Chapter 1426: Praying Mantis Catches Cicadas
Shang Rui smiled and blinked his eyes and said, "Yes, it's very on the road, as long as this thing is done, if anyone dares to trouble you in the future, you can report my name directly, we are friends!"
What a big pie!
Li Zhi grinned in his heart, if you don't report your name, you may only be beaten, maybe you will be beaten to death by others, you are so angry, presumably the enemy will not be less!
But he can't show it on his face, and now Li Zhi sets himself up as 'honest', 'duty', and 'ordinary', and he has to treat them, the eldest lady, the son, a little dog-legged.
"Miss Shang, what do you want me to do?"
In fact, there is no need to guess, Li Zhi knows that there must be something to do with the 'Sea Clan Princess' Moniel who went in just now, and the two of them came in one after the other, so it's no wonder that they are not tired!
"Hehe, what are you doing...... Shang Rui rolled his eyes, smiled and said: "You don't need to ask about this first, you know that your benefits must be indispensable, right, maybe it can also let you experience a strange kind of Yanfu!"
And Yanfu?
Li Zhi touched his nose and nodded and waited for her to command.
Dog eats dog, I just happened to see the excitement, whether it was Shang Rui or the sea princess Monel, the two little girls were not good at stubble, and there was no good friendship with Li Zhi.
"Do you like that little sea monster Monel?" Shang Rui asked in a low voice.
"This, I don't like it, and I don't hate it. Li Zhi thought about it and said very pertinently, from his current point of view, it is the most unwise to talk about others.
Shang Rui pursed her lips, glanced at Li Zhi and Yao Zhiruo's residence, and then pulled Li Zhi to the side, there were many people here.
"Let me tell you, don't look at that little sea monster on the outside, but in fact he is an old goblin, at least hundreds or thousands of years old. ”
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"What she likes most is to eat people's hearts and drink human blood!"
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"So, she is not only my enemy, but also the enemy of our entire human race, we are going to eliminate the harm for the people today and rectify her together!"
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Li Zhi almost didn't amuse Shang Rui, playing with you with a three-year-old doll, do I really look like that kind of idiot?
"Miss Shang means that you want me to assassinate Monil? No, this is absolutely not good, let's not say that I don't dare, that's it, even if I dare, I don't have the ability, people can slap me to death, not to mention, Moniel is still a guest who came to our wedding today, how can I ......" Li Zhi said with a difficult face.
Shang Rui rolled his eyes, interrupted Li Zhi's words, giggled and laughed, "Idiot, what do you think, do you think I Shang Rui looks like that kind of woman with big breasts and no brains? Don't worry, I won't let you do such a stupid thing!"
I don't know why, I suddenly had a little heat from the bottom of my heart, looking at the 'honest' man in front of me, I used to only have disdain and contempt in my heart, but now I have a little more appreciation, and I can't help but want to let him lean on my side, as if this will make me more comfortable.
But I didn't realize that there was something wrong with my body, and I was still thinking about my own little calculations.
Letting Li Zhi assassinate the 'Sea Clan Princess' Moniel is definitely the stupidest way, not to mention the success rate, even if it can be successful, this kid shouldn't do it.
Killing Monel is also the most loss-making business, and the dead are not worth living!
Therefore, the plan in Shang Rui's heart is to capture the 'Sea Clan Princess' alive, and the person who makes the shot will not be Li Zhi, he will play the role of a chess piece at most, and the last person to make a move will be himself!
"You're going to do this for a while...... Shang Rui didn't care about avoiding suspicion or not, he directly pulled him over and muttered in his ear.
"No, no!"
Li Zhi shook his head and refused while listening, with a scared look on his face, anyway, Shang Rui didn't see the flaw, in this world, chest and IQ can also be determined to be not completely proportional, who said that big breasts must be brainless, Shang Rui's chest is not big, but the brain power is not too good.
Of course, she herself must have thought she was smart!
"That's it! If you don't do it, you just don't give me face and don't give me face, I will be very unhappy, very unhappy, maybe you will make a big and big ugly appearance today, such as stripping off your clothes and throwing them in the front hall for people to 'see'.
You may not care, but what will you think of your delicate bride, my senior sister? When the time comes, you will lose the face of the Yao family, will you still have a foothold in the Yao family? So, you must listen to me, be obedient, there is no room for choice!"
Shang Rui stuck to Li Zhi's body, threatening and inducing at the same time.
What makes Li Zhi feel weird is that this 'little witch' is too willing, isn't it?
"Then, I'm ......" Li Zhi pretended to be hesitant on his face.
Syllable!
Shang Rui slapped Li Zhi on the shoulder, and snorted: "Don't toast and don't eat, eat and drink, hurry up and do what I say, our time is limited, at most a quarter of an hour, even if someone finds out in the end, it has nothing to do with you, if you want to find trouble, that little sea monster will only find trouble for me!"
"Okay!"
Li Zhi was threatened, and he had to come, at least this expression was the outstanding expression on his face.
In the room, Yao Zhi didn't expect the princess of the Sea Clan Monel to come, her brows furrowed slightly, and then dissipated, Li Zhi needed to hibernate, why didn't she, the eldest lady of the Yao family, need it!
"Your Royal Highness Princess Monel, you came here in person, do you have any orders?"
Yao Zhiruo shook her head, her eyes looked around the room, and said casually, "Did your junior sister Shang Rui, that stinky girl come over just now?"
"Shang Rui?" Yao Zhiruo was stunned, shook her head and said in surprise, "No!"
There is no deal between the two, if Yao Zhi knows, what is unexpected is that how could Monil, the princess of the Sea Clan, come to find Shang Rui here?
'Sea Clan Princess' Moniel retracted her gaze, did not hide it, and said with a smile: "I followed her into the backyard, and when I came in, there was no shadow of her." ”
If Shang Rui was here, he would have discovered himself a long time ago, so it is better to tell these things directly!
"She really didn't come?" Monil's gaze shifted to Yao Zhiruo's face.
Yao Zhiruo shook her head: "I didn't see it!"
Monel looked at Yao Zhiruo's eyes, feeling that the other party didn't seem to be lying, and muttered to herself: "I didn't come to you, where did I go!"
Although Yao Zhi didn't see Shang Rui, it didn't prove that she was really not in this room!
"You really can't cultivate?" Moniel diverted the topic, looked at Yao Zhiruo and said, "Is there a way, if you need my help, you can tell it, we are not enemies between us, but I myself admire you very much!"
Admire?
Hehe!
Yao Zhi said in her heart that it would be strange if you believe it, maybe she went crazy and lost her cultivation ability, maybe she laughed secretly for a long time, after all, there is one less competitor, and there is one less pressure, and Moniel will definitely not want to recover.
What you think in your heart, you can't show it in your mouth.
said indifferently: "Thank you Princess Moniel for your kindness, the family and the elders of the sect are helpless, I am already a wasted person, and then I just want to follow my man and live an ordinary life, I will not have any thoughts about cultivation matters, and I don't want to grudge with anyone anymore!"
"Oh, that's a pity!" Moniel sighed.
While chatting, Li Zhi walked in with a fruit bowl!
"Didn't you go to the front hall to entertain friends?" Moniel looked at Li Zhi who came in, squinted her eyes, and asked with a smile. Li Zhi went and returned, which immediately made her very vigilant.
Li Zhigan smiled and said, "Come and send you some fruit!"
"Thanks, is the fruit sweet?" asked Monel, her eyes rolling and smiling.
Li Zhi was stunned for a moment, and said with an embarrassed smile: "I don't know if it's sweet or not, it should, it should be quite sweet!"
Pretend, naturally he has to come to a full set, and he should act like this!
"Hehe, Shang Rui asked you to come, right? That stinky girl, did you put something bad in the fruit and want to harm me?" Monelle asked with a smile.
"I ...... I don't know!" Li Zhi's face changed, and he hurriedly shook his head and said, "I don't know anything!"
Yao Zhiruo frowned slightly, a little puzzled in her heart, although she didn't know what was going on, but Li Zhi's performance was a little exaggerated, in her opinion, it was a little fake. However, people who don't know enough about him should not be able to see it, such as Her Royal Highness Monel, the princess of the Sea Clan!
"I know you're forced, and I won't trouble you!" Moniel took a grape from the fruit bowl, put it in her mouth, and said with a smile: "Shang Rui, do you have this little IQ? Isn't it too shallow, do you think it will be useful to use this little trick between us?"
"Yes, why not, you little sea monster is so stupid!" Shang Ruijiao smiled and walked in from outside.
"You're not stupid? This kind of indiscriminate trick, this princess can see through it at a glance, and she even takes it out to show her ugliness, it's really embarrassing to say!" Monielle rolled her eyes.
Knowing that the fruit is poisonous, he dares to put it in his mouth, which is enough to prove that Moniel doesn't take the other party seriously.
Artists are bold!
"Do you think the fruit is poisonous?" Shang Rui blinked and walked over with a coquettish smile.
"Nope!" Moniel shook her head.
Shang Rui nodded and said with a smile: "That's right, there is no poison in the fruit!"
"And where did you put the poison?" asked Monil, seemingly curious.
"Poison, you little sea monster, you should have a treasure to avoid poison, right?" Shang Rui said with a smile: "So, if I poison you, it will definitely not have any effect!"
Not poisoned?
Moniel frowned slightly, sniffed in the air, and her face changed: "Fragrance? You put poison on this kid?
"Clever!"
Shang Rui smiled, as if he was very happy, with a look of how smart you are, and said: "However, I told you everything, it's not a poison, but a technological product, it won't make you lose anything, including sanity, thinking, ability, at most, it will only magnify your desires, and make you want to find a man a little bit." Hee-hee, are you looking at him very pleasing now?"
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'Sea Clan Princess' Moniel was speechless, and Yao Zhiruo, who was sitting next to her, was also speechless.
Li Zhi's eyes widened even more, Nima, what she said was that she was just a decoration, no matter what she did, it had nothing to do with her, so now it was on herself again?
"There's no need to be so alarmed, this specially extracted chemical gas won't make you feel any discomfort, of course you can kill them now, but it's useless, kill them, you will also meet other people of the opposite sex, if you want to break this kind of thing, the first thing you have to do now is to take a shower, remember to take a cold shower!" Shang Rui continued with a smile.
"Stinky girl, you are looking for death!"
The princess of the Sea Clan, Moniel, was really angry, and she still fell in love with the other party. If you are not mistaken, the water supply system in the entire Yao family is not clean now.
It's for yourself!
Leaving the Yao family is the wisest choice.
"Giggles, did you think of it? That's right, it's who, but if you want to leave now, I'm afraid it won't work, I won't let you go, as for your subordinates, I've already called someone to stop them!" Shang Rui said with a happy smile.