What Wang Jiabao's sister, that's obviously Liang Shuang, it's just that she is not dressed normally today, with bells and whistles. Well... Let me think about how to describe it, like a peacock with flowers and branches, no, no, or more like a walking man-eating flower.

The window is relatively small, barely enough for two people to lie side by side and look down, so I stacked it on top of the two of them, if it was really Wang Jiabao's sister, I wouldn't look at it, but now the person standing downstairs is Liang Shuang, her danger factor is no less than that of a terrorist, and Wang Jiabao is a well-known little nymphomaniac, don't look at the usual stumbling and even talking is not good, but when I see the girl, I can't walk with excitement, my eyes are shining, how can a teammate who is so undetermined be reliable, so I must always pay attention to the movement downstairs, and run away as soon as there is any trouble。

Banban was pressed by me uncomfortably, and kept moving around, for the safety of my life, I crushed him to death, and warned him not to make any noise, and I did not want to attract the attention of the enemy.

Wang Jiabao, a rabbit cub, couldn't resist the temptation of the enemy in the end, not because the enemy was too beautiful, but because our teammates were too cute. Not only that, but he sold his teammates to sell it thoroughly, the small hand pointed to the window, and the four eyes were facing each other, and I happened to have a very fierce collision with Liang Shuang's fierce eyes, and a spirited body quickly withdrew from the window.

"Zhong Keyu, you're going to die, why don't you say a word when you put yourself away, I almost fell down!" Ban Ban patted his chest and glared at me in shock.

I'm too lazy to argue with him now, otherwise I have to have a good fight with him, what kind of calf is nonsense, the anti-theft net is so tightly arranged, it is difficult to even drop a towel, how can he be so embarrassed to say that he is afraid of falling down.

After a moment's thought, I turned around and ran downstairs, only to hear a ridiculous conversation coming from behind me. "Brother, what are you running?" "He must be afraid that I will beat him, so he quickly slipped away before I could do it." ”

Fortunately, I went downstairs fast enough, and when I came down one step later, Liang Shuang rushed directly into the boys' dormitory building.

"Why are you here?" I stopped in front of Liang Shuang with a sudden brake and said panting. The enemy is too cunning to run, so he can only use roundabout tactics to stabilize her and wait for the opportunity to slip away.

"Hehehe, I missed you and came to see you. Liang Shuangpi said with a smile, this summer scared me into a cold sweat.

"Well, I thought you were dressed up like this to participate in some kind of competition. I said a few words casually in fear, and now I just hope that she will take two steps out quickly, after all, this is a boys' dormitory building, and today is just a holiday time, and people come and go, which is easy to misunderstand.

"What are you looking at? your eyes are wandering, is it a beautiful appointment?" she scoffed.

"No, no, there is no beauty. I hurriedly waved my hand.

"Am I not?" Liang Shuang pinched his chin with one hand, and dragged his chin with the other hand around his chest, looking at me meaningfully.

How do I feel like I've fallen into the big pit she dug in advance, there's no way to go, and now she seems to be the only one who can pull me up, but looking at her sneering expression, it seems that she has taken me as a prey, and I won't give up if I don't fiddle with death.

No matter what, anyway, the back and horizontal are dead, and you have to fight with her before you can admit it, otherwise it will be too embarrassing.

"Yes, yes, you're a beautiful woman. I thought to myself that this time I must be right to follow her, which Cheng imagined that a straight man like me, whose IQ was obviously higher than EQ, would be defeated in two sentences under her hands.

"Hmph! Zhong Keyu, you have changed, you big pig's trotters, you lied to me! I just said no, now I don't admit myself, I obviously made an appointment, and I still don't admit it! Now I've found out, right? Hurry up and tell you honestly, which little vixen you have made an appointment, I want to see if she dares to be presumptuous in front of me!!" She spit lotus flowers in her witty words, and I was stunned by this word, if it weren't for my strong mind, I might have been carried on a stretcher on the way to the emergency room.

Me: "......... Belch. ”

"Look at you, look at you, now I have nothing to say, let me tell you, you are called a thief. She said reluctantly.

Oh my God, let the thunder kill me, I can't stand the feeling of being toyed with and applauded.

Seeing that I didn't speak, she simply started directly, pushed me backwards a few steps, and asked while pushing, "Tell me quickly, which goblin did you make an appointment, no wonder you ignored me last night, I know that you have been a little abnormal recently, is it the one who confessed to you last time, how can your position be so unfirm!! how can it be like this! Say it quickly, say it quickly............

I feel that I have lost the dignity of a student council president, this is the No. 1 Middle School, the territory I cover, a girl dares to shout like this here, and the most annoying thing is that I have nothing to do with her.

"Brother, are you doing tai chi??? this is Zhong Xiaozhuo's first sentence after coming to the door of the building.

I wasn't tortured to death by Liang Shuang, but I was almost pissed off by my own brother, if I can get home safely, I will definitely take him to get a pair of glasses, so that this stupid child can re-understand this beautiful world. If only I can get home safely!

Banban pushed Zhong Xiaojie forward vigorously, and said to me with bad intentions, "You guys have a good chat, let's go first, I won't bother you, bye." ”

I was ruthlessly abandoned???

In the future, you must polish your eyes when looking for friends, you must polish them, otherwise it will be too dangerous, just like two people walking on a bumpy road, he said, "Brother, on the road ahead, you can rest assured, I can definitely take you to fly, with me, you can fly sooner or later, like the sun." I believed in his evil, and I stepped on all the pits along the way. It was a smooth ride for him, and my fate was ruined.

After taking a few steps, Banban seemed to have a conscience, ran back and said, "Zhong Keyu, I forgot to tell you, I just called my godmother upstairs, she said let me go to the supermarket to find her later, accompany her to buy vegetables, and then I also told her that your junior high school classmates came to play with you, so you can eat out for lunch today, do you know what I mean?"

I know you're a yarn, I'm going home for lunch, I'm going home to catch up on sleep, how can I eat lunch outside.

Liang Shuang said excitedly: "I understand, I understand." The latest chapter of "I'm sorry, I don't want to live up to the Claw Book House" is free to read for the first time.