of the eight seats was empty, and there were eight plates and a big bowl on it......

The matchmaker was curious, stared at a plate and asked, "What is this?"

Sun Wukong shouted "ahhh ”

I'm confused, this kind of thing grows in the bamboo forest, can I eat it?

Sun Wukong screamed for a while, stretched out his furry hand, grabbed a small stick on the plate and put it into the sauce, and said, "It's so fresh!

Chang Chang pulled the horse's face and reprimanded: "Monkey head - your paws are stuck into the plate, and others still can't eat it?

When I saw it, there were no chopsticks, only a small bowl for eating, and asked Sun Wukong to find it......

Is this thing useful? Sun Wukong's hand flashed, and the golden hoop stick turned into seven pairs of chopsticks and placed them on the table......

I panicked to get it, but I couldn't even use the strength to feed......

This is strange? Such a heavy thing will not collapse when pressed against the round table, as if it does not feel at all.

Everyone was as embarrassed as I was, and even Wu Gang grinned and said, "This thing looks so good as chopsticks, but I can't pick it up......"

Sun Wukong took a pair of dishes, first put a little of the dishes on each plate into the basket and ate them, and then shouted to all the chopsticks, "Lighter, lighter, until everyone can pick it up......"

After saying that, I picked it up lightly, and everyone did the same; Chang'e put a piece of something into the cup and chewed it, and shouted a strange voice: "It's delicious!"

When I look at the plates, they look like worms, how can this thing be eaten?

Sun Wukong said without doubt: This is called sea cucumber, and its body is covered with non-toxic meat thorns, and it is no different from ordinary dishes if it is not cooked well......

Does this thing belong to an animal or not? People who believe in Buddhism don't kill, so how can they come to the table?

Sun Wukong is very cunning and can speak well: "All the delicacies of the mountains and seas are a dish, since they can be placed on the table, they are not animal ......"

I didn't get a satisfactory answer, and I was depressed! Besides, any seafood such as geoducks, octopus, nudibranchs, and razor clams should all belong to animals, so how can they be hunted......

Chang'e pulled down the gloomy

Ma face, scolded: "You are not a believer, you can eat such delicious things, and you can't stuff your food?"

Sun Wukong was extremely excited, eating this and eating that, never whether it was an animal or not, anyway, it was a dish changed by Guanyin Bodhisattva......

I was already depressed, and I was a little angry with Chang'e, and I felt very uncomfortable, and I always wanted to find something to vent......

Sun Wukong has the thickest skin, and there is still a lot left, and said: "This is the delicacies of the mountains and seas of Elysium, take a little back and let the little ones taste it." ”

As soon as he conjured up a pocket, before he could put it away, he even took the table and burrowed into the floor of the space, and it was gone......

Sun Wukong screamed "hey, hey", looked everywhere, but didn't find it......

Chang'e couldn't hold back again, was she annoyed? The bounce flew up, and she went directly to Guanyin Bodhisattva's ear and whispered, "Can I borrow this room?"

Guanyin's body moved, turned to face Chang'e and asked, "What are you borrowing the room for?"

I was afraid that others would hear about this thing, so I whispered in the ear of Guanyin Bodhisattva with my hand: "I haven't had sex with my husband for a long time!

Guanyin Bodhisattva waved his hand, and the space disappeared, just said lightly: "This is the Pure Land, I can't agree to your request." ”

Chang'e was about to go crazy! She jumped up and down in front of me and complained: "Husband, Guanyin Bodhisattva doesn't allow it, and says that it is a pure land; doesn't it mean that there is nothing you want in the Elysian World? Why can't I just borrow it?"

As soon as I heard this, I must have stood on Chang'e's side and said, "What kind of Elysium is this?

I don't know how to get it, Guanyin Bodhisattva can actually hear it and wave to me......

I'm very angry, and I don't care what world he is, anyway, it's black, it's not right, it should be bright, I flicked my body and flew up, and stopped in front of Guanyin face to face, my body was not as big as her nose, and I asked in a rotten voice: "What's the matter?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva wants to tell me a story: Once upon a time, a husband and wife came to the Elysian World, and after playing enough, they also wanted to live as a husband and wife, and they asked the Buddha for a place, and the Buddha only said one sentence: "When you come to the Pure Land, you must not have such a request! If you want to be sexually happy, find another place! If you don't talk about it, you should understand; and then, they didn't stay long and then left......

I am an official, can I not hear this kind of words? After thinking about it for a long time, I went over and said to Chang'e: "The Bodhisattva said that we can find a place by ourselves!"

Chang'e was very happy, in front of everyone, her hand flashed, the rocket turned out, she dragged the section of her buttocks with her hand, it turned into a full moon, and she flew in and shouted: "Husband, come quickly!"

This move, the Buddha is very nervous, and he doesn't speak, depending on what we do......

As soon as I bounced into the full moon, the horse rose and flew higher and higher, and in a moment it was gone......

The voices of the matchmaker, Wan Lisa, and Silly Red Mom came from afar: "Husband, wait for me-"

Sun Wukong saw that Chang'e and I were gone, and there was no play, so he shouted loudly: "Bodhisattva - my old grandson will come to see you next time...... flashed, and it was gone......

At this time, I knew that I had been fooled; Chang'e didn't look back, flashed, came to the Guanghan Palace, broke through the wall directly, and threw us on the full moon bed and disappeared......

Chang'e finally couldn't help laughing: "It's okay now! The matchmaker, Wan Lisa, and Silly Red Mother will stay in Elysium forever;

I didn't expect Chang'e to be a scheming person, otherwise, Ben Yue would never be her, it would probably be Hou Yi......

Chang'e took out the bottle of magic elixir from her wide sleeve, gently poured out five pills, and didn't care if she could eat so much, she just put it next to me and rolled it down her throat......

In less than a minute, I was bouncing and fidgeting, almost unable to hold it back, panting and howling like a tiger......

Chang'e jumped up with joy, hung her hands tightly around my neck and shouted, "Husband, you love me to death!"

"Oh my God! Her feminine breath is so fresh, I can't wait to bite her face a dozen times, I don't know if I can satisfy my cravings?"

Although Chang'e did not tremble, her face full of love flashed with spring, and she bit down on my face and gently pressed it with her upper and lower teeth, indicating that she was reluctant to bite down......

At this point, her body was hot, higher than the fever temperature, and the insane smell emanating from her body forced me to hug her tightly......

"Bang", slammed into the bed, and the two of them didn't hurt, rolling around along the full moon bed......

No one thought that the taste of sexual bliss was fresher than the delicacies of the mountains and seas of Elysium......

Chang'e's ambition is very great, a ray of spring light appeared on her face, and her expression was restrained: "Husband, I want to be blessed for 10,000 years and give birth to a lot of babies for you...... I don't believe anyone else dares to say that I can't have children!"

Who doesn't want their own offspring? I have a lot of women, and the most productive ones are the blue peony fairies, and those children seem to have nothing to do with me. It is not a sexual blessing - it is made by combining test tubes, and other complex spells are unknown. If Chang'e wants to fulfill this wish, according to her age, it can only be a state of mind......

Chang'e doesn't think so, and says that she will change, and she will turn her body into an innocent girl, and it is impossible for her to be infertile......

This is also new, whether Chang'e will change? Only she knows, if she has learned from her teacher, it may still be too late - the fairy has no accidents, and should live forever......

"Oh my God, Chang'e and I went crazy for more than a dozen rounds, and she finally couldn't help but jump, one moment into the bathing room, the other popping out again, rolling on the bed for a while, shivering and humming......"

Chang'e's appearance is exciting, and she can't wait to pounce on her like a hungry wolf...... At this time, a man's voice came from outside: "Chang'e—where are you?"

(End of chapter)

Immortal Dao Saint Venerable