Chapter Seventy-Eight: Sure enough, there's a leg, scumbag

"I'm sorry, there's a prohibition on alcohol, you can't drink. ”

As soon as these words came out, Chen Yang reacted, feeling that these people are really a group of wolves, and at the same time, Chen Yang also admires their law-abiding, since the prohibition of alcohol, soldiers are not allowed to drink outside, so to speak, in places that cannot be supervised, there are still a lot of alcoholics.

Obey the rules like they do.

Being able to spontaneously abide by the prohibition made Chen Yang very admirable.

After all, protecting the family and defending the country is a big thing, and you must always keep a clear head, but I didn't think it would be so big, a whole table of fat house happy water, who has drunk wine, who doesn't know, you can fight anything, fight happy water, it's just happy and sad.

Happy water, one bottle is cool to drink, two bottles are okay, three bottles will kill you, four bottles of stomach swelling like balls, five bottles will make you vomit until your legs cramp, Chen Yang also did this kind of stupid thing when he was in college, and replaced beer with happy water to drink.

As a result, the entire dormitory, within two hours, all ran to vomit, and Chen Yang took the aluminum can of Coke brought by the short-haired man.

"Smack".

In less than half a minute, blow off a whole bottle.

Seeing that Chen Yang finished blowing a bottle of happy water, the short-haired man stretched out his hand and introduced himself: "My name is Jiang Jun, a comrade-in-arms of transcendence. ”

After Chen Yang and Chaoyue sat down, the two sat together, and then the people in the box took the initiative to introduce themselves to Chen Yang one by one:

Xu Yuan, transcendence's comrade-in-arms and roommate.

Liang Zichao, a comrade-in-arms who transcends.

Zhang Tutu, a comrade-in-arms who transcended.

Li Xingxing, Chaoyue's roommate, it's a pleasure to meet you, and after speaking, he sat down unceremoniously and said with a smile: "It's really better to see than to hear, I always heard Chaoyue talk about you before." ”

"What did she say about me?" Chen Yang said with a smile.

Li Xingxing smiled: "It's a lot, such as robbing you of food, and ......."

Chaoyue's face darkened, staring at Li Xingxing, feeling that if she dared to say more, she would be directly destroyed humanely.

Li Xingxing smiled, took out his mobile phone directly, and said to Chen Yang: "Handsome guy, add WeChat, and I'll tell you slowly, there are many stories." ”

Xu Yuan next to him took a sip of his drink alone, and said lightly: "Transcendence, you'd better be careful, Xingxing has never liked these muscular men, and likes the weak type, take a good look, otherwise this sassy fox will definitely steal fish." ”

"Little girl, who is the fox. Li Xingxing was unhappy: "Don't slander my image in front of handsome guys, I'm just good-looking." ”

Zhang Tutu, who was next to him with a muscle explosion, was very weak in disguise, and raised his eyebrows: "Sister Xingxing, you see that I am so weak, it doesn't suit your appetite, come and steal me, I really don't want money, the service is not bad." ”

"Dead perverted. ”

"If you look ugly, don't come out and be scary. ”

"......" Zhang Tutu felt that he had received 10,000 critical hits, and directly picked up a bottle of happy water and dice, sat next to Chen Yang, and said in an unkind tone: "Brother, you can play big talk." ”

"Yes. Chen Yang said.

"Come two sets, and if you lose, drink this. Zhang Tutu deliberately shook the happy water and said.

"Yes. Chen Yang nodded.

"I'm going to play too. Li Xingxing agreed.

Chaoyue frowned and glanced at Zhang Tutu, feeling that this person was a little unkind, so he followed and said, "I'll come too." ”

"Come too, it's not fun to drink alone. Xu Yuan also said.

"I'll come too. Liang Zichao said.

After five people finished rolling the dice together.

The host let the guest go first, Chen Yang took the lead in speaking, and shouted directly in one breath: "Seven six." ”

Zhang Tutu, who was under Chen Yang's family, was instantly stupid.

"Damn, that's so ruthless. I'm going to kill me for this. Zhang Tutu looked at his points, directly opened his dice and said with a smile: I'm sorry, I'll open it, there is no six. ”

Li Xingxing smiled: "I'm one." ”

Xu Yuan said: "I'm also one." ”

Then Chen Yang lifted his dice and said with a smile: "There is no six." ”

"Brother, this is too ruthless, you don't have a six, you dare to shout so big, don't go too deep in the routine, otherwise you will only harm yourself. Zhang Tutu directly opened a bottle of happy water to Chen Yang.

"Come on, you're done. ”

He just finished speaking.

Transcendence opened his dice, four sixes, and a red dot, according to the way they play, the red dots can replace any number, that is, five sixes, plus the other two, no more, no less, just seven sixes, Zhang Tutu, who had just opened Coke, looked at the dice of Transcendence and was stunned.

Directly put the Coke in his hand, blew it in one go, and after blowing, he looked at Chaoyue with a resentful face, and complained: "Sister Chaoyue, you husband is crazy, is there such a pit for your little brother, no, come again, I want to take revenge." ”

Transcendence didn't have much reaction, especially the four words of the husband maniac, she had long been used to hearing it, because Chen Yang had been rising more delicately, when she was in school, she would inevitably be coveted by other girls, and at the same time, she would also be jealous of some bad students.

Normal before school bullying appears.

She will settle it directly, so Chen Yang has been living smoothly in the six years of middle school, and has never been bullied by anyone.

(Chen Yang: MMP, you bully me the most.) )

After restarting the dice rolling.

The loser began to shout, Zhang Tutu was very unhappy after being by Chen Yang once, this time he shook it for a long time, looked at his dice, and the corners of his mouth raised an arc, this time the dice noodles can be 100% capable of engaging others.

There are a total of five people playing together.

If they shouted six sixes directly at the beginning, they should not dare to open their own, and then when they came to transcendence, it was estimated that they would shout seven twos, or seven sixes...... When it was Chen Yang's turn, there were already eight, six, or nine things to say.

As long as he shouts nine, Zhang Tutu will fire him immediately.

It's just that what Zhang Tutu didn't expect was that as soon as she finished shouting, she shouted directly, and after opening the dice, she frowned and said, "Shunzi, isn't it a point." ”

Zhang Tutu looked at her dice.

Completely dumbfounded.

His straight is: 23456

And the transcendent straight is even more ruthless: 12345

, don't play like this.

Five people and two straights, but there are still three people, six sixes are still hopeful, and then Li Xingxing opened it: "I'm sorry, I don't have six." ”

Liu Yuan also said: "I don't have six either." ”

Zhang Tutu shook his head, the five people didn't even have a six, what's the matter tonight, could it be that he was really lucky.

Zhang Tutu opened another bottle of happy water, he didn't believe in evil, and shouted: "Come again, I won't believe that I carry it like this." ”

However......

It seems to be really back.

Zhang Tutu felt that he was about to collapse, and after a few rounds, he had already drunk five or six bottles, and he was full of carbohydrates, and finally couldn't help it: "Wait, I'm going to the toilet." ”

Just as he went to the toilet.

Liang Zichao took Zhang Tutu's place, and this time at his suggestion, the loser could choose to drink happy water or do push-ups, a bottle of happy water for fifty push-ups.

When I hear this.

Chen Yang's head grew in an instant, but he couldn't be cowardly.

Push-ups themselves definitely can't get them, but don't talk about Coke water, he is simply invincible in this, after Zhang Tutu came out of the toilet, he wiped his mouth, his eyes were still bloodshot, and he said to Chen Yang and Chaoyue: "Ma Dan, come again, I don't believe it." ”

As a result, it didn't take long for Zhang Tutu and Liang Zichao to lie on the ground and began to do push-ups rapidly, and in less than a minute, they finished fifty, and after getting up, they gritted their teeth and looked at Chen Yang and Chaoyue, they were really a pair of adulterers.

Both of them did not believe in evil.

Keep rolling the dice.

As a result, he still took turns to lie on the ground and do push-ups, and then the short-haired man named Jiang Jun also joined the dice army, and not long after, the three of them did push-ups side by side.

Two hours later.

Chen Yang, who ran out of European gas, also ran to the toilet twice, and all the drinks on the table were drunk by Chen Yang and those women.

Four men, lying on the ground and doing push-ups together.

Zhang Tutu, who lost a total of 20 rounds, shouted as he did: "957, 958..."

Liang Zichao: "742..."

Jiang Jun: "633..."

And Chen Yang gritted his teeth and shouted: "97...98..."

At about nine o'clock, Chen Yang secretly settled the box fee by going to the toilet, and when they were singing, he secretly ran outside the KTV and leaned against the corridor to smoke a cigarette.

He hadn't taken a few puffs yet.

I didn't want to go beyond and came out.

Chen Yang hurriedly pinched out the cigarette.

Chaoyue also leaned against the corridor, looked at the neon city in front of him, and said lightly: "Thank you for coming tonight." ”

Chen Yang grinned and said, "I will definitely come." ”

Chaoyue sighed lightly and said, "I heard that when you were in college, you chased a girl very seriously?"

Chen Yang was stunned: "How do you know." “

Chaoyue directly took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, and showed it to Chen Yang, after Chen Yang took the mobile phone, the avatar chatting with Chaoyue seemed to be the second child.

When was it added?

Chen Yang glanced at the chat history.

There was an impulse to send the second child to the morgue, this forgetful Wang Ba calf sold him all, Chen Yang, who had a black face, replied with a transcendent mobile phone: "Li Chunhua don't let you see you, see you once, beat you once." ”

"Are you Yangzi?" the other party replied in seconds.

"It's your uncle and me. ”

"I'll rub it, I'll just say, when I ate at the small fried restaurant that day, I felt weird, and I really had a leg, scumbag. ”

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